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ElbowRooming
Jan 27, 2021
Toapapper2020
I know that the Oscar's hasn't announced there nominations, but you know who has...the razzies.

41st Annual RAZZIE® Award Nominations

WORST PICTURE

365 Days
Absolute Proof
Dolittle
Fantasy Island
Music

WORST ACTOR

Robert Downey, Jr.- Dolittle
Mike Lindell (The “My Pillow” Guy) - Absolute Proof
Michele Morrone,- 365 Days
Adam Sandler - Hubie Halloween
David Spade - The Wrong Missy


WORST ACTRESS

Anne Hathaway - The Last Thing He Wanted AND Roald Dahl's The Witches
Katie Holmes - Brahms: The Boy II AND The Secret: Dare to Dream
Kate Hudson – Music
Lauren Lapkus - The Wrong Missy
Anna-Maria Sieklucka - 365 Days


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Glenn Close - Hillbilly Elegy
Lucy Hale - Fantasy Island
Maggie Q - Fantasy Island
Kristen Wiig - Wonder Woman 1984
Maddie Ziegler - Music


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Chevy Chase - The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee
Rudy Giuliani (As "Himself") Borat, Subsequent Movie-Film
Shia LeBeouf - The Tax Collector
Arnold Schwarzeneggar - Iron Mask
Bruce Willis - Breach, Hard Kill AND Survive the Night
41st Annual RAZZIE® Nominations, Cont’d

WORST SCREEN COMBO

Maria Bakalova & Rudy Giuliani (Yes, That Really IS Rudy Giuliani!)
Borat Subsequent Movie-Film
Robert Downey Jr. & His Utterly Unconvincing "Welsh" Accent – Doolittle
Harrison Ford & That Totally Fake-Looking CGI “Dog” – Call of the Wild
Lauren Lapkus & David Spade - The Wrong Missy
Adam Sandler & His Grating Simpleton Voice - Hubie Halloween

WORST DIRECTOR

Charles Band - All 3 "Barbie & Kendra" movies
Barbara Bialowas & Tomasz Mandes - 365 Days
Stephen Gaghan – Dolittle
Ron Howard - Hillbilly Elegy
Sia – Music

WORST SCREENPLAY

365 Days
All 3 Barbie & Kendra Movies
Dolittle
Fantasy Island
Hillbilly Elegy

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

365 Days (Polish Remake/Rip-Off of Fifty Shades of Grey)
Dolittle (Remake)
Fantasy Island (Remake/”Re-Imagining”)
Hubie Halloween (Remake/Rip-Off of Ernest Scared Stupid)
Wonder Woman 1984 (Sequel)

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Go team Dolittle!

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
No way Fantasy Island is worse than Wonder Woman but I’m rooting for Music to take it all bay bee.

Really a lot of movies on this year’s slate that are thoroughly not-terrible but are probably on here because nothing else released. Should give an honorary award to Tenet for getting people infected.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Give Sia worst director please

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



ElbowRooming posted:

WORST PICTURE

365 Days
Absolute Proof
Dolittle
Fantasy Island
Music

Well, there's my next stream line-up.

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018
Bizarre that Kristen Wiig got nominated but Gal Gadot didn't.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Prince Myshkin posted:

Bizarre that Kristen Wiig got nominated but Gal Gadot didn't.

Eh, not really. If you don't particularly like the movie you can say Gal did a bad job and that isn't really wrong, but for the brand of "epic cringe" type stuff razzies are going for that was way more kristen wiig. It kinda doesn't feel like either deserve it though, the movie isn't the best and the writing is really messed up, but it feels like a stretch to talk about it as notably bad bad, but if you are going to gal is more just a wooden actor playing a superhero mechanically with no heart and wiig is like, a temporary lesbian cat lady who kicks a rapist to death while evil music plays (although that whole movie is everything being weird and fragmented, not just wiig's character's personality, so it's hard to blame her)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I forgot about Doolittle and its dragon farts.

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018
The Razzies are self-evidently stupid (see nominating the My Pillow guy and Rudy and previous wins for Donald Trump and Dinesh D'Souza in categories that should only really be for scripted dramas), but it was pretty universally accepted that Gadot was awful.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Prince Myshkin posted:

The Razzies are self-evidently stupid (see nominating the My Pillow guy and Rudy and previous wins for Donald Trump and Dinesh D'Souza in categories that should only really be for scripted dramas), but it was pretty universally accepted that Gadot was awful.

Yeah, but generally razzies are only for a certain sort of awful. Like you have to act in a way that is bad and weird, not just a way that is non-energetic and dull. Wiig has more scenes where you'd say "why did she pick to act it that way?", where Gal is much worse but it's just more "oh, she sure is standing motionless delivering her lines with minimum emotion" that is bad, but not very strange.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



The Razzies are lazy fish in a barrel poo poo that has gotten things embarrassingly wrong in the past. Lookup how they felt about The Shining

Not that its a hill to die on but Kristen Wiig was exponentially better than Gal Godot who literally can not act.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Looks like they didn't have a Tyler Perry movie to do the "lololol nominate him for Best Actress" schtick again so they went back to the Adam Sandler well instead.

I mean, Mike Lindell at least is a deserving pot shot.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The worst Razzies nominee ever, even worse than their lambasting if the Shining, is nominating Ennio Morricone's score for The Thing as worst score.

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President
Nothing for Artemis Fowl? That movie was goddamn tragic.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Lid posted:

The worst Razzies nominee ever, even worse than their lambasting if the Shining, is nominating Ennio Morricone's score for The Thing as worst score.

lol I didn’t know this. Insane.

FlickWilson
Apr 24, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
The winners are here.

41st Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie®) Award “Winners”

WORST PICTURE


Absolute Proof


WORST ACTOR

Mike Lindell (The "My Pillow Guy," as "Himself") Absolute Proof


WORST ACTRESS

Kate Hudson / Music

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS


Maddie Ziegler / Music


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR


Rudy Giuliani (As “Himself) Borat Subsequent Movie-Film


WORST SCREEN COMBO

Rudy Giuliani & His Pants Zipper (Yes, That Really IS Rudy Giuliani!)
Borat Subsequent Movie-Film

WORST DIRECTOR

Sia / Music


WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

Dolittle

WORST SCREENPLAY

365 Days, Screenplay by Tomasz Klimala, Barbara Białowąs & Tomasz Mandes, Based on the novel 365 Dri by Blanka Lipińska

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





I’m so happy Music was hit with three Razzies.


gently caress that film.

oneforthevine
Sep 25, 2015


Feels kind of gross to give an actual 19-year-old an award like this, but then I’ve never really liked the Razzies.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

I wonder where one can watch Absolute Proof. It looks like Netflix doesn't have it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

Give Sia worst director please

I'm satisfied

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

What are the best films to win Razzies?

Mommie Dearest, Showgirls, Freddy Got Fingered. Cats is something truly unique and special.

Under the Cherry Moon is fine if sluggish. Howard the Duck is kinda a weird gonzo adventure worth watching. Rambo: First Blood Part II is totally fine for what it is.

Ishtar was nominated but did not win but that movie is legit great and I'm glad it's gotten a revival as Elaine May is being heralded.

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

They did wind up giving worst director to Elaine May for Ishtar and frankly that should be a crime. They should be in prison, for disparaging May like that.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Didn’t The Shining win a Razzie or two?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Didn’t The Shining win a Razzie or two?

Didn't win, but Kubrick and Shelley were nominated

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter is a great song.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

TrixRabbi posted:

What are the best films to win Razzies?

The Lonely Lady is basically #metoo the movie it was just released 35 years too early.

Cocktail is fine except for a very melodramatic twist near the end.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier brings up interesting concepts near the end and I think it was not understood at the time.

Dirty Love almost reaches the magical levels found in The Room.

Xanadu, Rocky IV, Mac and Me are also worth seeing.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Cocktail's pretty bad except for the melodramatic twist near the end.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TrixRabbi posted:

Cocktail's pretty bad except for the melodramatic twist near the end.

I watched that only because of Rifftrax.

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