Rad Suburban Dad Megathread: Close that door, I aint paying to heat the neighborhood

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WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

do you have a wet saw?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 05:02

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:29

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

we might be squares now, but when we were kids... oh man

*thinks of the only time he took ecstasy and made out with 2 girls in one night*

yeah... we were bad

# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 00:15

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

There aren�t enough suburban mom bands imo

i think everyone in Sonic Youth looks like a suburban grandma by now

# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 17:55

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

what if the potatoes are kinda old and have weird eyes on em?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 05:13

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

drk posted:

Thanks, thats actually pretty useful advice.

Supposedly the nearest place to me with lump charcoal is here, should I go:

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 03:22

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

i fixed my lawnmower by myself

# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 20:30

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

A burger coated in blackening or jerk seasoning is real good. But i dont gently caress with the composition of the meat by putting onions or breadcrumbs or whatever in there.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 16:36

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

already mowed

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 20:54

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

the water heater is fucky

not how I wanted to spend my Sunday

# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 14:16

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

I know what's wrong with the water heater but Lowes didn't have the part and the plumbing shops are closed so I bought the part online

Probably what will happen is the part will come, i'll install it, it won't fix the issue, I'll have to call someone to come out and the store I bought the part from won't take a return

also I'm taking cold showers for at least 2 days

# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 20:45

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

AFewBricksShy posted:

I am very happy that it is octoberfest and dark beer season coming up.

Also the season for food that you make in a big pot and simmer for hours and it makes the house smell great and keeps you fed for days

Stews, curries, soups, chili

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 04:10

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:29

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

there's a turkey farm near where I work and you can definitely tell the difference between their turkey and a grocery store Butterball or whatever. Turkey is under rated, it's my go to meat.

# ¿ May 14, 2023 03:10

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