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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


EEEEEEEY YO


The Buy-In: Riho and Thunder Rosa vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. and Rebel* (*Rebel May Not Be Appearing)

In the Buy In match, Thunder Rosa and Dr. Baker's stories cross once again, after dodging each other in the Women's Eliminator Tournament, and the former tag team partner of Dr. Baker, Riho, along for the ride. This match will have Riho face Dr. Baker for the first time since the heel turn last year and team with the woman who eliminated her from the super sixteen, Thunder Rosa.

Dr. Baker has also indicated that in the event that Rebel is not medically cleared for this match, she has prepared an appropriate alternate to replace her, whether this is just Dr. Baker preparing for the worst, or a trap set for Riho and Thunder Rosa remains to be seen, but we will know for sure during the Buy In.


AEW World Tag Team Championship: The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson) (c) vs. The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho and MJF) (with Wardlow)

Chris Jericho has defeated every member of the Elite save the Young Bucks, beating Kenny Omega at Double or Nothing 2019, Hangman Page at All Out 2019, Cody Rhodes at Full Gear 2019. These actions have led directly to the collapse of the Elite and the rise of something more loving wild by half, the return of the Bullet Club to US shores. Jericho's path of destruction took a year-long detour to find the perfect partner to match his own ego and power in the form of Cody's former protege, Maxwell Jacob Friedman.

This has caused major fractures in the Inner Circle to show, but Jericho and MJF have a shot at beating every member of the Elite so it was worth it.

Chris Jericho and the Inner Circle launched an attack on the Young Bucks father in preparation for this match, an idea that has been widely panned as being just motivation for the Young Bucks to defend their titles against Jericho and MJF. So as things the stand, the Inner Circle seems ready to pop, Sammy Guevara has already left, and the Bucks are mad as hell. It seems like Chris Jericho has massively hosed up.


Miro and Kip Sabian (with Penelope Ford) vs. Best Friends (Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor)

Famous Twitch Streamer Miro is All Elite.

Miro was brought into AEW as the best man for fellow twitch streamer Kip Sabian as part of a gaming loving triple act leading into Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford's wedding. However they fell prey to one of the nine classic blunders. They hosed around and found out what happens when you mess with Chuck Taylor, Trent, and Orange Cassidy. After targeting and embarrassing Chuck Taylor and Trent, including securing Chuck Taylor's services as a butler and injuring Trent, Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor conspired to ruin Kip and Penelope's wedding. Which leads to where we are now, Miro and Kip out for revenge, Chuck and Trent playing defense and looking to be the first to get a win over Miro.


Face of the Revolution Ladder Match: Cody Rhodes (with Arn Anderson) vs. Scorpio Sky vs. Penta El Zero Miedo vs. Lance Archer (with Jake Roberts) vs. Max Caster vs. TBA

It's time to decide upon the face of the Revolution.

+ Penta and Archer have been associating together in their hatred of the last of a dying breed Eddie Kingston.
+ Scorpio Sky has a podcast.
+ Cody Rhodes is going to be a dad and lost to Shaq
+ Max Caster's tag team partner got injured and he had Big Money Matt's help to beat 10 to get in this match.


Big Money Match: "Hangman" Adam Page vs. "Big Money" Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy has entered his final form, becoming Big Money Matt for the first time in AEW, and with it he has become the scum of the earth, as is tradition. He has been cutting deals ripping off those wrestlers under his care and corrupting them to the forces of vileness and darkness, bribing wrestlers and posting bounties on those he does not like, and cutting big money deals with anyone he can get into his orbit.

The Hangman has been experiences the ever downward spiral started when Chris Jericho beat him at All Out 2019 for the World title. This spiral was only abated slightly during the 2020 when Hangman teamed with Kenny Omega and the Elite to win the tag team titles and fight in the Stadium Stampede.

They have crossed paths as Hangman has hit some of his lowest ebbs, denying the Dark Order's offer of friendship and membership, and Matt Hardy attempted to strike. But Adam Page is not as out of it as he sometimes appears, with the comical lower thirds and the constant drinking, and turned the tables on Big Money Matt to create this big money match. Hardy, however, watches the show and was able to stave off getting completely shafted by the deal, strike a wager, pitting earnings vs. earnings for the first quarter of 2021, a substantial sum, to go the winner with the loser getting nothing.


Casino Tag Team Royale

A gently caress load of tag teams will do what they can to win the


AEW Women's World Championship: Hikaru Shida (c) vs. Ryo Mizunami

Hikaru Shida

Ryo Mizunami

It's going to loving rule.


Street Fight: Team Taz (Brian Cage and Ricky Starks) (with Taz) vs. Darby Allin and Sting

So, it's time for the feud with the longest downtime to actual interesting poo poo happening ratio in what should be the final blow off match. Darby Allin has beaten each of Brian Cage and Ricky Starks in singles, but Sting has required gathering the upper hand through tactics before getting one over on Brian Cage (and Ricky Starks). After weeks and weeks of trading interruptions and promos, Brian Cage has power-bombed Sting and Sting has played the hits. And Darby Allin rode a zipline down.

The street fight rules favor Team Taz which has access to Hook and Hobbs as potential back up to gain the advantage over Team Hoodlum.


Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch for the AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega (c) (with Don Callis) vs. Jon Moxley

Jon Moxley made his debut in AEW by attacking Kenny Omega after Double or Nothing 2019, he beat Kenny Omega to unseating Chris Jericho as the World Champion and he beat him in the Lights Out match. Kenny Omega, always a very stable person with very few poor influences in his life, has stewed and stewed with these losses until the arrival of the Men's Eliminator tournament last year, where Kenny Omega fought his way to the finals and finally succeeded with a victory over Hangman Page leading to the title match at the special episode of Dynamite called Winter is Coming.

At Winter is Coming, Omega hatched a plan with Don Callis to reunite with the Bullet Club, steal the title, and flee to Impact Wrestling. This has lit a fire burning through multiple promotions as KENTA showed up to attack Moxley, and Don Callis has pushed the Young Bucks out of Kenny's life. But The Forbidden Door Tony Khan left a backdoor into his title match between Mox and Omega, a clause allowing a rematch between the two men that Omega has claimed for himself by making the match occur under Triple Hell No Ropes Exploding Barbed Wire rules.

https://twitter.com/KennyOmegamanX/status/1368031588840247298

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





I'm so fuckin hype.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

Now....face the fury of the Phoenix Force!



I am being bombarded by elderly people gambling too much on horses it's driving me up the walls. Thank god for Revolution tonight, though I work through the first 30 minutes of it. I hope the big reveal is Robocop.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
You have1 unread message



karmicknight posted:

Triple Hell No Ropes Exploding Barbed Wire rules.

You forgot Time Bomb. The match ends in 30 minutes or everything explodes

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRWSgHAY02Y

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Third ever International Princess champion And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvwMrhq1p8 me and the boys when takeshita shows up on screen

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006


I cant believe how hype I am for this. Trying to get a nap in before it starts but may not succeed. An FMW revival is the last thing I expected from AEW

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006


Please watch these music videos about your Aniki and mine, Ryo Mizunami. Shes just the best

https://twitter.com/deadlockpw/status/1360769091796099074?s=21

https://twitter.com/deadlockpw/status/1309236514195468305?s=21

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





Let's loving gooooooooooooo

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

Now....face the fury of the Phoenix Force!



If you put your pecker on the barbed wire does your pecker pop off?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


I'm going to make a cheesesteak and drink a coke zero while watching wrestling tonight

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Please watch these music videos about your Aniki and mine, Ryo Mizunami. She’s just the best

https://twitter.com/deadlockpw/status/1360769091796099074?s=21

https://twitter.com/deadlockpw/status/1309236514195468305?s=21

coward tony give aniki the strap

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

Vince MechMahon posted:

I'm so fuckin hype.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





They doing a red carpet or anything before the preshow?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates



I've never ordered a show off Fite before, but I can't find Revolution in the search, just a short "how to watch" video, which isn't being helpful. Anyone able to find the event on fite? Am I looking in the wrong places? Or will it only be available once the show starts?

E: nm have to do it through bleacher report because I'm a dumb American.

Grem fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Mar 7, 2021

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





Grem posted:

I've never ordered a show off Fite before, but I can't find Revolution in the search, just a short "how to watch" video, which isn't being helpful. Anyone able to find the event on fite? Am I looking in the wrong places? Or will it only be available once the show starts?

If you're in the US you need to be using a VPN, if you're not it's at https://www.fite.tv/aew

Critical
Aug 22, 2007

You boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.


anyone else having problems with brlive? just giving me a black screen with content-not-available in the url

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


If I order via fite app on VPN, can I then watch it on my Roku TV without a VPN?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


EEEEEEEY YO

Critical posted:

anyone else having problems with brlive? just giving me a black screen with content-not-available in the url

That's B/R Live's way of saying "you have an adblocker installed you pleb!"

Critical
Aug 22, 2007

You boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.


karmicknight posted:

That's B/R Live's way of saying "you have an adblocker installed you pleb!"

oh for fucks sake

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

PPV bought, I'm fuckin ready.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005


After being thrilled that this PPV was on Sunday in the US I was hoisted by my own petard when it was revealed I had to work on Monday.

Have fun posting, everyone. And watching the PPV too I guess.

Critical
Aug 22, 2007

You boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.


ordered, got my junk food and incredibly potent legal weed ready to go, please excuse any absurdity that spews forth from my lightly fried rear end during the live thread, namaste

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

FUCK





I am quite desperately trying to get all my chores done in the next hour and 48 minutes or so. this goofy-rear end explodey match is exactly what I need right now and since it's AEW it'll actually be good.

Which will be a nice change from my usual weekly wrestling injection Y'know?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Super excited for the show but I also hope they end it at a reasonable time since I have work tomorrow

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003



I am as hype for this thing as I was to see Stone Cold in WWF PPVs in 1998. I can't believe it. I thought I was too old to get this sucked in by the pro graps.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005






Goddamn I love they turned the second hour of Nitro into a whole promotion 20+ years later

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!



Here's a halfway baked shitpost, waiting for the reveal to finish it/see how far it can go with the episode

https://twitter.com/morningmoonmeme/status/1368688852743958541

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I'm currently waiting for the start of watching the Drag Queen of the Year Pagenant Competition Award Contest Competition and am hyped to enjoy both this is Revolution.

How hyped?


That hyped.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Got my drink flowing, tap water, and my snacks in the freezer preparing, ice cubes.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!



Been doing chores all day, including laundry that I'll still be doing up 'till it starts. I think I'll just grab some taco bell to compliment the chips and salsa i bought while getting groceries in the morning.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007





Buglord

Eat My Fuc posted:

Got my drink flowing, tap water, and my snacks in the freezer preparing, ice cubes.

Are you on The Butterfield diet?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


Eat My Fuc posted:

Got my drink flowing, tap water, and my snacks in the freezer preparing, ice cubes.

Please be responsible and run that through a Brita filter

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





MorningMoon posted:

Here's a halfway baked shitpost, waiting for the reveal to finish it/see how far it can go with the episode

https://twitter.com/morningmoonmeme/status/1368688852743958541

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010


Vince MechMahon posted:

I'm so fuckin hype.

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 19, 2009


On paper, this looks like one of the best ppvs in years. So amped.

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

When is preshow?

edit: Literally the first thing posted

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





Royal Updog posted:

When is preshow?

edit: Literally the first thing posted

6 CST.

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013



Ive been thinking about how I felt when Moxley and Kenny went into that barbed wire cradle and the thought of an entire match that is nothing but that feeling is both exciting and terrifying.

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Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007



Last wrestling I sort of watched was the Royal Rumble which was kind of crap, this ought to be cool.

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