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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Paste whatever is in your clipboard ITT
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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2XFc7v9Q6I7TqOLbAn2gxR?si=VOEb2Rg0SXyS5od_BEQIrw

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Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

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Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.
VALKYRIE

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

 https://mobile.twitter.com/tomboadle/status/1372614686496190475?s=24

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/791933458112811/

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FlashFearless
Nov 4, 2004
Death. But not for you, Gunslinger. Never for you.





 with no apparent difficulty

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Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

 https://i.imgur.com/06em2Ki.jpg

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Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


 Amazon driver quits, saying the final straw was the company's new AI-powered truck cameras that can sense when workers yawn or don't use a seatbelt

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 King James Bible
What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?

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Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
https://www.faktisk.no/artikler/BNL/toyencola-grunder-bortvist-fra-sykehus-skal-ha-bedt-ansatte-si-at-pandemien-ikke-eksisterer

E:
Small Norwegian soda company made headlines after putting a bunch of conspiracy buzzwords on the labels of their bottles.
Turns out the owner of the company was visiting hospitals half a year ago trying to harass staff into 'admitting' that covid is fake.

Government Handjob fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Mar 20, 2021

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





 iwantpizza

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlLl2j5THQ&t=228s

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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
radio free suffugium pops back up for a few days of meandering ambient goodness http://my.powerstream.live:8612/index.html

sure okay posted:

iwantpizza

same, tbh.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp
https://m.alibaba.com/product/60262258371/Salt-Ton-Salt-Refined-Salt-Refined.html?s=p

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

  "8 fresh softboiled eggs"

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

 Pa55word!

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

 35,610.40

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
This pandemic is just soul-sucking. I read an article about how the pandemic is affecting people

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

 ▼Source
https://twitter.com/CatEveryHour/status/1352314256033607681?s=20

▼Please subscribe their channel
leo獅白ぼたんTwitter
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUKD-uaobj9jiqB-VXt71mA

dumpling桃鈴ねね
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAWSyEs_Io8MtpY3m-zqILA

#桃鈴ねね
#獅白ぼたん
#ShishiroBotan
#MomosuzuN...






E: I don't know why this was in my phone's clipboard nor do I know why cat every hour was apparently suspended

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Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.
239193

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dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
https://www.nrcan.gc.ca/energy-efficiency/homes/professional-opportunities/become-registered-energuide-rating-system-energy-advisor/20566

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

 https://brgclub.com/membership/fees/

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

 Oats and nuts

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 https://twitter.com/woodaba2/status...ingawful.com%2F

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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Clipboard posted:

He caught a glimpse of something strange in the window

Well, there's an ominous thing I don't remember.

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Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BXXC1J7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_VVSB5MYV5M34CKXXEEP7?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
 chicken gizzard soup recipe

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sisterSyzygy
Sep 5, 2013

The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.
https://twitter.com/SheepuSenpai_/status/1387591406609477632

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Captain Dickweed
Mar 3, 2003

Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.


 https://twitter.com/Saab9_3TurboX/status/1387194069865189376?s=19

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Condimentalist
Jun 13, 2007
 I will need three five and a half inch by at least 60 inch boards

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That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
https://youtu.be/IszWMk57wTw

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/StelliniTweets/status/1387868446889816064

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



 :wink:

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


 He cursed a vending machine that was out of Lay's Cool Ranch chips and it hasn't worked since, we steer clear of that guy

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 https://release.liferay.com/1/userContent/liferay-release-tool/7110/202104271310/

:shrug:

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 call me weird, but i'd rather not look at pregnant dogs with human faces every time i click

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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




 Sure OP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PddBdN_vYfM

* # ? Apr 30, 2021 05:02
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