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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

The Buy-In: Riho and Thunder Rosa vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. and Rebel* (*Rebel May Not Be Appearing)

In the Buy In match, Thunder Rosa and Dr. Baker's stories cross once again, after dodging each other in the Women's Eliminator Tournament, and the former tag team partner of Dr. Baker, Riho, along for the ride. This match will have Riho face Dr. Baker for the first time since the heel turn last year and team with the woman who eliminated her from the super sixteen, Thunder Rosa.

Dr. Baker has also indicated that in the event that Rebel is not medically cleared for this match, she has prepared an appropriate alternate to replace her, whether this is just Dr. Baker preparing for the worst, or a trap set for Riho and Thunder Rosa remains to be seen, but we will know for sure during the Buy In.


AEW World Tag Team Championship: The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson) (c) vs. The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho and MJF) (with Wardlow)

Chris Jericho has defeated every member of the Elite save the Young Bucks, beating Kenny Omega at Double or Nothing 2019, Hangman Page at All Out 2019, Cody Rhodes at Full Gear 2019. These actions have led directly to the collapse of the Elite and the rise of something more loving wild by half, the return of the Bullet Club to US shores. Jericho's path of destruction took a year-long detour to find the perfect partner to match his own ego and power in the form of Cody's former protege, Maxwell Jacob Friedman.

This has caused major fractures in the Inner Circle to show, but Jericho and MJF have a shot at beating every member of the Elite so it was worth it.

Chris Jericho and the Inner Circle launched an attack on the Young Bucks father in preparation for this match, an idea that has been widely panned as being just motivation for the Young Bucks to defend their titles against Jericho and MJF. So as things the stand, the Inner Circle seems ready to pop, Sammy Guevara has already left, and the Bucks are mad as hell. It seems like Chris Jericho has massively hosed up.


Miro and Kip Sabian (with Penelope Ford) vs. Best Friends (Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor)

Famous Twitch Streamer Miro is All Elite.

Miro was brought into AEW as the best man for fellow twitch streamer Kip Sabian as part of a gaming loving triple act leading into Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford's wedding. However they fell prey to one of the nine classic blunders. They hosed around and found out what happens when you mess with Chuck Taylor, Trent, and Orange Cassidy. After targeting and embarrassing Chuck Taylor and Trent, including securing Chuck Taylor's services as a butler and injuring Trent, Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor conspired to ruin Kip and Penelope's wedding. Which leads to where we are now, Miro and Kip out for revenge, Chuck and Trent playing defense and looking to be the first to get a win over Miro.


Face of the Revolution Ladder Match: Cody Rhodes (with Arn Anderson) vs. Scorpio Sky vs. Penta El Zero Miedo vs. Lance Archer (with Jake Roberts) vs. Max Caster vs. TBA

It's time to decide upon the face of the Revolution.

+ Penta and Archer have been associating together in their hatred of the last of a dying breed Eddie Kingston.
+ Scorpio Sky has a podcast.
+ Cody Rhodes is going to be a dad and lost to Shaq
+ Max Caster's tag team partner got injured and he had Big Money Matt's help to beat 10 to get in this match.


Big Money Match: "Hangman" Adam Page vs. "Big Money" Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy has entered his final form, becoming Big Money Matt for the first time in AEW, and with it he has become the scum of the earth, as is tradition. He has been cutting deals ripping off those wrestlers under his care and corrupting them to the forces of vileness and darkness, bribing wrestlers and posting bounties on those he does not like, and cutting big money deals with anyone he can get into his orbit.

The Hangman has been experiences the ever downward spiral started when Chris Jericho beat him at All Out 2019 for the World title. This spiral was only abated slightly during the 2020 when Hangman teamed with Kenny Omega and the Elite to win the tag team titles and fight in the Stadium Stampede.

They have crossed paths as Hangman has hit some of his lowest ebbs, denying the Dark Order's offer of friendship and membership, and Matt Hardy attempted to strike. But Adam Page is not as out of it as he sometimes appears, with the comical lower thirds and the constant drinking, and turned the tables on Big Money Matt to create this big money match. Hardy, however, watches the show and was able to stave off getting completely shafted by the deal, strike a wager, pitting earnings vs. earnings for the first quarter of 2021, a substantial sum, to go the winner with the loser getting nothing.


Casino Tag Team Royale

A gently caress load of tag teams will do what they can to win the


AEW Women's World Championship: Hikaru Shida (c) vs. Ryo Mizunami

Hikaru Shida

Ryo Mizunami

It's going to loving rule.


Street Fight: Team Taz (Brian Cage and Ricky Starks) (with Taz) vs. Darby Allin and Sting

So, it's time for the feud with the longest downtime to actual interesting poo poo happening ratio in what should be the final blow off match. Darby Allin has beaten each of Brian Cage and Ricky Starks in singles, but Sting has required gathering the upper hand through tactics before getting one over on Brian Cage (and Ricky Starks). After weeks and weeks of trading interruptions and promos, Brian Cage has power-bombed Sting and Sting has played the hits. And Darby Allin rode a zipline down.

The street fight rules favor Team Taz which has access to Hook and Hobbs as potential back up to gain the advantage over Team Hoodlum.


Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch for the AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega (c) (with Don Callis) vs. Jon Moxley

Jon Moxley made his debut in AEW by attacking Kenny Omega after Double or Nothing 2019, he beat Kenny Omega to unseating Chris Jericho as the World Champion and he beat him in the Lights Out match. Kenny Omega, always a very stable person with very few poor influences in his life, has stewed and stewed with these losses until the arrival of the Men's Eliminator tournament last year, where Kenny Omega fought his way to the finals and finally succeeded with a victory over Hangman Page leading to the title match at the special episode of Dynamite called Winter is Coming.

At Winter is Coming, Omega hatched a plan with Don Callis to reunite with the Bullet Club, steal the title, and flee to Impact Wrestling. This has lit a fire burning through multiple promotions as KENTA showed up to attack Moxley, and Don Callis has pushed the Young Bucks out of Kenny's life. But The Forbidden Door Tony Khan left a backdoor into his title match between Mox and Omega, a clause allowing a rematch between the two men that Omega has claimed for himself by making the match occur under Triple Hell No Ropes Exploding Barbed Wire rules.

https://twitter.com/KennyOmegamanX/status/1368031588840247298

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Critical posted:

anyone else having problems with brlive? just giving me a black screen with content-not-available in the url

That's B/R Live's way of saying "you have an adblocker installed you pleb!"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Ganso Bomb posted:

I just decided I don't want to cook, so quick help me decide what (vegetarian) food to order for dinner to watch along with The Big Show tonight

Get some sort of vegetarian chili in celebration of Jon Moxley.

edit:

MotU posted:

6 carrots

actually, no, gently caress wait six carrots is right.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ra6_1HOEc

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrI1XroPgmU

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:siren:

we are live.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:tviv:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I HAVE BEEN OWNED

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:toot:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Thunder Rosa beat Maki Itoh on 1/5/20

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Rarity posted:

she's throwing up the fingers i'm dying :vince:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Le Saboteur posted:

So they said Maki flew in yesterday, so people don't have to quarantine at all when flying in to the US anymore?

I would have thought so too.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
CUTEST MAPLE LEAF

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

maki itoh seriously does have a gigantic head lol

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1236992486226014208

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Dango Bango posted:

:siren: Reminder - don't post that Maki is in the match if you nominate in the MOTYC thread :siren:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

PPV WINNER MAKI ITOH !!!!!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Huntman posted:

i love this company


karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ARMBAR A COP posted:

Lol I'm kinda having fun explaining the back stories to everyone

Are you using the OP for help. :unsmith:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

smarxist posted:

not impressed

IT'S HER!!!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Rarity posted:

Should I recognise her?

She's the lady that MJF told to smile and then fired.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

BDawg posted:

It’s easier when you remember he’s from Ohio.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I have really put too much rum in here.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

i cant believe wardlow is loving dead

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
PRETTY PETE

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Rarity posted:

There's some real job teams in this thing

PPA ALL loving DAY

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:toot: OH MY GOD IS THAT PRIVATE PARTY

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Giantscoopsman

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

its true nobody can out work konosuke takeshita

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Cerebral Bore posted:

A-NI-KI BOM-BA-YE

A-NI-KI BOM-BA-YE

A-NI-KI BOM-BA-YE

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
holy gently caress

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
THE LOUDEST HEELS

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Chuck Taylo has got some denim.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Matt Hardy has entered his final form, becoming Big Money Matt for the first time in AEW, and with it he has become the scum of the earth, as is tradition. He has been cutting deals ripping off those wrestlers under his care and corrupting them to the forces of vileness and darkness, bribing wrestlers and posting bounties on those he does not like, and cutting big money deals with anyone he can get into his orbit.

The Hangman has been experiences the ever downward spiral started when Chris Jericho beat him at All Out 2019 for the World title. This spiral was only abated slightly during the 2020 when Hangman teamed with Kenny Omega and the Elite to win the tag team titles and fight in the Stadium Stampede.

They have crossed paths as Hangman has hit some of his lowest ebbs, denying the Dark Order's offer of friendship and membership, and Matt Hardy attempted to strike. But Adam Page is not as out of it as he sometimes appears, with the comical lower thirds and the constant drinking, and turned the tables on Big Money Matt to create this big money match. Hardy, however, watches the show and was able to stave off getting completely shafted by the deal, strike a wager, pitting earnings vs. earnings for the first quarter of 2021, a substantial sum, to go the winner with the loser getting nothing.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

konosuke takeshita will arrive in AEW and befriend hangman by introducting him to the joy of sauna's

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

rotinaj posted:

you mean big scoops tall paul?

#1 Scoopsgiant Tall Paul

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

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Aug 21, 2011

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