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Hello I am Derpies, suburban dad, and I figured we needed a safe posting space for fellow suburban dads to talk about suburban dad things. Rules: Post about being a rad dad, who lives in the suburbs No girls/wives allowed (except certified soccer moms) Must never break the demeanor of being a suburban dad. To start us off, what socks do you guys wear with your sandals? I prefer whatever is on sale at Costco. CURRENT ALLIES: City Dads ENEMIES: Rural Dads (We call them Quaids) PLOT TWIST: All verified Suburban Dads will be listed below with their BBQ setups. Play posted:And put MY precious barbecue equipment on the internet for local thieves to case?? I think NOT Derpies posted:
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Rig postin’ A few bricks shy massive suburban dad haul AFewBricksShy posted:I am the suburban daddest of dads. Derpies fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Apr 27, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 22:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 12:58 |
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dee eight posted:i'm a rad dad and a rad grand dad try to keep up Tell us a long rambling story to prove this
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 22:59 |
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Pimpcasso posted:Im a rural dad with all the cool tools and half finished projects this is not the thread for you then sir but i appreciate your big dad energy
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 23:03 |
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Lobotomy Bob posted:I'm talking to you over the fence about my latest batch of homebrew beer. as a suburban dad i also have a nice home brewing kit i have used one time
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 23:17 |
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I'd like to take a vote of suburban dad's in creating a rule where whenever we say "my wife" we say it like Borat
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 00:34 |
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Lil Peeler posted:I live in the suburbs, but I'm only a dog dad. But I'm a pretty rad dog dad and I hope that doesn't make anyone mad You will be assigned the first divorced soccer mom that wanders into this thread so you can be a suburban dad tok
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 00:40 |
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bossy lady posted:I was promised bass guitars.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 02:02 |
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I have a sudden fear that my lawn might be a millimeter above code
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 07:33 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Planted some shrubs today and carefully selected fertilizer with 13-7-7 formula. Then grilled some chicken drumsticks and drank beer. Watched the UFC fight. Dad life. i always watched the punch persons fights and as usual they dissapoint
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 08:34 |
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Oh no I'm late for the planning and zoning subcommittee meeting for my municipality, someone has to keep those crooks honest !
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 20:49 |
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MattO posted:gently caress the HOA that flag's not coming down *Has a seething hatred for your non compliant flag and you're now my suburban dad enemy*
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 20:52 |
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bossy lady posted:What is the dadliest guitar / bass guitar? Serious answers only please. I have an American Standard Fender Jazz base that was one of the last years they made them in the USA so I am gonna go with mine as our resident Suburban Dad.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 02:01 |
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Wife was gone so the child got dino nuggets and broccoli for dinner
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 02:38 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*finishes sixer and walks back to store to get another*
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 06:04 |
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I refuse to buy any home improvement products or materials that the state of California doesn't claim causes cancer
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 23:41 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:There are always a minimum of 5 open bags of grass seed in my garage. pick me up some charcoal while youre there
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 00:29 |
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I'm thinking ARBYS
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 00:55 |
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Walking around in my dad slippers in my suburban home
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 01:42 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:They got the rubber soles in case you need to take the trash out? hell yeah safety first
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 02:43 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Hello I am divorced suburban Dad. username checks out
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 06:41 |
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It's 7 am on a Saturday and everyone's so drat loud. Time for my weekly call to code enforcement, local ordinances clearly say no loud decibel activity until 7:30.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 17:13 |
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bossy lady posted:Am I an honorary dad? I have seven bass guitars, but I live in a city. You're close but you are still a filthy city slicker. Once you start whining about property taxes though you can get an internship. Gorgar posted:If you count, so do I. Seven is the correct number of basses to own. Looking at moving to the suburbs this year. We can get you into an associates program but you can't be one of us til you post a picture of your yard and BBQ in the suburbs
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 21:28 |
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In fact all Suburban Dads are required to post their BBQ set up and I will update the OP with verfied Sub Dads.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 21:28 |
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Play posted:And put MY precious barbecue equipment on the internet for local thieves to case?? I think NOT This response has very B.S.D.E
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 21:35 |
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Gorgar posted:Any leeway for also having a few Strats, a 335, and a couple silverface Fender amps? Flying Vs counted, but mine aren't white. We can maybe pass on a few credits to your suburban dad training courses and you won't have to take "Dad Rock 101" if you can show me how many captain beefheart albums you own in vinyl.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 21:52 |
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Gentle Autist posted:i’m a cool dad who is really into coffee, snowboarding, mountain biking, and electronic music This is the enemy of all SA suburban dads, and I bet he owns an extremely expensive electronic "smoker" as well.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 22:06 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Yeah I think we can waive the photo requirement just this once. Cant wait to see that grill
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 00:37 |
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Bonzo posted:Just ordered new cargo shorts off Amazon. Won't do yard work without them. Did you get the reinforced knees and crotch segments? Gotta be ready at all times for extreme suburban dad poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 00:43 |
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Weka posted:The solution is simple pal, I own two pairs, one with holes for casual wear and a black holeless pair for formal wear. Look if you're not within ten miles of a Panera bread I just don't even know what you people enjoy or do. I'll watch some Netflix documentaries and try and do better next time.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 07:23 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Just checking the oil in the wife's car, whistling the peppa pig themesong. Can we take a moment to pour out one of our homebrews we swear we are gonna make this week to the ultimate suburban dad, Daddy Pig. Our Hero, Our Savior, Our Charlemagne
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 21:27 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:This pig, without exaggeration, is me. No sir, this man is not Daddy Pig I am Daddy Pig.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 23:21 |
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Here is my suburban dad rig will update op in a bit too with it
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 23:26 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I don't cover the grill or smoker. Years of rain and sun gives em charm. The wife covers it, got me the grill as a father's day present and doesn't understand a rusted petina makes everything taste better
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 02:03 |
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Play posted:that grill cover could use a wash, too. not that I'm trying to tell a man his craft, you understand Last time I cleaned the smoker out I had to use engine degreaser. Took me half a day and I wasn't that much cleaner in the end tbh, and now all my food tastes vaguely like a 1967 Camero
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 02:04 |
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Bulgaroctonus posted:So, I’m a trailer park dad but I have a bass guitar: Trailer parks can be located within suburbs. My only question is are you within ten miles of a chipotle/panera/etc.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 02:27 |
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Hmm good weather this weekend gonna spend five hours detailing my mid model subaru outback.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 02:39 |
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poisonpill posted:Nice fire pit, good dog, solid tiles. But let’s get that white fence up to suburban dad standards, bub I am sure the fence is on the dad list of projects so no harm no foul!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 18:16 |
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Play posted:Society already judges our suburban dads so harshly, so I won't say a thing more about it We really should organize and become a protected class
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 19:59 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Nobody ever thinks of us white middle aged men You could say we are a large portion of the population that is remaining silent. Excuse me while I rev my boatley davidson boat motor bike combo hooked to my RV covered in flags.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 20:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 12:58 |
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dee eight posted:gentlemen, please accept my resignation from your club. i do not care to associate with anybody. Congrats you are now the Social Secratary
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 21:52 |