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Are you a rad suburban dad
No im a city slicker
yes i am a rad suburban dad
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take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Watch Trotz come here what he's doin' right now!

Good old Canadian boy behind the bench right there.



I work at costco, we get three trucks of gas a day. I just fill up there by taking my break before the store opens. I also take my wifes car once a week and fill it because i'm a rad husband too. Also all my yard tools are electric hand me downs from when my in-laws separated. So do whatever gas jerks. Only time it was bad was when Harvey hit and I flew out that morning because my dad was dying. Came back and everything was out of premium for a week for my subaru. But anyway, flying out when a hurricane is landing is not a pleasant experience is what i'm getting at.

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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

A CRAB IRL posted:

What do dad crew think about large pig balls?

They're pretty good, but you wanna see real big balls? Try putting up with my ex for a week!

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





A CRAB IRL posted:

What do dad crew think about large pig balls?

Iíll tell you what, those babies are BIG!

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012






Not a whole lot of gas hoarding idiocy around here, much to my surprise given the chud levels.

Still ainít going anywhere till we run out of food and/or baby stuff. Got plenty of chores around here to keep me going a long-rear end time.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’ll tell you what, those babies are BIG!

Whoa nelly! Like basketballs!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

The only gas issues that upset me are people who grill with gas.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

For clarity. Gas stove = superior. Gas grill = pathetic.gif

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Hey Suburban Dads an inquiry:

Whose tuggin?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Line em up

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Derpies posted:

Hey Suburban Dads an inquiry:

Whose tuggin?

I almost cried when I fond out this isn't a real product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDozuzfVuY

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Bonzo posted:

I almost cried when I fond out this isn't a real product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDozuzfVuY

and the mods wanna shut down tugging when we have so much more material to go through

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Derpies posted:

and the mods wanna shut down tugging when we have so much more material to go through



Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.





Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Bonzo posted:

I almost cried when I fond out this isn't a real product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDozuzfVuY

Tugging... is real.

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

It's good that in present day SA tuggin' and burgin' can coexist in peace.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Did some fishiní today. No tuggin yet.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs



gaze on my loin, ye Mighty

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Great work. Rip and tear until it is done.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Delicious murder.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

gonna pressure-cook it until I have carnitas

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Sunday Funday

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donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

Any suburban dad magic potions on how to get an old water water off an old hose? I've tried pipe wrench and about to just Chuck the whole thing and go to home Depot but I don't want to admit failure

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