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They always let you pee in video games but never poo poo. Maybe with ray tracing the technology will finally be available to bring games up to their full potential.
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I usually beat my buddy Mark at a rate of about 2:1 when we'd rent Mortal Kombat and have a sleep over. I'd like to see YOU do that, bub.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:32
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Big Beef City posted:I usually beat off my buddy Mark at a rate of about 2:1 when we'd rent Mortal Kombat and have a sleep over. I'd like to see YOU do that, bub.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:35
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Oh we're bringing in multi player games?! 'cause me and my buddy are the best Sonic 3 team ever, we almost got all the emeralds!
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Mar 10, 2021 16:01
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I played through Duke Nukem Forever once
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Mar 10, 2021 16:16
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I beat Hexen as the fighter on titan difficulty with only the spiked gauntlet.
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Mar 10, 2021 16:17
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I could be a good video game coach. I will nerd out over a game and know all the strategies and optimal map movement but I am terrible at actually playing well.
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Mar 10, 2021 16:20
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Back in the day I could beat the old DuckTales NES game. Decades later I bought the PS3 version and played for like 17 minutes before rage quitting. *checks thread title* I mean uh beating it easily like when I was a kid.
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Mar 10, 2021 16:25
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laserghost posted:I played through Duke Nukem Forever once Congrats on your purple heart
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Mar 10, 2021 16:32
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Ok, you might be better than me at video games but can you do THIS? (you can't see it but it's really an amazing trick)
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Mar 10, 2021 16:53
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I beat the SNES game 'Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City' the first time I played it, and it only took me 7 hours
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Mar 10, 2021 17:04
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I played most of Fallout Las Vegas in the sewers, because i figured it was too hot on the surface. By The time I got out of the sewers I was overpowered and I had a girlfriend.
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Mar 10, 2021 17:52
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The sewers is where gutter scum like you belong! I rescued Bennie from the secret Enclave prison by level 3.  And then I made sweet love to Dr. Klein. By popular demand fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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Mar 10, 2021 17:55
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Mar 10, 2021 17:57
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I played Shaq Fu and unironically enjoyed it. I beat Avoid the Noid. I double sniped people in Halo a couple of times. I would show you the video, but Microsoft told me to delete it (too hott for TV). In Rollercoaster Tycoon, I created a hole in which to put unhappy customers. The park was 99% happy afterwards, and so were their families, I assume. I always equip mods to stun champions in Destiny because other people are not to be trusted. I am better at video games. Then, you.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:07
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I have over 5,000 hours invested in making GBS threads my pants, it's the worst loving game ever but I can't stop playing. After a bit of min/maxing I have rock solid shits the size/length/density of a Maglite
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Mar 10, 2021 18:12
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my uncle who works at nintendo told me the only way to get mew is if you shidded your pants and i have tested this extensively in the 30 years since but i must not be doing it at the right chunk consistacny
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Mar 10, 2021 18:20
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with or without batteries??
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Mar 10, 2021 18:20
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forest spirit posted:with or without batteries?? Like it's loaded with fresh D cells you could club an ox to death with my shits
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Mar 10, 2021 18:23
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I had a job stunning cattle with a loaded GameGear. It never failed.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:27
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I'm good at junimo cart, op. Please let me have this.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:29
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i beat spelunky after dying only 1400 times. my secret is i hit myself in the dick with a big hammer.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:35
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So that's the way? How heavy a hammer do I need.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:36
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I read on https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming that if you don't have to go to the hospital afterwards it probably won't work, so a really heavy one I imagine
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Mar 10, 2021 18:38
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Also lets not neglect the non dick havers in the gaming community, what's a good alternative to the above method?
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Mar 10, 2021 18:41
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BonerKid posted:I beat the SNES game 'Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City' the first time I played it, and it only took me 7 hours My parents let me rent Gilligan's Island for the NES, it was a five day rental and I beat it the first afternoon. I put Scotch tape on the connectors so it wouldn't boot any more and returned to the rental store to swap out their "defective" game. Owning licensed video games and rental stores since 1994-ish. I forget exactly when.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:44
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N00bs. It's not the hammer that matters it's the dick. For the dickless? I dunno. A power sander to the crotch would probably yield similar performance results.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:45
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Everyone knows you can only accomplish gamer nirvana with a dick 
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Mar 10, 2021 18:51
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By popular demand posted:So that's the way? How heavy a hammer do I need. 
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Mar 10, 2021 18:52
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I played Metal Mutant until copy protection kicked in and I didn't know wtf. That makes me the best player here
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Mar 10, 2021 19:32
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I can play solitaire irl with my bare hands using corporeal playing cards
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Mar 10, 2021 19:40
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Icochet posted:I can play solitaire irl with my bare hands using corporeal playing cards ban this sick filth
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Mar 10, 2021 19:53
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I’m pretty good with my joystick iykwim
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Mar 10, 2021 19:57
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Oh you're better than me? So are a lot of people, dingus! You ain't special! Nobody cares about you.
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Mar 10, 2021 23:02
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nah-uh
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Mar 10, 2021 23:30
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I got to the final boss of battletoads on the NES and she beat my rear end. I never played that game again because I sure as hell wasn’t getting back there.
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Mar 10, 2021 23:36
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I won the blockbuster video game championship and now I stream video games for children while wearing a wig.
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Mar 10, 2021 23:37
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i will wreck your rear end at mario kart 64
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Mar 10, 2021 23:51
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I was playing Devil May Cry 5 muted while playing the song Big Rock Candy Mountain on repeat and got all S rank while crying
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Mar 10, 2021 23:52
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I'm so good at games. I join Dota2 games to spectate and get the other spectators mad and want to 1v1 me with how much poo poo I talk about how good I am. I've never actually played a game of Dota2 before.
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