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Are you a rad suburban dad
No im a city slicker
yes i am a rad suburban dad
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

youre dick posted:

rad urban dads call them fixies

come on ctown do better

i run a freewheel so its not a true fixie IDIOT

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

really hoping Fiskars comes out with a chainsaw to go with my geared loppers and mid-length hatchet

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now

google > "best reel mower 2020"

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





I have a basement bar that always has Guinness and a lager on tap. Sometimes I like to go down there just to check the pressure on the regulators, maybe fiddle with em if the PSI ain’t quite right. Shine up the faucets too, you never know when you’re gonna need to pour a beer and you want it to look nice.

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


Chinatown posted:

i run a freewheel so its not a true fixie IDIOT

get absolutely destroyed, me

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Empty Sandwich posted:

really hoping Fiskars comes out with a chainsaw to go with my geared loppers and mid-length hatchet

Fiskars is a good brand. Never had to replace anything from them I've ever bought.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005



Pillbug



Glad to see he's doing well

cynic
Jan 19, 2004





youre dick posted:

REal suburban dads use PB Blaster not WD-40 like some apartment dweller.

I got a king-size can of WD-40 about 15 years back and I'll be damned if I'm not going to use it on everything I can until it either runs out or rusts into a health-hazard. Used it on the curtain rails today.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




I refuse to buy any home improvement products or materials that the state of California doesn't claim causes cancer

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


Derpies posted:

I refuse to buy any home improvement products or materials that the state of California doesn't claim causes cancer

I have good news for you

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





There are always a minimum of 5 open bags of grass seed in my garage.


*goes to Lowe’s to get more grass seed*

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

There are always a minimum of 5 open bags of grass seed in my garage.


*goes to Lowe’s to get more grass seed*

pick me up some charcoal while youre there

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

"The Offspring" entire discography on CD, anyone?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



fff lawn care like i give a fat rats rear end. i like dandelions

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




I'm thinking ARBYS

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Derpies posted:

pick me up some charcoal while youre there

*returns with grass seed, a new hammer, mousetraps, plumbers tape, random washer assortment, no charcoal*

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

dee eight posted:

fff lawn care like i give a fat rats rear end. i like dandelions

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Walking around in my dad slippers in my suburban home

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Derpies posted:

Walking around in my dad slippers in my suburban home

They got the rubber soles in case you need to take the trash out?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

They got the rubber soles in case you need to take the trash out?

hell yeah safety first

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

CONFIRMED FOR JAY

*Buys a $3000 DSLR camera to take snapshots on auto*

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





*has other suburban dad buddies, but really considers the dog his closest friend*

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Hello I am divorced suburban Dad.

I see my kid every second weekend and have a Harley-Davidson that I never ride but am constantly "working on".

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Gets excited to roll out an absolutely massive air compressor to occasionally air up a tire. Hold on a second, better get my ear plugs and get this baby started.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Still haven’t found an application for my drill press. Someday I will need it for something, and I will be happy I have it.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Still haven’t found an application for my drill press. Someday I will need it for something, and I will be happy I have it.

I tell the new neighbor if you need any tool I've probably got it. No really, it's no problem at all. Any tool let me know seriously ---

Because I have so many tools that I've never used hoping to find some reason to use them.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

do you have a wet saw?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

do you have a wet saw?

Gotta cut tile so yeah...well, eventually will need to cut tile.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

If anyone has any tile projects pls let me know

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Hello I am divorced suburban Dad.

I see my kid every second weekend and have a Harley-Davidson that I never ride but am constantly "working on".

username checks out

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



i’m a cool dad who is really into coffee, snowboarding, mountain biking, and electronic music

i have girls with old lady names like maggie or enid

i travel a lot for my marketing/sales/mgmt job and have status with the airlines

i regularly go on boys weekends to expensive hotels/restaurants and get boozed up and play golf or ski or whatever and almost cheat on my wife

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

I'm worrying that my lawn might not be aerated enough

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Gentle Autist posted:

i’m a cool dad who is really into coffee, snowboarding, mountain biking, and electronic music

i have girls with old lady names like maggie or enid

i travel a lot for my marketing/sales/mgmt job and have status with the airlines

i regularly go on boys weekends to expensive hotels/restaurants and get boozed up and play golf or ski or whatever and almost cheat on my wife

You sound loving terrible

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Gets excited to roll out an absolutely massive air compressor to occasionally air up a tire. Hold on a second, better get my ear plugs and get this baby started.

Use it to dust off the driveway.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


I see lots of jokes here. Boy, I'm sick of this. I told you all to go outside and don't come back til it's dark.
Excuse me for getting upset, you interrupted my "not nap" I'm taking while "watching" golf.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Well it's 7am on Saturday. Better start up the mower!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

It's 7am. Better pull out the compressor to dust off the driveway.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
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It's 7 am on a Saturday and everyone's so drat loud. Time for my weekly call to code enforcement, local ordinances clearly say no loud decibel activity until 7:30.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Still haven’t found an application for my drill press. Someday I will need it for something, and I will be happy I have it.

Yeah this rototiller may have been a mistake but you know what? It pays to be prepared

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Play posted:

Yeah this rototiller may have been a mistake but you know what? It pays to be prepared

Hey can I borrow your rototiller?

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