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i wish to see goku do one of those lightning fast chop attacks he does in the anime but apply the same force and emotion behind it and have it apply to jared letos solar plexus |
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I want to fly a plane with a big banner behind it that says DONT DO IT |
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Mar 10, 2021 06:31
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i wish to see goku do it twice
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Mar 10, 2021 06:31
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I wish for three more wishes.
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Mar 10, 2021 10:38
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i wish for piccolo to remove his hat and cape and to use his demon hand to tear jared letos head off
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Mar 10, 2021 19:15
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Wishes for fishes |
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Mar 10, 2021 19:26
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I wish to brush Jared Leto aside contemptuously, revealing a golden doorway beyond which is a fully nude Goku, chopping away at the air itself
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Mar 10, 2021 19:26
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jared leto commentates a martial arts tournament 'thats the Psycho Trigger, or as i call it... the Trigger' ---------------- |
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Mar 10, 2021 19:41
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Jared Leto, begging for his life (knowing the chop is coming), only to then be chopped for a third time by goku. |
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Mar 10, 2021 19:41
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Genie: and for your first wish? "I have a prepared list of people I need Goku to chop" Genie: yeah, these have to be individual wishes. Plus you have Jared Leto on here three times.
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Mar 10, 2021 19:44
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some jerk at albertsons: "sorry these coupons are expired" (I pull out the goku chop list and angrily scribble Joe from Albertsons a couple times)
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Mar 10, 2021 19:46
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I wish for three more wishes. 
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Mar 10, 2021 19:54
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piccolos special beam cannon......its ready. piccolo raises his finger and trains his sights onto jared letos solar plexus. picollo gives a wry smile and says the magic words.. "special beam cannon" the pillar of light illuminates the battle field. jared leto is defenseless but knows too well of his fate. jared brings his hands to his solar plexus instinctively. the gibs of his plexus, or whats left of it, scatters into the resulting blast and is cast into the air. goku lighting fast delivers a chop to jareds corpse and then another slumpy |
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Mar 10, 2021 20:24
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Slumpy posted:piccolos special beam cannon......its ready. piccolo raises his finger and trains his sights onto jared letos solar plexus. |
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Mar 10, 2021 20:26
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"did the party start without us?" its the ginyu force! they've come, bearing dragonballs... "i wish jared leto was alive great dragon" "i dont wanna" say the great dragon they all high five at how loving funny that is and the dragonballs scatter once more. they proceed ot beat the poo poo out of jareds corpse with a flurry of kicks and elbow bombs slumpy |
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Mar 10, 2021 20:26
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i wish to see jared leto get a savage beat down from the cast of playable characters presented to us from the ps2 game "Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This at Home"
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Mar 10, 2021 20:32
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Slumpy posted:piccolos special beam cannon......its ready. piccolo raises his finger and trains his sights onto jared letos solar plexus.
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Mar 10, 2021 20:43
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drat... even chiaotzu gettin his licks in.... yamcha off on the sidelines just shaking his head and smiling in pity.... jared leto probably isn't gonna want to show his face around here anytime soon
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Mar 10, 2021 20:44
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Mar 10, 2021 20:52
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A brand new series for the next generation based on your favorite characters from Dragon Ball Z mercilessly destroying jared letos solar plexus |
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Mar 10, 2021 20:53
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i want jared leto to die his hair black so this can be recreated faithfully
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Mar 11, 2021 00:30
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if fishes were wishes and hopes were ropes I guess we’d be walking the whole school
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Mar 11, 2021 02:53
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more like fishing it. i know what u pre-feudalism societies do with rope >:(
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Mar 11, 2021 03:57
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Heather Papps posted:i want jared leto to die his hair black so this can be recreated faithfully no ring
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Mar 11, 2021 04:03
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Heather Papps posted:i want jared leto to die slumpy |
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Mar 11, 2021 05:17
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if wishes were dishes and hopes wer ecantaloupes then my what a feast we wouul dhave
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Mar 11, 2021 12:33
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wishing that my stepdad's hand didn't get clipped by that moving truck's side mirror but also wishing that he could still do the cool bendy thing with his hand since surgery
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Mar 11, 2021 12:34
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I knew a man from Missouri who would say, "wish in one hand and poo poo in the other and see which fills up first." Powerful advice |
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Mar 11, 2021 13:30
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I knew a man from Missouri who would say, "wish in one hand and poo poo in the other and see which fills up first." which hand do you think he used |
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Mar 11, 2021 14:01
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Timelord posted:which hand do you think he used Both. He was a true maverick |
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Mar 11, 2021 14:09
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I use the hand of god |
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Mar 11, 2021 14:13
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i wish Jared Leto fails his audition for his dream role: goku, chopping an actor playing Jared Leto in the solar plexus |
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Mar 11, 2021 16:11
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FutonForensic posted:i wish Jared Leto fails his audition for his dream role: goku, chopping an actor playing Jared Leto in the solar plexus if there is any justice in this world, both the role of Goku and the role of Jared Leto will go to Eddie Murphy in a costume. |
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Mar 11, 2021 18:35
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In an elaborate long con, we lured Jared Leto into a shipping container made up to look like an audition room. The actors playing the talent scouts did their job perfectly- first a hint to leaders of the EQUITY union of an upcoming role as Goku. It was sure to peak his interest. A second trap- a casual hint to his close friends that the producer would like to use someone from Wild Life Adventures, the 1996 failed TV series. All was going according to plan. His agent naturally called the fake number we dropped for Goku Productions Limited, a new production company front. Too bad he didnt drive by the building listed in the LLC filing, because he would have found only an abandonded warehouse. A 'courtesy interview' was scheduled, Leto probably poo poo his pants. The rear end showed up wearing an orange shirt with the master yoshi symbol on it. I wonder when he realized, was it when the lights went out and darkness surrounded him? Or was it when Goku himself teleported in and chopped him in the solar plexus, and then again. When he came to the place was scrubbed clean and we were gone like ghosts. Teleported out by Goku. But not before a third chop was done to seal the deal. |
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Mar 11, 2021 21:14
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I wish for Jared Leto to try punching goku and breaking his hand in the attempt then goku grabbing Jared’s phone to call his wife and tell her hes her new sex man |
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Mar 11, 2021 22:07
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if wishes were knishes
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Mar 12, 2021 02:54
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playing an imported copy of the PS1 Dragon Ball Z fighting game where you have to put some kind of weird extra thing on your PS1 to play it at Jared Leto''s house and beating him over and over until his face gets really red and he says I have to go home because he "has lacrosse practice" but like-- you have lacrosse practice, Jared? Since when you big baby.
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Mar 12, 2021 03:19
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i mean this in all seriousness: jared leto, you are not welcome here. if you are reading this, leave the forum and shut down your computer.
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Mar 12, 2021 03:36
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Jared Leto - how can I draw this any clearer. The wish is for Goku, yes that Goku, to chop you in the solar plexus. We are your enemies.
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Goku reading a list of all the actors to portray the Joker, in descending order from best performance to worst. Jared Leto starts to sweat as Joaquin Phoenix's name is called. And Mark Hamill's. And Heath Ledger's. And Jack Nicholson's. And Caesar Romero's... |
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