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I don't have any real life friends that play video games besides my kids, and they only want to play Roblox.
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Mar 9, 2021 22:27
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Shout out to all my fellow former candy kid raver dads.
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Mar 10, 2021 00:20
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take me you ANIMAL posted:Hmm, plants I planted last year all probably died due to Texas icestorm, but going to try and bring them back anyway. Also the irrigation system is just bubbling and flooding the lawn now. Sound like a good weekend project for me, should only take a couple hours. My rosemary, all gone 😭
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Mar 11, 2021 13:53
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Derpies posted:Mine will always be on one of the 3 or 4 NPR stations we pick up Whenever I'm in the car listening to Fresh Air and they name the credits at the end; I'll alway say "Briger please" out loud to myself when they list Sam Briger.
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Mar 12, 2021 00:06
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The Grammys are on and I don't recognize anyone!?!?! And why isn't Ellen hosting?
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Mar 15, 2021 03:16
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Super Waffle posted:I plan on proposing to my girlfriend in the next couple of months, I hope to soon realize my dream of being a suburban dad May your cargo shorts be roomy and your New Balances remain grass stain free.
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Mar 15, 2021 06:29
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FYI: Samsung appliances are pig poo poo, they make good phones but a two year old dryer had two heating elements go out within a year of each other.
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Mar 18, 2021 00:35
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Couch cushion raisins are the best raisins.
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Mar 18, 2021 01:36
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Ralph Hurley posted:It could still use some professional work on the frets, the strings buzz a lot but more likely the problem is I suck at bass. Fret buzz is entirely caused by parts of the guitar not hitting each other the correct way, not technique. Take it to a luthier for a full setup and you'll be amazed at the difference. Congratulations on actually finishing your project though; you have pleased your fallen ancestors. neato burrito fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Mar 20, 2021 |
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Mar 20, 2021 19:04
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Old Smokey grills look pretty well reviewed and moderately priced, never used one though.
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Mar 24, 2021 22:15
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Just bought a pedalboard, multi port power supply and loop pedal for my guitar stuff collection. I can't wait to use it for a few days and never touch it again (see wah pedal for a similar situation). Although with a proper board set up I'll have everything in one place finally.
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Apr 3, 2021 02:18
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I used to care about my lawn when the house was new, but between my neighbors that let everything grow wild (some weeds are a couple of feet tall in their backyard) and the empty weed filled field behind our street I just said gently caress it and keep everything mowed as short as possible so at least the weeds blend into the grass.Aunt Teefa posted:*is pretty much high all the time* My man, mowing the grass high makes it fun! 
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Apr 7, 2021 15:14
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Thrifty dads keep that 2008 Toyota Camry going as long as possible. It's been paid off for three years already!
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Apr 8, 2021 20:29
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Brewmaster posted:How did you rad dads survive newborns? Smooth seas don't make strong sailors. Or something like that, I'm trying to be supportive. Also: TODAY'S THE DAY BOYS, MULCH ON SALE FIVE FOR TEN BUX AT HOME DEPOT
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Apr 10, 2021 17:23
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I learned how to bunny hop on my MTB today, it feels good man. Thanks, Youtube!
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Apr 11, 2021 18:54
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Ralph Hurley posted:I wonder how many hours a day the average suburban chud spends fantasizing about finally getting their chance to shoot someone. One of my favorite comics calls that "paranoid optimism." I think that's an amazingly accurate phrase.
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Apr 18, 2021 22:24
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Listening to death metal while picking up curbside groceries in my minivan is pretty Rad Suburban Dad. Especially because I lower the volume after opening the back door because I don't want to be obnoxious.
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Apr 21, 2021 18:37
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Empty Sandwich posted:same except Wu-Tang 2016 Toyota Sienna I bought used with a sensible 40Kish miles already on it. It's holding steady, I also have a 2009 Camry with 145K miles on it. It's been paid off for four years now, CREAM.
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Apr 21, 2021 20:47
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Bonzo posted:Anyone else have a special pair of readers for gaming? Just me? I think you need to make a Rad Suburban Grandad thread for that.
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Apr 22, 2021 02:21
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A CRAB IRL posted:You're not thinking dadly there. You need a "best price point to performance" home build in a really plain case that you've spent 8 months researching. You get the gently caress out of my head right now.
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Apr 22, 2021 22:02
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I'm just going to have to admit that my favorite cargo shorts just don't fit me any more.
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Apr 24, 2021 22:14
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Holding back on a full force piss stream so I can lengthen the time I get in the restroom.
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Apr 25, 2021 18:39
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Both of my daughters find farts hilarious so I know I'm doing something right. My wife will laugh half of the time, or hit me the other half. It's a matter of context.
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Apr 27, 2021 22:22
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Mine will sometimes fart back at me, that’s how you know it’s love My older one will run across these room just to fart directly on me.
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Apr 28, 2021 00:16
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You wanna kill a whole wasp nest / ant colony dead as gently caress in mere seconds from 15 feet away? This is the good poo poo. Liquid death, and it also works as an aggressive dog deterrent. https://rainbowtech.net/products/telco-power-wasp-ant-spray/
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Apr 30, 2021 14:24
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I'm 41 and still growing facial hair like a Polish grandmother. I'd have wicked muttonchops or maybe a starburns thing if I could pull it off.
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May 3, 2021 01:00
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lol if you measure torque with a device instead of just feeling it out like a real man.
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May 7, 2021 20:19
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Delicious murder.
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May 16, 2021 03:19
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The $600 generator I bought two months ago is safe and sound in the box, unopened.
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May 19, 2021 19:03
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Derpies posted:Headed on a suburban dad trip to Mexico, do they have lawns down there? No but you can buy lots of drugs there so you quit worrying about your lawn and realize that nothing really matters.
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May 27, 2021 15:02
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Flame kissed 
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May 31, 2021 22:26
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Went to my brother in law's new place over the weekend, and was introduced to the amazing technology that is a pellet smoker. After some research it appears that there is (of course) strong opinions about the manliness of using one of these. After eating a poo poo ton of delicious and perfectly smoked meat I can firmly say, gently caress the haters; that meat was loving awesome. I don't like to play the "I'm from Texas and I know smoked meats" card too often but I'm throwing it down in this case. Pellet smokers are the tits.
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Jun 7, 2021 15:57
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Two and a half hours worth of children's dance recitals for me tonight. F a cold one for me dadbros.
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Jun 19, 2021 22:32
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As usual, the promised Father's Day beej never materialized  The rest of the day was excellent though.
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Jun 21, 2021 19:16
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Does anyone else fart a lot but it almost never stinks? Sometimes I answer my wife's stupid questions with a fart.
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Jul 13, 2021 02:49
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I'm the dad that's smug about not being on my phone when I take my kids to the playground.
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Jul 25, 2021 04:06
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Leave white socks AND your New Balances on. The good ones though, not the lawn mowing ones.
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Jul 30, 2021 19:11
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Bacon wrapped jalapeño poppers, bacon wrapped hot dogs, bacon wrapped asparagus, bacon wrapped fried cheese and maybe some nice vanilla ice cream for dessert.
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Aug 3, 2021 22:07
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Dads. Bag it or mulch it?
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Aug 9, 2021 03:25
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Derpies posted:We did astroturf in the backyard last year and boy howdy that stuff is like the inside of a star when it’s been in the sun all day You turfin'?
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Aug 13, 2021 17:01
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