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post random anecdotes from your life. they can be funny or just something you find interesting, but preferably brief. unless you think it is really, really good --------------------- when i was visiting Ireland in my teenage years we took a day trip to the Aran Islands and hiked up to a stone fort on a cliff above the sea. as we were looking around and taking photos i saw a girl who looked about my age sitting near the cliff. the wind was blowing her long hair in such a beautiful fashion that i (rudely) took a photo of her. she happened to turn and saw me doing this, but said nothing and didn't move. i think she might have been a faerie when i was in college some of my friends and i broke into the cafeteria liquor cabinet and raided it. we got really drunk, then snuck into the library through an unlocked window, went to the computer lab, printed out a bunch of nasty porn, and left it strewn around the stacks or inside books. i guess we thought this was edgy or something (it was a christian school) a few years later in a different city i was living in a house with some friends and we had a party for halloween. i dressed as a glam rocker with a big black wig and got smashed on blue moon beer. early the next morning i woke up to find i had messily shat my bed. i drunkenly snuck down to the basement (no one else was awake) and hurled my clothes and bed linens into the wash on the longest cycle, then snuck back up to the bathroom to shower. i just bent over in the shower with my rear end pointed at the water stream and stayed like that for a few minutes. i had neglected to remove my wig, or shut the bathroom door, so when one of my house mates walked in, we just made eye contact, then he turned around and left. gently caress you op, im gay and goku
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Antivehicular posted:Why did a Christian college cafeteria have a liquor cabinet? Did you get blasted on cooking sherry? it was cheap wine and whiskey. don't know what else to say. christians drink booze edit: oh i should add we were under age
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Mooey Cow posted:OP post the pics of the fairy I'm a faeologist. the photos were not on a digital camera BUT i will try to upload them....no promises though
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On a similar note to my second visit to Ireland: my dad and my brother and I were driving down a narrow road to I don't recall where, and a big rear end mac truck came around the corner into our lane and my dad had to veer into the stone wall by the roadside to avoid a head-on crash. it destroyed the front left wheel and door. we made it up the road a bit to a farm house, and they were nice enough to drive us into Tralee, where we could get another car. also while we were there we went to a pub and an American woman was bombed as poo poo and roamed around outside shouting "WE'RE IN IRELAND" to everyone that was around or walked by. I also met John Hannah at that pub, we hung out and chatted and listened to the band, so that was cool. to tie back in to my Aran Islands anecdote, the lady who ran the bed and breakfast where we were staying near the shore had a daughter who was super hot to 18-old me, and I helped her iron some bed linens while attempting to chat her up. i never got her number
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Remulak posted:At one point in late 90’s / early 2000’s when StreetView cars were really obvious, my wife and I were working on the house we just bought and I saw one coming. I shouted a warning to my wife (that mystified her), whipped off my shirt and bent over the garden, jerking down my pants to moon the google camera. lol
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ahahahhaahahahahaahaaaahha
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once when i and my family were visiting a lake in Austria when i was four or five, my brother and i were playing in the shallow water, and a little remote-controlled boat approached and started shooting spouts of water at me. i guess it was a toy fire-boat? anyway this annoyed me greatly and i ran out of the lake. then it started to rain, and i was cold, wet, and sad, and started crying on the beach. so of course my dad took a picture. apparently some Austrian remote boat enthusiast got a kick out of spraying a kid, because my mom told me that he approached later and apologized, he thought i would laugh and have fun with it
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