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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Skills Challenge
Saturday, 6:30 Eastern TNT
https://twitter.com/NBAAllStar/status/1366911009638801412?s=20

Three Point Contest
After the skills challenge
https://twitter.com/NBAAllStar/status/1366910558814035969?s=20
(Mike Conley replaces Booker)

All Star Game


Embiid and Simmons saw a barber who has Covid so they are out. Zion will start for Team Durant.

Dunk Contest
https://twitter.com/NBAAllStar/status/1366910184128454659?s=20

Halftime at the All Star game, three dudes no one has heard of.


I hope no one gets ill or injured and that Zach throws down a sick dunk with no one pretending to guard him.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




ahhh i thought i hit the event tag but got the dreaded "poo poo post" if a mod is reading this please put a real tag on here, thanks.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




i didn't know there was a celebrity two on two game where Quavo and Jack Harlow(?) defeated Two Chainz and Lil Baby, apologies for the oversight.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

God, this is gonna be some weirdly half-hearted poo poo


Looking forward to some crazy Zion dunk during the ASG that completely shits on the Dunk contest

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006



huh, Covington sounds nothing like I thought.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



Team KD has only two MVPs (KD/Harden), team LeBron has 3 multi-time MVPs(Bron/Giannis/Steph) plus the guy without one most likely to win one at some point in his career (Luka)

Team Lebron gonna run all over team KD

Spacebump
Dec 23, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations


DC Murderverse posted:

Team KD has only two MVPs (KD/Harden), team LeBron has 3 multi-time MVPs(Bron/Giannis/Steph) plus the guy without one most likely to win one at some point in his career (Luka)

Team Lebron gonna run all over team KD

KD isn't playing, so it will be worse than that.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006



or Embiid lol

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012




Why do Luka and cp3 get byes

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

It'll probably be competitive for 3 quarters or so.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



Spirit of Reggie Miller came down and hosed with the Knicks

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Sabonis

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

Ahahaha Luka

Ok, shut the gently caress up Shaq, quit stepping over the commentators

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




luka insanely hung over

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004





Luka didn't even take off his sweats

Spacebump
Dec 23, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations


CP3 is cursed to never win the skills challenge.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

And we will never see stars in the skills contest ever again

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006



lmao Paul

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



This skills contest is like an old British racistís worst nightmare

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Sabonis is so happy during all of this I hope he pulls it out

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



Spacebump
Dec 23, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations


Is the rest of the schedule 3 point contest, 1st half of the game, dunk contest, and second half?

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012




Spacebump posted:

Is the rest of the schedule 3 point contest, 1st half of the game, dunk contest, and second half?

Yes

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



Donít forget the Very Important Conversation between Kamala ďcopĒ Harris and Michael B Jordan

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




thanks to the mod for re-tagging

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Beautiful

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




The Bonis

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Me and Metapod's sweet boy did it

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

DC Murderverse posted:

Donít forget the Very Important Conversation between Kamala ďcopĒ Harris and Michael B Jordan

I thought this was at 4:00 and that I strategically skipped it by tuning in a half hour late.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




going to drive down to indy and start a doorknocking campaign to make sure all residents are aware that Sabonis's nickname should be "The Bonis"

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


putting robert covington, who has probably dribbled like 10 times in his entire nba career, in the skills challenge is so loving funny to me

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




i want to see a conversation between michael b. jordan and michael regular jordan where MJ tries to psychologically destroy him.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




who is the trophy for?

sabonis: what the gently caress i don't care lmao

Spacebump
Dec 23, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations


If Luka is so good, how come he can't win the skills challenge like Trey Burke or Porzingis?

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004





Sabonis cheesing, happy he won it

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

MourningView posted:

putting robert covington, who has probably dribbled like 10 times in his entire nba career, in the skills challenge is so loving funny to me

It's great. The competition would be better if it was just filled with dudes like Cov and Danny Green and everyone was bumping into the logo cutouts and dribbling off their foot.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




luka not even bothering to take off his warmups before biffing like 5 chest passes and immediately giving up is an iconic NBA All Star (tm) Moment

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




steph curry's beard looks like he is wearing a mask around his chin

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



I donít like the Warriors but itís always fun to watch Steph shoot 3s

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




IT'S ZACH TIME, BABY

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