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i understand your light sword.... sorry, saber, is very important to your religion but when the twins arrive you're going to have to keep it locked up. that things an accident waiting to happen. |
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well, mister immortan joe... i'm actually quite impressed with your set up here. extremely fortified nursery, lots of milk, babysitters galore! i'd love to meet the mother... mothers, yes my mistake.
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Mar 16, 2021 17:03
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i'm not quite sure how to baby proof a desert. have you considered moving back to caladan? there's water there you know.
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We've analyzed the leak, Sir, and it appears there is an unshielded exhaust port at the end of the trench. We'll have to add turbo lasers to the diapers. |
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Mar 16, 2021 17:38
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Buttchocks posted:We've analyzed the leak, Sir, and it appears there is an unshielded exhaust port at the end of the trench. We'll have to add turbo lasers to the diapers.
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Mar 16, 2021 18:22
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I'm not having this monolith just lying around ready to tip over. You need to add some guy ropes. |
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Mar 16, 2021 20:48
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The Orcs of the White Hand being given a cease & desist order from entering Mordor while the Orcs of the Lidless Eye get a free pass because all THEIR gear is child safe. You can't make implements of destruction from just ANYTHING! Uruk-Hai! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 16, 2021 21:17
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this may be the world of gor but branding your baby is a terrible idea. i will not allow it.
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Mar 16, 2021 21:31
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where we're going, we won't need eyes to see, but we've installed lots of cushions just in case
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Mar 16, 2021 21:58
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Now they recommend you face the seat towards the tail of the sandworm until the baby's 2, then you can flip it facing forward |
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Mar 16, 2021 22:02
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Mar 16, 2021 22:13
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"Baby's first lightsaber" but it's just a little flashlight that makes a loud annoying beeping noise when they point it at themselves to teach them not slice their own limbs off later in life.
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Mar 17, 2021 03:23
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so let me get this straight - you build a generation ship but didn't think about RAILINGS?
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Mar 17, 2021 03:27
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wrapping cotton around all the rocks that explode out of the consoles |
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Mar 17, 2021 03:29
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All the kids in Peter Pan are given a gps so they're not Lost Boys anymore.
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Mar 17, 2021 03:33
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lmao
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Royal Updog posted:wrapping cotton around all the rocks that explode out of the consoles
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Mar 17, 2021 03:41
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Setting up a cheap plastic play yard on a walkway over a bottomless pit. |
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Mar 17, 2021 03:50
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Planet of the Apes where they make sure there is plenty of sand underneath in case a kid falls off the "human bars".
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blacking out all references to philip k. dick |
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Mar 17, 2021 04:01
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Take Your Child to Work Day on the set of "Saw" is gonna be so awesome... I'd rather be day care coordinator at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, if you lose a kid the Oompa Loompas do this cool thing where they sing and dance just before they go after them to bring them back
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Mar 17, 2021 04:04
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The pool inspector always dies first |
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Mar 17, 2021 04:25
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The picture of a Lion, the Wiccan, and the Locked Room with the Wardrobe that's boarded shut so don't bother...
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Mar 17, 2021 04:37
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2001: a space perambulator
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Mar 17, 2021 04:42
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You have to push down on the lid, then twist, to open the bacta tank. |
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Mar 17, 2021 04:46
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listen to this . . . what if yoda . . . but a nanny? nanny yoda . . . imagine the plushies and funko pops
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Mar 17, 2021 04:50
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"Look, kid I don't care how lucky of a dragon he is, rules are rules- now get down off of Falcore's back before PETA sees..."
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Mar 17, 2021 04:52
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baby gates in front of the transporter pad, turbolifts, holodeck, jefferies tubes, external shuttle bay doors, and the captain's ready room |
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Mar 17, 2021 05:07
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Look here Maax, it's a lovely flame pit..... sorry, sacrificial flame pit, but I need to see a baby-gate here....well yes I'm sure you can still throw them in over the top. |
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Goblin Craft posted:baby gates in front of the transporter pad, turbolifts, holodeck, jefferies tubes, external shuttle bay doors, and the captain's ready room Can't believe those babies have free rein to crawl around the bridge and engineering!
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well we should probably have started the babyproofing process before the baby activated the teleporter with a fly in the other chamber, because now babyfly keeps slipping its antennae under whatever we use to cover up the start button. I think maybe babyfly thinks the button is candy?
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Manifisto posted:well we should probably have started the babyproofing process before the baby activated the teleporter with a fly in the other chamber, because now babyfly keeps slipping its antennae under whatever we use to cover up the start button. I think maybe babyfly thinks the button is candy? I saw one of the babyflys and the babyfly looked at me. |
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Mar 17, 2021 21:26
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i'd love to babyproof your home, but first i need to administer a test. BABY! you are in the desert. franklin the turtle is on his back.
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mrs frizzle that was a mind blowing dissertation on turning kids into beams of light in a pinball machine but i dont think we can give u tenure. mostly because you turned kids into beams of light. mrs frizzle, thinking: take them to space, that should do it ---------------- |
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Buttchocks posted:nanobots come with a choking hazard warning "we don't want a gray goo goo situation do we?"
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Heather Papps posted:"we don't want a gray goo goo situation do we?"
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