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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/HINCAPIEDATOS/status/1369474150197309442?s=19

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

ON YOUR LEFT






























(he made a video saying he's ok)

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


did he died?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

He'll never be the head of a major corporation

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
god drat that sounded rough lmao

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
HEY YOU SCRATCHED MY LIGHTS

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
Man, no way that guy's ever going to be the head a major corpor... big... business kind of... place

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Whose left OP?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can't determine if shoes still on, he may be dead or alive, we simply don't know :shrug:

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
dudes gonna need a new set of fake teeth, his are likely still embedded in the table.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

EorayMel posted:

Whose left OP?

gary's

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Don't nobody get up or anything. Just keep talkin bout that futbol.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fica tranquilo

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
That dude ded.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yellow card for sure

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fica tranquilo, eu vou foder a parede de volta

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
You can actually pinpoint the second when his neck rips in half!

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

All in all you're just another critic in the wall

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwk_wSM5rm0

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

He go night night

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
oy vey

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

big oof

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Looks like he “left” this plane of existence!

Looks like his wife and kids got “left” behind!

Looks like he “left” a big smear on that wall!

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
checkmate liberals

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Bring out the magic healing spray

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't get it?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
the spanish word for pancake is "el crepe"

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
what am i supposed to be seeing op

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
just watch the first 2 seconds of the video

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Lumpy
Ensconced
Futbol
Talker

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Person, desk, head, camera, TV, wall

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Whomp

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Man, talkin’ to this guy’s like talkin’ to a brick wall!

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
ITT: A bunch of Gold Bonds trying out their best James Bonds.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Since the beginning of man we have laughed at other humans getting injured. My primal instinct is to be hootin and hollerin right now.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/Pachovelez10/status/1369485129350066178

:sweatdrop:

edit:
https://twitter.com/orduzrubio/status/1369488194824179712

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

You want to translate this for us Mike.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Full Metal Jackass posted:

You want to translate this for us Mike.

My Spanish is not perfect, but

"A bit of relief for everyone. Our colleague Carlos Orduz is fine."

The second one is just Carlos Orduz saying basically the same thing.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Well, that's a BIT off, the translation for a native speaker comes across more as a loose

"The plan regarding Carlos Orduz has failed; but we carry on. Stay strong!"

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