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Cargo pants own, never let a crazy fashion woman diminish your masculinity. We are men, we are strong, we are practical, we wear cargo pants.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Cargo pants own, never let a crazy fashion woman diminish your masculinity. We are men, we are strong, we are practical, we wear cargo pants. More room to keep our tools and other manly items on our person.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 01:30 |
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shorty got that thicc knee
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:12 |
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Spinz posted:All the guys in the Op look hot (except last pic) I was going to criticize these pants for being too tight for the cargo pockets to be of much use, but I see it is a cost worth paying.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:12 |
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It’s 2021 men, if you aren’t dressing like a JoJo character, fashion has sadly left you behind.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:37 |
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Palpek posted:They're realy enthusiastic about chopping off those balls. Tactical Cargo Pants are the official pants of cock and ball torture.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:49 |
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thx op, any word on fresh Utilikilts?
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:53 |
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istewart posted:thx op, any word on fresh Utilikilts? Yes. The new ones have a built in fan that blows air on your business region.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 03:12 |
I will buy any pant that lets me slide down rocks without being shredded and is easy to move in I am sick of having to wear kevlar bike pants while 'sploring. Not going to lie these pants would be really useful for me in the forest. feelix posted:If only taser balls guy had one of these That's a good point, do these pants have the conductive weave you can make that discharges taser weapons? Flannelette fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Mar 9, 2021 |
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 03:26 |
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If only taser balls guy had one of these
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 03:32 |
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The most tactical things I've ever seen.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 03:50 |
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i was looking for some new pants for the woods recently. i wish i knew about the pants that stop me from stabbing myself in the balls, though. i mean after a while alone in the woods your mind plays tricks on you and you think maybe your gonads are talkin' to you... they tell you to do terrible things.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 03:52 |
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knuthgrush posted:i was looking for some new pants for the woods recently. i wish i knew about the pants that stop me from stabbing myself in the balls, though. i mean after a while alone in the woods your mind plays tricks on you and you think maybe your gonads are talkin' to you... they tell you to do terrible things. Ball Witch Project
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:01 |
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I have some tacticool cargo pants for hiking and let me tell you they own. I fill all the pockets up with snacks for easy access
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:24 |
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Mrs. Dash posted:I have some tacticool cargo pants for hiking and let me tell you they own. I fill all the pockets up with snacks for easy access For some reason I read "snacks" as cheese and had to do a quick reread.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:25 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:For some reason I read "snacks" as cheese and had to do a quick reread. *notices ur cargo bulge* you gonna eat those cheese curds?
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:26 |
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Can I purchase these through budk?
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:27 |
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Do it ironically posted:Can I purchase these through budk? The other posters cheese curds or the knife to try to stab your nards through your britches?
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:44 |
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Spinz posted:All the guys in the Op look hot (except last pic) what are you talking about the last pic they're topless
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:53 |
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Following Cargo pants are awful you goony goons.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:56 |
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WaryWarren posted:Following If you're not a fan of cheese just say it.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:58 |
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Those all seem rather snug. I always wore really baggy army pants when I had to wear tactical pants
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:06 |
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Flannelette posted:I will buy any pant that lets me slide down rocks without being shredded and is easy to move in I am sick of having to wear kevlar bike pants while 'sploring.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:29 |
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knuthgrush posted:The other posters cheese curds or the knife to try to stab your nards through your britches? Nard pards
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:40 |
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Is that a tactical- gusset or a hidden-gusset? This is important.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:42 |
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How could someone even go outside without cargo pants? Where do you keep all your EDC stuff??
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:50 |
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Pawn 17 posted:How could someone even go outside without cargo pants? Where do you keep all your EDC stuff?? go outside??????
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 07:17 |
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I really want to get into this scam of throwing the word "tactical" before the name of some lovely overpriced subpar junk that sells like hotcakes to grown rear end men who are still terrified that someone might call them a homo. The people doing this must be making a goddamn fortune because I see it absolutely everywhere. I recently saw an add for a "tactical" diaper bag.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 08:43 |
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Super Nintendo 64 posted:>tactical pocket i never use after it got sand in it Are you an idiot? There’s nothing more TACTICAL than pocket sand! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 08:51 |
I like the fireproof material that expands to 1,000 times its size. So if the pants can be rolled up and fit into a pringles can, then if you expose it to fire it will expand to a space equivalent to 2 and a half standard bathtubs, or a queen sized waterbed
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 08:54 |
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I like the fireproof material that expands to 1,000 times its size. So if the pants can be rolled up and fit into a pringles can, then if you expose it to fire it will expand to a space equivalent to 2 and a half standard bathtubs, or a queen sized waterbed I found that part to be almost absurd enough for me to want to buy these pants so I can set them on fire. Do they just puff up and then you look like you're wearing that suit from the Missy Elliott video? A thousand times their original size seems like it would be huge. Do you get stuck in them and have to cut yourself out? Because if you do you're not going to have much luck, we've already seen what happens when you try and cut that fabric. I'm starting to think that these so called safety features make these much more dangerous than regular pants.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 09:02 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:More room to keep our tools and other manly items on our person. Yeah let me see a WOMAN pull a perfectly UNSMOOSHED roast beef SANDWICH out of her PURSE! Not gonna happen. Leave this one up to the MEN!
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 11:08 |
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You might be asking - where do you keep the knife that your tactical pants are stopping you from using to chop your balls with?
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 11:26 |
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CPL593H posted:I found that part to be almost absurd enough for me to want to buy these pants so I can set them on fire. Do they just puff up and then you look like you're wearing that suit from the Missy Elliott video? A thousand times their original size seems like it would be huge. Do you get stuck in them and have to cut yourself out? Because if you do you're not going to have much luck, we've already seen what happens when you try and cut that fabric. I'm starting to think that these so called safety features make these much more dangerous than regular pants. The pants don't become 1000x bigger, merely the material, which makes up a small proportion of the pants.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 12:15 |
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Real men wear a tactical fanny pack
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 13:04 |
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Palpek posted:You might be asking - where do you keep the knife that your tactical pants are stopping you from using to chop your balls with? tactical socks sold separately
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 13:21 |
Palpek posted:You might be asking - where do you keep the knife that your tactical pants are stopping you from using to chop your balls with? Knives with those lovely tactalol sword tips will never stop being hilarious.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 13:26 |
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Lol if you carry more than your keys, phone, debit card, and ID.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 14:59 |
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Do it ironically posted:Nard pards I mean, sort of: https://www.budk.com/Future-Essentials-Macaroni-And-Cheese-%E2%80%93-Six-Servings-10+-Years-Shelf-Life-%E2%80%93-14-Ounces-44026 1redflag posted:Is that a tactical- gusset or a hidden-gusset? This is important. We need business-tactical to really become a thing. I gotta get these EDC (Every Day Curds) to the office. Maybe something along these lines... Colonel Cancer posted:Real men wear a tactical fanny pack Chest rigs are the new fanny packs.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 15:07 |
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Flannelette posted:Knives with those lovely tactalol sword tips will never stop being hilarious. How dare you insult the traditional japanese tantō!
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