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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

syntaxfunction posted:

They could probably keep the name Epic Meal Time.

But they turn it into female friendly porn about giving someone else a good time. Complete 180.

It was more of a 'feel each other' than a groping thing I was going for really.

I'm kind of a prude really. Well, compared to most goons.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

*in Swedish accent through mouthful of cum* pre-dinner snack, it's good for you

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Hey there and welcome back to the Gadget Testing Kitchen, where we test all kinds of wild and crazy As-Seen-On-TV-Products and then make our OWN version to see how it stacks up to the real deal. Today we're checking out the TENGA egg and,

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

3! 2! 1! Let's sausage!!

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Wine tasting...but it's cum :twisted:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Today I'm going to be cooking a big, fat, juicy roast along with my stepmother. Now, unfortunately it looks like she's gotten stuck in the washing machine somehow so let's go see if we can't help her out there.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Scary pockets here, we all know the famous I don't have any money to pay the pizza delivery guy porn scene, how will we funk it up?

Spoiler: it involves a copious amount of slapping bASS

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

not a cook, but Colin Furze is gonna rack up a goddamn body count

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Hoooiiii guys, it's Laura Vitale!

In this episode of Laura in the Dungeon I'm going to show you guys how to make the best creamy chicken

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Having celebrity chefs make adverts for porntube was just a pilot program; soon all youtubers are required to make similar ads to ensure full functionality and visibility of their channels.

"I'm Scott Manley, fly safe with Duralex Condoms."

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Today on The Splendid Table, we invite our guests Mia Khalifa and Marcus Samuelson to discuss their dinner party tips and tricks, as well as their tricks and tips, coming up after a word from our sponsors

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Hey everyone it's Kenji, and I am at home and we're going to do part three of our anal training series. Now before we begin, make sure you have already carved your wooden buttplug from the first video in the series. Use a good hardwood like cocobolo or bamboo, and seal it with a non-toxic coating to preserve your work and for safety, of course. Also make sure that you have at least 16oz (453 grams) of lubricant from the second video in the series, Cold Pressed Avocado Oil Lubricant, or if you're pressed for time you can use the Easy Weeknight Homemade Lubricant.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

sugar free jazz posted:

Hey everyone it's Kenji, and I am at home and we're going to do part three of our anal training series. Now before we begin, make sure you have already carved your wooden buttplug from the first video in the series. Use a good hardwood like cocobolo or bamboo, and seal it with a non-toxic coating to preserve your work and for safety, of course. Also make sure that you have at least 16oz (453 grams) of lubricant from the second video in the series, Cold Pressed Avocado Oil Lubricant, or if you're pressed for time you can use the Easy Weeknight Homemade Lubricant.

Kenji will be wearing his POV cam right?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bob Morales posted:

Kenji will be wearing his POV cam right?

Yes he'll be filming his collab with Adam Savage from multiple angles

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Mrs. Crocombe lifts her dress above the ankle and - true to Victorian custom - Lord and Lady Braybrooke immediately fire and transport her to the colonies for being a scandalous wench.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
quite the mouthfeel on this

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