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They're super chill and curious. Please share your favorite gator pics with me. 
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i have heard they are very dangerous drivers
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Mar 7, 2021 22:41
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Mar 7, 2021 22:54
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Any large reptile is bad at driving cars. Gators would be much happier chilling in the back seat watching the other cars go by. This is easier when they are smol though. 
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Mar 7, 2021 23:06
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i like when baby gator goes NYOM
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Mar 7, 2021 23:08
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wanna know profcroc's opinion on the gator cousins
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Mar 7, 2021 23:13
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Mar 7, 2021 23:15
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My ex says that gators are extremely, um, delicious. Confirm/deny? |
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Mar 7, 2021 23:42
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I don't really follow college football OP but I'm glad it brings you joy! |
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Mar 8, 2021 08:13
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Wut up gator butt. |
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Mar 8, 2021 09:17
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:My ex says that gators are extremely, um, delicious. Confirm/deny? I was told they taste like 
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Mar 8, 2021 09:43
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Goons Are Great posted:I was told they taste like |
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Mar 8, 2021 09:47
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 that's a real mouthful! |
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Mar 8, 2021 14:21
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Gator? I HARDLY KNEW 'ER! |
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Mar 8, 2021 14:35
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Elmnt80 posted:They're super chill and curious. Please share your favorite gator pics with me. how do you feel about crocs mate?
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Mar 8, 2021 15:05
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Stoner Sloth posted:how do you feel about crocs mate? I know they're frowned upon as footwear but...eh |
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Mar 8, 2021 15:07
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They can't see me. They can't see me because I'm at the outskirts of the bayou along the swampside in my ghillie suit made fresh out of festering bog sewage, my binoculars trained on that fat gator rear end. The folks down at the honkey tonk ain't gonna believe this.
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Mar 8, 2021 15:12
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I know they're frowned upon as footwear but...eh understandable really, you could easily stub a toe with a pair of crocodiles strapped to your feet
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Mar 8, 2021 15:14
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Stoner Sloth posted:understandable really, you could easily stub a toe with a pair of crocodiles strapped to your feet Botas tribaleras with the gator snouts pried up towards the kneecaps, ready to dance to some cumbia. ---------------- |
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Mar 8, 2021 15:18
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I love gators n crocs n gharials too! Apparently there are dwarf caimans that only grow to be 5 feet......hmm. New pet time. |
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Mar 8, 2021 16:02
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Cats will wait a day or two after you've died to eat your body. Gators don't have that kind of time to waste. |
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Mar 8, 2021 16:11
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Or what? |
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Mar 8, 2021 16:24
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Achtane posted:I love gators n crocs n gharials too! well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity    he was caught in 1987 because he was causing problems in the Finis river in the northern territory (attacking boats and biting outboard motors off them), and probably ate at least one person he's about 18 feet long, weighs more than a ton and is estimated to be a venerable 114 years old. he is in pretty good shape for his age - albeit he's missing part of the tip of his snout and one of his front legs Cassius resides at Marineland Melanesia on Green Island off the coast of Queensland and apparently on his 110th birthday they gave him a 20 kilogram meat 'cake' that took him under 30 seconds to devour whole apparently he's pretty popular with the lady crocs and also known for being very calculating and clever - often moving slowly to catch people off guard despite the fact that he's still capable of pretty terrifying bursts of speed and power
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Mar 8, 2021 16:37
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Cats will wait a day or two after you've died to eat your body. Gators don't have that kind of time to waste. Gators will kiss your body and anoint it with oil before the meal, they will then utter a catechism around the dinner table and wait for correct responses before continuing onto their meal. ---------------- |
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Mar 8, 2021 16:38
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They can't see me. They can't see me because I'm at the outskirts of the bayou along the swampside in my ghillie suit made fresh out of festering bog sewage, my binoculars trained on that fat gator rear end. The folks down at the honkey tonk ain't gonna believe this.
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biosterous posted:wanna know profcroc's opinion on the gator cousins gator cousins are fine. a little quiet and passive, but that’s what living in freshwater does to you. it’s pretty awkward around the holidays sometimes because even though they are good hosts, swamps are just smelly. I’m sorry not trying to be racist but swamps just plain stink. |
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Mar 8, 2021 17:44
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Stoner Sloth posted:well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity an inspiration to us all, the Tom Brady of crocodiles. |
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Mar 8, 2021 17:55
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Stoner Sloth posted:Cassius Cassius is extremely rad!!! Thanks for the informative post |
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Mar 8, 2021 17:56
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lifegoals: become cassius size and age
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Mar 8, 2021 18:49
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alligators are neat there are alot of them here. Sometimes they eat dumb little yippy dogs. They taste like chicken and catfish which is basically ideal for a lightly breaded and fried food. They really don't taste snakey-not like a rattlesnake at all.
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Mar 8, 2021 19:25
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i really really really really really really like gators
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Mar 8, 2021 20:13
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Stoner Sloth posted:well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity I wanna boop his gigantic snoot.  Also, I have yet to eat gator despite it being readily available around me. I can confirm that it is reported to be delicious when cooked properly. |
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Mar 9, 2021 02:28
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wait these? i get it. they rule transforming regular boots into swamp stompers
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Mar 9, 2021 02:55
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Achtane posted:I love gators n crocs n gharials too! Almost forgot about this, heck yeah gator buddy. 
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Mar 9, 2021 04:52
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 found another good picture of old mate Cassius that gives a good impression of the size of this fella in conclusion gators, crocodiles and other crocodilians are p rad imo too OP
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Stoner Sloth posted:
Not that I am doubting the abilities of the two men in the picture; but why are they not very very dead? |
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RickRogers posted:Not that I am doubting the abilities of the two men in the picture; but why are they not very very dead? a few things there - firstly Cassius is in a position that they'd have enough time to get well back if he got it into his head to eat one of them secondly the older guy has been looking after him since 1987 - still doesn't trust him (which is probably why he is still alive and intact lol) but knows him pretty well and how he'll react and mostly Cassius is really well fed!
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Mar 13, 2021 22:17
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I like them unless they eat cute furry things. If they went vegan we could probably be good buds.
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Mar 13, 2021 22:19
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FluffieDuckie posted:I like them unless they eat cute furry things. If they went vegan we could probably be good buds. Those are hippos. |
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Finger Prince posted:Those are hippos. Hippos are fuckin' deadly |
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