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BAGS FLY AT NOON)
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Pubes still dark, everything ok.
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May 2, 2021 20:07
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ProperGanderPusher posted:My little girl arrived earlier this week. As much as I look forward to the days beyond the larval stage, it’s a great feeling when she’s fussing until you take her from mom and rock her and she looks up at you with a goofy grin. Grats on dadding  how many ya'll reckon you wantMe I have one she's 4 yo and she's the cutest thing ever made and a terrible force that can shriek through walls I got a vasectomy 2 months ago and no regrets hehe
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May 2, 2021 20:58
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Pubes still dark, everything ok. I was you just a year ago
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May 2, 2021 21:31
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Derpies posted:No we don't but our wives keep buying them for us I have a large selection of beard oil and beard shampoo and I have never, not once, bought either beard oil or beard shampoo myself
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May 2, 2021 23:29
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I'm 41 and still growing facial hair like a Polish grandmother. I'd have wicked muttonchops or maybe a starburns thing if I could pull it off.
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May 3, 2021 01:00
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Do we have an excel dad here? We need to have all our various dad subtypes organized and split so I can remember what kind of dad everyone is and whose a rad uncle and what not so I can keep the gimmicks straight. I need someone else to do it though because I'm a Middle Management Suburban Dad so am functionally useless.
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May 3, 2021 01:04
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Derpies posted:In bear talk what other dad's are getting their silver fox beard stripes? Oh yeah baby, it’s comin in fast and furious
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May 3, 2021 01:20
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Post your unflattering angle silver beard selfies!
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May 3, 2021 01:22
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I got the Honest Amish beard oil a while back as a gift and in was actually using it because it smelled fantastic but then forgot about it. I found the can recently when I was cleaning out my drawer in the bathroom and it had…degraded… so I threw it out.
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May 3, 2021 01:23
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I’ve been thinking about getting a Big Green Egg. Any of you tried one yet? What are you thoughts on it?
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May 3, 2021 08:28
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Steakandchips posted:I’ve been thinking about getting a Big Green Egg. My friend has one and its great.
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May 3, 2021 16:20
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I had no desire for one until I guy I know took the top bit off and used it as a tandoor oven
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May 3, 2021 16:38
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Derpies posted:My friend has one and its great. Look at this guy with his friends.
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May 3, 2021 17:54
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got the workshop sump pump replaced just in time for today's heavy-rear end rain.
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May 3, 2021 18:13
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Into The Mild posted:Do you suburban dads use beard oils? oh, I generate my own
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May 3, 2021 18:22
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Check out my back yard right now: 
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May 4, 2021 00:58
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Well them dogs done tore it all to hell, didn't they?
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May 4, 2021 01:04
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Smugworth posted:Well them dogs done tore it all to hell, didn't they? I left em outside for a few while I went to have a tug and that’s what I came back to!
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May 4, 2021 01:06
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Check out my back yard right now: Your dogs have some powerful pee
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May 4, 2021 01:07
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I left em outside for a few while I went to have a tug and that’s what I came back to! We've all been there
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May 4, 2021 02:43
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tripwood posted:Grats on dadding At least one more. Possibly two. We’ll see. In re facial hair chat: I’ve been rocking the Flanders mustache since last November after losing enough weight around my face. Before that I had a beard throughout most of my 20’s and it always made me look homeless, even if it did a good job masking my turkey neck.
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May 4, 2021 08:30
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ProperGanderPusher posted:At least one more. Possibly two. We’ll see. Mustaches are a firm DAD ONLY thing in the 2qst century
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May 5, 2021 05:42
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I live in the 'burbs. I don't have any kids or a long term relationship (ended during covid). I pay some guy to mow my lawn because I don't want to loving do it and it's only like 30 bucks a month. My brother just had a little babby though so I'm an uncle. He lives nearby and i walk over and see him a couple times a week. I also don't really have any interest in smoking meat or cooking on a grill. I'm going to buy that little guy so many fun toys. Any room for rad suburban uncles? I do smoke the weed and hang out with other suburban "men" (one is a dad) on the weekend a few times a month. Now that my brother has tasted the poison of having a child the ladies in our circle are stepping on each other to be next. It's only a matter of time until all my friends become dads and we can't hang out every other weekend anymore. I spit on your grave suburban dads. Please invite me over for BBQ though it's really good and i like to see your families in a non-creepy way. See I got like a love hate thing with 'burb daddies. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 07:26 on May 5, 2021 |
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May 5, 2021 07:22
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Got another mow in yesterday over lunch. Need something exciting to break up the monotony of working from home, you know? Getting a little antsy about cranking the deck up higher to let the grass grow out a bit. It's lovely at 2", but it would be lush at 3.5". Plus, summer is around the corner so gotta beef the lawn up. Decisions, decisions.
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May 5, 2021 12:18
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Wendigee posted:It's only a matter of time until all my friends become dads and we can't hang out every other weekend anymore. we can still hang in the yard all day but you gotta be able to handle a little shrieking, stricter meal times and maybe help me chop wood or something so the wife doesn't think this is just day-drinking brunch-bbq-beer from 10am to 6pm, get dad-drunk and go to bed at 7pm same time as the kids is the perfect sunday
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May 5, 2021 12:25
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tripwood posted:we can still hang in the yard all day but you gotta be able to handle a little shrieking, stricter meal times and maybe help me chop wood or something so the wife doesn't think this is just day-drinking Well.... okay! I think once the little munchkin isn't 6 months old anymore things will get easier. Parents are super busy right now and the little guy wakes up every 3 hours so they are not sleeping lol.
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May 5, 2021 22:39
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 found this little fellow yesterday
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May 6, 2021 20:13
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Wendigee posted:Well.... okay! You will see them in 3.5-4 years
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May 6, 2021 20:35
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Derpies posted:You will see them in 3.5-4 years  And that’s provided they don’t go overboard and happily become the “welp we have kids now so our own lives are forfeit it’s been fun lol” and they literally never do anything that isn’t family oriented ever again.
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May 6, 2021 20:41
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Can the sequel thread be named Rad Dad: Redemption?
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May 6, 2021 20:48
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Any other dads feeling the siren call to join a softball team?
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May 6, 2021 23:41
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No
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May 6, 2021 23:47
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Rounders?
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May 6, 2021 23:50
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you must not be old enough then
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May 7, 2021 00:02
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Derpies posted:Any other dads feeling the siren call to join a softball team? I tried and it sucked so much poo poo softball is boring as hell and full of macho assholes I play tennis its much more fun. Its a gentledad sport. 
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May 7, 2021 00:26
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Wendigee posted:I live in the 'burbs. Rad Uncle Crew, Say Whaaaaa
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May 7, 2021 01:09
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I got the Honest Amish beard oil a while back as a gift and in was actually using it because it smelled fantastic but then forgot about it. I found the can recently when I was cleaning out my drawer in the bathroom and it had…degraded… so I threw it out. their heavy grit beard balm, I swear by. it shapes and holds most all day
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May 7, 2021 01:11
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blight rhino posted:their heavy grit beard balm, I swear by. it shapes and holds most all day I’m keeping my poo poo short and tidy for summer now (it also helps hide the greys) but I’ll check it out once long beard season rolls around again.
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May 7, 2021 01:14
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I went down to a 3 guard from a 4 on the old beard for the summer Literally old beard Wife asked me if I should start coloring it since it's so gray What the gently caress lady? I look distinguished
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May 7, 2021 01:20
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Smugworth posted:I went down to a 3 guard from a 4 on the old beard for the summer I am greying exactly like 2012 presidential run Mitt Romney which is fitting given im a Utard
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May 7, 2021 16:37
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