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Prof. Crocodile

I hate video games because they trivialize the pain and horror of being drawn into a predatory loan by a family of raccoons, which has totally happened to me.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 21:24

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:14

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How Wonderful! posted:

I used to like them until they turned their backs on me.

They never turned their back on you... They never betrayed you... They've been waiting for you all this time... Waiting for you to come home :smith:

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 21:25

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Do you see where there's just one set of footprints in the sand over there? That's when games abandoned me.

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 21:31

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

friendly reminder that we try not to talk about video games in this thread.

instead we can talk about nature or bottles of things

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:01

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Heading out into the valleys to thrash at the bushes with my modest blade.

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just got a job killing rats in the sewer with a rusty blade

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:09

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Better buy a better blade as soon as you can friend. With a rusty blade rats are about all you'll be killing. Try trading [gold] to [weapon merchant] when in towns or settlements, and hold on to any interesting materials you find-- you never know what can be used for powerful [augmentations]!

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

oh yeah that's better!

i got a job killing butterflies and other vermin with a whip/sword hybrid weapon like um... that... lady from rhymes shoal caliper (can't talk about the actual thing)

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:16

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How Wonderful! posted:

Heading out into the valleys to thrash at the bushes with my modest blade.

Yeah I like the Zelda series too

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:17

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Whippin' around flying needles like friggin Dongfang Bubai over here!!!! Who need videogames when I can learn martial arts secrets from the drat Sunflower Manual!!!!!!!

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:36

Ass-penny

Movies, comics, traditional games, drugs, napping, masturbation, television, making art, literature, music. There's so much more to life than videogames.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:41

biosterous

if u like not talking about video games so much why dont u marry the concept of not talking about video games??

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 23:44

alnilam

biosterous posted:

if u like not talking about video games so much why dont u marry the concept of not talking about video games??

chuck tingle getting serious

# ? Mar 26, 2021 04:42

Comfy Fleece Sweater: You see, but you do not observe.

Luigi... Pirandello was a great author. liked to wear green overalls and wrote drama

anyway, time to go for a Short Hike and see if I catch one of those meteoroids in the sky

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:03

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I'm getting close to the end of Ninja Gaiden II now and the game is throwing gauntlet after gauntlet of tough enemies at me but I will persevere :black101:

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 15:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Anybody else notice STR and DEX getting nerfed as you get older?

# ? Mar 27, 2021 15:58

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Anybody else notice STR and DEX getting nerfed as you get older?

You're meant to get WIS and INT buffs to compensate but my DM didn't let me have them

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 16:02

Prof. Crocodile

I have been getting by on CHR this whole time, and I assumed the game mechanics would catch up with me, but nope, still going strong.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 16:03

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I beat Ninja Gaiden II :toot:

Now playing Metal Gear Solid 4 :ninja:

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 23:43

Twenty Four

Madden '48

# ? Mar 29, 2021 01:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

op I found something weird while walking my dog this evening. it def was NOT a video game

t'was a sealed mason jar nearly filled with clear, heavy slime. was not piss because t'was gelatinous

considering going back tomorrow for pics if ur interested in my mystery

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:45

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prepuce repurposed posted:

op I found something weird while walking my dog this evening. it def was NOT a video game

t'was a sealed mason jar nearly filled with clear, heavy slime. was not piss because t'was gelatinous

considering going back tomorrow for pics if ur interested in my mystery

im interested op

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 06:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

take the moon posted:

im interested op

consider it done

# ? Mar 29, 2021 07:10

Prof. Crocodile

prepuce repurposed posted:

consider it done

Be careful op, this could be one of those Telltale-style story-driven mystery-solving video games in disguise.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:36

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

Be careful op, this could be one of those Telltale-style story-driven mystery-solving video games in disguise.

I liked The Walking Dead Season 1

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 14:50

Prof. Crocodile

Rarity posted:

I liked The Walking Dead Season 1

are you taking about the TV series..?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 15:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

op I found something weird while walking my dog this evening. it def was NOT a video game

t'was a sealed mason jar nearly filled with clear, heavy slime. was not piss because t'was gelatinous

considering going back tomorrow for pics if ur interested in my mystery

A Boy and His Blob

# ? Mar 29, 2021 15:23

B33rChiller

prepuce repurposed posted:

op I found something weird while walking my dog this evening. it def was NOT a video game

t'was a sealed mason jar nearly filled with clear, heavy slime. was not piss because t'was gelatinous

considering going back tomorrow for pics if ur interested in my mystery

Do you want ninja turtles? Because this is how we get ninja turtles.

:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

# ? Mar 29, 2021 15:27

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

are you taking about the TV series..?

What else would I be talking about in this thread? :thunkher:

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 15:37

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

rarity, i noticed you've been acting very insubordinate so im afraid i'm gonna have to write ur name on the chalkboard and for every time u act out, i'm putting a checkmark next to your name. Sorry it's had to come to this.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 20:32

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If I get more checkmarks do I win more video games?

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 20:39

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Think of them like "achievements" that you earn by accomplishing tasks in videogames. Some are common, some are rare, but we're all out here shootin for that big platinum trophy cup.

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Rarity posted:

If I get more checkmarks do I win more video games?

No! This is a punishment! You only get one video game!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

slime jar

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:28

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

No! This is a punishment! You only get one video game!

Ok but only if it's the new Resident Evil :kiddo:

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:31

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prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm pretty sure something's alive in there

> open the jar

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I wish I knew how 2 *enhance* these images.

I left the slime jar in the grass where I found it once again. something about the idea of carrying it home keeps skeeving me out big time

# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:38

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If I know my point-and-clicks you definitely need whatever's inside that to complete an inventory puzzle

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:47

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Looks like someone was making a jar aquarium. You can scoop pond water and put it in a bottle and it turns into life o.o

# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:51

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

maybe it contains a plant MONSTER :ohdear:

# ? Mar 29, 2021 22:09

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