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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




I had to go somewhere for a few days and I set a mouse trap against the wall in the utility closet. I just got back and the first thing I did was go straight to the closet to check the trap......and it's gone.

Just gone, without a trace.

Is there a one-armed mouse now lusting for revenge against me in my own home? Where is the loving mouse trap? What the hell do I do?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

Obviously kill the firstborn mouse children of every mouse family in your house.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Next time you’re meat-gazing your neighbor, check for the trap outline in his jeans.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


If you’re the Tom in this situation try not to dwell on the fact that Jerry usually comes out ahead. Just be at peace with your fate of being outwitted by the mouse. Or just do the cartoon thing and burn the house down in hopes that you catch the mouse in the flames.

rotinaj
Sep 4, 2008






Fun Shoe

Gotta step it up, you need a bigger trap

Get a bear trap

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



spacetoaster posted:

Is there a one-armed mouse now lusting for revenge against me in my own home? Where is the loving mouse trap? What the hell do I do?


This is the plot to sekiro. Watch your back OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I tried to ffuck it

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 5, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

A mouse got caught in a trap at work when I was 19 and I had to step on it to finish it off, but it didn't die. It was this crunch and it kept twitching so I did it a few times to kill it, I think I was wearing moccasins and it just wasn't enough to do the job in one stamp. The old lady I shared my office with started bawling and she was just the sweetest lady so I started crying seeing her so upset and a coworker came in asking what the gently caress and we both blubbered out that a mouse died and he just kind of looked like the human personification of a question mark.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



The mouse has replaced its arm with a chainsaw, tread lightly

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Harvey Mantaco posted:

A mouse got caught in a trap at work when I was 19 and I had to step on it to finish it off, but it didn't die. It was this crunch and it kept twitching so I did it a few times to kill it, I think I was wearing moccasins and it just wasn't enough to do the job in one stamp. The old lady I shared my office with started bawling and she was just the sweetest lady so I started crying seeing her so upset and a coworker came in asking what the gently caress and we both blubbered out that a mouse died and he just kind of looked like the human personification of a question mark.

Lmao stomping a mouse life away in moccasins.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Harvey Mantaco posted:

A mouse got caught in a trap at work when I was 19 and I had to step on it to finish it off, but it didn't die. It was this crunch and it kept twitching so I did it a few times to kill it, I think I was wearing moccasins and it just wasn't enough to do the job in one stamp. The old lady I shared my office with started bawling and she was just the sweetest lady so I started crying seeing her so upset and a coworker came in asking what the gently caress and we both blubbered out that a mouse died and he just kind of looked like the human personification of a question mark.

You and an old woman shared an office. In this office there were mouse trap(s) out in the open. There were so many mice in this office, one engaged a trap located close enough where you could hear it. At this job, you openly wore moccasins.

Am I understanding your life correctly?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



gently caress dude that must have been some good-rear end cheese.

BigSexy
Apr 21, 2020


Flowers for QAnon posted:

You and an old woman shared an office. In this office there were mouse trap(s) out in the open. There were so many mice in this office, one engaged a trap located close enough where you could hear it. At this job, you openly wore moccasins.

Am I understanding your life correctly?

lol

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


Wait for that thing to come back as a rat king, then it will be easy to catch.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 5, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Flowers for QAnon posted:

You and an old woman shared an office. In this office there were mouse trap(s) out in the open. There were so many mice in this office, one engaged a trap located close enough where you could hear it. At this job, you openly wore moccasins.

Am I understanding your life correctly?

This was me at my zenith

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

the guy who rifles through your utility closet when you're gone took it when it snapped on his creepy fingers

he might be back, with more mouse traps

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016


You should turn mouse skins into additional moccasins, thus completing the Circle of Life.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





You'd think the children's board game, mouse trap, would have taught you things disappear for no reason

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



The one mouse left a trail of blood behind my oven carrying the trap away. Whatever is back there I hope it was a lesson.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream


Watch Mouse Hunt for some tips

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

The trap is sprung


Will be in touch soon


Martin sends his regards

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



Where did you go for a few days?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



Back home to idiot island I assume

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Nooner posted:

Where did you go for a few days?

He died and came back this is the third day.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 17, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.



Zeluth posted:

The one mouse left a trail of blood behind my oven carrying the trap away. Whatever is back there I hope it was a lesson.

My oven stopped working last year so we opened up the back to discover a mouse had crawled in and made a home amongst the electrical connections. It had apparently Frank Grimes'd itself and shorted the oven.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Get a cat and you'll find where the mouse went.

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns


it's just viral marketing for the tom and jerry movie that came out a week and a half ago

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Get a cat and you'll find where the mouse went.

then you have to get a trap big enough for the cat ones hes done

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist


I bet TFR could recommend the best mouse defense solution

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


mocassins own and you'd be surprised at how many women love them. you'll have to listen to a lot of phish though so maybe they're not so great

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Robo Reagan posted:

then you have to get a trap big enough for the cat ones hes done

Ein Loch ist im Eimer, Karl-Otto, Karl-Otto
Ein Loch ist im Eimer, Karl-Otto, Ein Loch
Verstopf es, oh Henry, oh Henry, oh Henry
Verstopf es, oh Henry, mach's dicht

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


CarpenterWalrus posted:

I bet TFR could recommend the best mouse defense solution

Is there a sub-forum for history buffs too? Because the concept of a gun trap is old as balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM09ZgY2qPM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1jxWPb-C0

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006
Beginning the journey as I enter the void

Be careful eating sandwiches

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


No man knoweth the day or the hour, OP. Arm yourself, because whatever took the trap, clearly is not afraid of you, so you too can not feel the fear in your heart

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




You are eo hosed OP.

I have a plan that may still save you if luck is with you:
1. Whatever else don't split up to "cover more ground", remember how Rambo always assault the lone cop first.
2. Start loudly talking about your intentions to make a SOFTCORE gay porn, mice find softcore repulsive and would possibly give you a wide berth as you lovingly describe how ths scene blocking is obscuring the performares genitellia.
3. While you're audibly distracting any rodent around look carefully for a route of escape, don't fall for the obvious door marked EXIT that's the oldest trick in the book.
And finally when the opportunity comes run like hell and don't look back, pretend that your Lot from the bible if it helps.

Good luck!

kare
Mar 19, 2002


You are really hosed

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



hbag
Feb 13, 2021



sorry that was me i needed to borrow your vacuum cleaner

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008


Rejoice, OP, for you have sown the seeds of your own destruction

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Let the mouse climb on/in your head and post for you

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