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Elmnt80

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They're super chill and curious. Please share your favorite gator pics with me.


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Luvcow




i have heard they are very dangerous drivers

minecraft_holmes

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gator


thanks blaise rascal!

Elmnt80

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Any large reptile is bad at driving cars. Gators would be much happier chilling in the back seat watching the other cars go by.



This is easier when they are smol though.

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


i like when baby gator goes NYOM


thanks blaise rascal!

biosterous






wanna know profcroc's opinion on the gator cousins


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

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thanks blaise rascal!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




My ex says that gators are extremely, um, delicious. Confirm/deny?

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I don't really follow college football OP but I'm glad it brings you joy!

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??



Wut up gator butt.

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My ex says that gators are extremely, um, delicious. Confirm/deny?

I was told they taste like


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

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I was told they taste like

Timelord




that's a real mouthful!

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Gator? I HARDLY KNEW 'ER!

Stoner Sloth



Elmnt80 posted:

They're super chill and curious. Please share your favorite gator pics with me.

how do you feel about crocs mate?


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

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Stoner Sloth posted:

how do you feel about crocs mate?

I know they're frowned upon as footwear but...eh

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

MTV




They can't see me. They can't see me because I'm at the outskirts of the bayou along the swampside in my ghillie suit made fresh out of festering bog sewage, my binoculars trained on that fat gator rear end. The folks down at the honkey tonk ain't gonna believe this.




Stoner Sloth



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I know they're frowned upon as footwear but...eh

understandable really, you could easily stub a toe with a pair of crocodiles strapped to your feet


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

MTV




Stoner Sloth posted:

understandable really, you could easily stub a toe with a pair of crocodiles strapped to your feet

Botas tribaleras with the gator snouts pried up towards the kneecaps, ready to dance to some cumbia.




Achtane

Set me on fire, Kerosene.



I love gators n crocs n gharials too!
Apparently there are dwarf caimans that only grow to be 5 feet......hmm.
New pet time.

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Cats will wait a day or two after you've died to eat your body. Gators don't have that kind of time to waste.

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Or what?

Stoner Sloth



Achtane posted:

I love gators n crocs n gharials too!
Apparently there are dwarf caimans that only grow to be 5 feet......hmm.
New pet time.

well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity





he was caught in 1987 because he was causing problems in the Finis river in the northern territory (attacking boats and biting outboard motors off them), and probably ate at least one person

he's about 18 feet long, weighs more than a ton and is estimated to be a venerable 114 years old. he is in pretty good shape for his age - albeit he's missing part of the tip of his snout and one of his front legs

Cassius resides at Marineland Melanesia on Green Island off the coast of Queensland and apparently on his 110th birthday they gave him a 20 kilogram meat 'cake' that took him under 30 seconds to devour whole

apparently he's pretty popular with the lady crocs and also known for being very calculating and clever - often moving slowly to catch people off guard despite the fact that he's still capable of pretty terrifying bursts of speed and power


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

MTV




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Cats will wait a day or two after you've died to eat your body. Gators don't have that kind of time to waste.

Gators will kiss your body and anoint it with oil before the meal, they will then utter a catechism around the dinner table and wait for correct responses before continuing onto their meal.




Luvcow




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They can't see me. They can't see me because I'm at the outskirts of the bayou along the swampside in my ghillie suit made fresh out of festering bog sewage, my binoculars trained on that fat gator rear end. The folks down at the honkey tonk ain't gonna believe this.

Prof. Crocodile



biosterous posted:

wanna know profcroc's opinion on the gator cousins

gator cousins are fine. a little quiet and passive, but thatís what living in freshwater does to you.

itís pretty awkward around the holidays sometimes because even though they are good hosts, swamps are just smelly. Iím sorry not trying to be racist but swamps just plain stink.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Prof. Crocodile



Stoner Sloth posted:

well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity





he was caught in 1987 because he was causing problems in the Finis river in the northern territory (attacking boats and biting outboard motors off them), and probably ate at least one person

he's about 18 feet long, weighs more than a ton and is estimated to be a venerable 114 years old. he is in pretty good shape for his age - albeit he's missing part of the tip of his snout and one of his front legs

Cassius resides at Marineland Melanesia on Green Island off the coast of Queensland and apparently on his 110th birthday they gave him a 20 kilogram meat 'cake' that took him under 30 seconds to devour whole

apparently he's pretty popular with the lady crocs and also known for being very calculating and clever - often moving slowly to catch people off guard despite the fact that he's still capable of pretty terrifying bursts of speed and power

an inspiration to us all, the Tom Brady of crocodiles.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Achtane

Set me on fire, Kerosene.




Cassius is extremely rad!!!
Thanks for the informative post

biosterous






lifegoals: become cassius size and age


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




alligators are neat there are alot of them here. Sometimes they eat dumb little yippy dogs.

They taste like chicken and catfish which is basically ideal for a lightly breaded and fried food. They really don't taste snakey-not like a rattlesnake at all.




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



i really really really really really really like gators



thank u vanisher for the sig

Elmnt80

OH NOOOO!





Stoner Sloth posted:

well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity





he was caught in 1987 because he was causing problems in the Finis river in the northern territory (attacking boats and biting outboard motors off them), and probably ate at least one person

he's about 18 feet long, weighs more than a ton and is estimated to be a venerable 114 years old. he is in pretty good shape for his age - albeit he's missing part of the tip of his snout and one of his front legs

Cassius resides at Marineland Melanesia on Green Island off the coast of Queensland and apparently on his 110th birthday they gave him a 20 kilogram meat 'cake' that took him under 30 seconds to devour whole

apparently he's pretty popular with the lady crocs and also known for being very calculating and clever - often moving slowly to catch people off guard despite the fact that he's still capable of pretty terrifying bursts of speed and power

I wanna boop his gigantic snoot.

Also, I have yet to eat gator despite it being readily available around me. I can confirm that it is reported to be delicious when cooked properly.

Heather Papps


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wait these?

i get it. they rule transforming regular boots into swamp stompers


tyvm hbag

Elmnt80

OH NOOOO!





Achtane posted:

I love gators n crocs n gharials too!
Apparently there are dwarf caimans that only grow to be 5 feet......hmm.
New pet time.

Almost forgot about this, heck yeah gator buddy.

Stoner Sloth





found another good picture of old mate Cassius that gives a good impression of the size of this fella

in conclusion gators, crocodiles and other crocodilians are p rad imo too OP


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Stoner Sloth posted:



found another good picture of old mate Cassius that gives a good impression of the size of this fella

in conclusion gators, crocodiles and other crocodilians are p rad imo too OP

Not that I am doubting the abilities of the two men in the picture; but why are they not very very dead?

Stoner Sloth



RickRogers posted:

Not that I am doubting the abilities of the two men in the picture; but why are they not very very dead?

a few things there - firstly Cassius is in a position that they'd have enough time to get well back if he got it into his head to eat one of them

secondly the older guy has been looking after him since 1987 - still doesn't trust him (which is probably why he is still alive and intact lol) but knows him pretty well and how he'll react

and mostly Cassius is really well fed!


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

FluffieDuckie



I like them unless they eat cute furry things. If they went vegan we could probably be good buds.

Finger Prince

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"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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FluffieDuckie posted:

I like them unless they eat cute furry things. If they went vegan we could probably be good buds.

Those are hippos.

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Finger Prince posted:

Those are hippos.

Hippos are fuckin' deadly

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