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Planted some shrubs today and carefully selected fertilizer with 13-7-7 formula. Then grilled some chicken drumsticks and drank beer. Watched the UFC fight. Dad life. 
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Mar 7, 2021 07:49
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Shopping for outdoor sheds
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Mar 7, 2021 17:55
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Kids cracked the washer lid again. Going outside to drink and listen to my Bluetooth speaker to get over it. Think I'll tighten up the nuts on the wheel barrel and other yard equipment. Nobody come outside and bother me. I'm doing important poo poo. Full Metal Jackass fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Mar 7, 2021 |
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Mar 7, 2021 22:56
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Watching a 20 something try to back up a trailer and give the play-by-play to the wife who keeps looking at her phone uninterested.
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Mar 8, 2021 17:21
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youre dick posted:since we're all dad friends ehre i have an admission to make. my wife is way better at backing up trailers than i am, to my ever lasting shame A good wife
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Mar 8, 2021 18:15
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St Patty's day is almost among us brothers. Prepare for homemade black and tans  Gotta justify keeping that pouring spoon the wife always tries to throw out.
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Mar 8, 2021 19:40
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What beers u use brudda Bass and Guinness. The only time I ever buy either.
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Mar 8, 2021 20:07
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Empty Sandwich posted:really hoping Fiskars comes out with a chainsaw to go with my geared loppers and mid-length hatchet Fiskars is a good brand. Never had to replace anything from them I've ever bought.
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Mar 8, 2021 21:15
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Gets excited to roll out an absolutely massive air compressor to occasionally air up a tire. Hold on a second, better get my ear plugs and get this baby started.
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Mar 9, 2021 03:10
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Still haven’t found an application for my drill press. Someday I will need it for something, and I will be happy I have it. I tell the new neighbor if you need any tool I've probably got it. No really, it's no problem at all. Any tool let me know seriously --- Because I have so many tools that I've never used hoping to find some reason to use them.
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Mar 9, 2021 04:47
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:do you have a wet saw? Gotta cut tile so yeah...well, eventually will need to cut tile.
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Mar 9, 2021 05:21
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If anyone has any tile projects pls let me know
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Mar 9, 2021 05:30
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It's 7am. Better pull out the compressor to dust off the driveway.
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Mar 9, 2021 15:43
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I'm not gonna lie I got a pair of crocs flip flops and they are very comfortable.
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Mar 9, 2021 23:58
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skooma512 posted:I spent the last two nights playing Tank Mechanic Simulator. I've been cleaning rust and sandblasting old tanks I dug out of the mud. Get a solder sucker and tin those tips.
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Mar 10, 2021 21:21
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Just checking the oil in the wife's car, whistling the peppa pig themesong.
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Mar 10, 2021 21:22
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Derpies posted:Can we take a moment to pour out one of our homebrews we swear we are gonna make this week to the ultimate suburban dad, Daddy Pig. This pig, without exaggeration, is me.
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Mar 10, 2021 22:26
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I don't cover the grill or smoker. Years of rain and sun gives em charm.
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Mar 11, 2021 00:58
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I can tell when the wife has taken my car when I start it up and the radio station isn't on sports talk.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:27
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Having a company replace my cracked washer lid, only because it's under warranty or I'd do it myself. Better stand in the tiny laundry room and watch the guy work the entire time.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:41
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:
I'm always telling her we've got enough decorations and pillows but somehow there's always new ones popping up around the house.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:48
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*pulls out belt sander* Did somebody say they needed a blade sharpened?
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Mar 13, 2021 02:24
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I really wish I had tacos. Forced to eat some kind of Japanese pork filled buns tonight.
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Mar 13, 2021 04:37
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Got the J&J vaccine yesterday. It's doing a number on me today --- 101 temp, body aches, headache, nausea. Wife: Take some Ibuprofen. Me: I...cant....  Me: can you please get it... *Wife rolls eyes*
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Mar 14, 2021 17:19
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City is gonna be going through and fixing some of the sidewalk this week. Better go outside with a drink and watch them work.
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Mar 17, 2021 01:21
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Derpies posted:Can't wait to eat some more of this then Single heaping spoonful of gruel, and no more.
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Mar 17, 2021 03:07
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Did you clean out the vent hose? People may clean out the lint trap but usually forget about that. My neighbor at my old house had a mass of lint peeking out the exhaust vent hood on the side of their house. I imagine there was probably a ton of lint all the way up to the dryer just waiting to start a fire.
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Mar 17, 2021 04:55
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Derpies posted:
You have chickens?
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Mar 19, 2021 22:59
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Lol at taking the skin off your potatoes. Just lol.
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Mar 22, 2021 00:49
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Also I’m thinking about using my off-set smoker tomorrow to smoke some chicken drumsticks. Sure I can google it but I thought I’d ask the pro-dads here for some tips & tricks. Here's the best advice I can give you, son. Low and slow.
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Mar 25, 2021 01:23
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Looks like possible rain today. Better tell everyone.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:28
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Derpies posted:Where did my drat wife put my keys, and why was it in the pockets of my pants I wore yesterday!!!! Yeah but she moved the pants. Stop moving my pants!
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Mar 27, 2021 18:22
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Offer up is full of these electric smokers. Makes you wonder
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Mar 29, 2021 05:46
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Dandywalken posted:Its almost time to mow! Those! Lawns!!! Looking at my watch it says 10AM. Way too late in the day to mow.
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Apr 3, 2021 18:03
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Wife found the Harbor freight receipt.
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Apr 6, 2021 23:53
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Derpies posted:how are you gonna justify spending 20 bucks?? For those 20 bucks I got 20 items and now begins the storage creep into her area.
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Apr 6, 2021 23:56
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:We have some stupid lovely bushes and mulch in front of the house that I’ve always hated. I think my project later this spring is gonna be pulling those things out and hardscaping the area and replacing the bushes with succulents. I thought I remember you posting you lived somewhere that gets cold. They can't take it if it gets too cold and they will die if they get too much water.
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Apr 7, 2021 16:45
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poisonpill posted:How do you pull out stumps? I’ve got a big dead bush I need to remove and IM NOT PAYING SOMEONE I CSN DO IT MYSELF Grind it down.
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Apr 7, 2021 16:46
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Smugworth posted:I saw a picture of someone who had prickly pear cactus lining their sidewalk, covered in snow, purportedly in the Twin Cities Minnesota. Life, uh, finds a way. Nothing should be forced to live in Minnesota.
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Apr 7, 2021 21:12
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Yeah you’re right. Connecticut so hot and humid as hell for 6 months and a frozen wasteland for the other 6. What’s something hardy that I could plant there? No clue. I live in a barren desert wasteland.
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Apr 7, 2021 22:53
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