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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Back home again! Let's post!

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Garfield was right, Mondays suck!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


rear end for sale, never used

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Somebody call for an ant?



GABA ghoul posted:

rear end for sale, never used

Buddy, I can fix that

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

neato burrito posted:

Garfield was right, Mondays suck!

Garfield was wrong, lasagna sucks

whimsicaltelegraph
Apr 5, 2021


LORE COCO 2021, Jianting Watches.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



I am so loving tired.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Post five words? No way.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Five words isn't enough, methinks

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Somebody call for an ant?



Nah, it seems just right

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Six would be too much.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Shitposting is good for you

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003



fart doctor sharted, very scared

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Geemer posted:

Six would be too much.

Seven, surely an unthinkable excess

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





I'm obsessed over Jurassic Park

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

My superpower? Low effort posting.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




Hey, remember five paragraph essays?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




pixaal posted:

Hey, remember five paragraph essays?

can't say I do, no

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




pixaal posted:

Hey, remember five paragraph essays?

Are.

Single.

Word.

Paragraphs.

Enough?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




All signs point to: yes!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Itís a minty minty steamroom.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Itís a minty minty steamroom.

Minty? are we making Mojitos?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Moist man makes minty mojito

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



pixaal posted:

Minty? are we making Mojitos?

I made a minty coffee and a minty quesadilla and had an altoid tbh but you can reach out the door and grab a ginger essenced club soda if you want. (No booze in the steam room)

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I made a minty coffee and a minty quesadilla and had an altoid tbh but you can reach out the door and grab a ginger essenced club soda if you want. (No booze in the steam room)

You have hosed up now!

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I made a minty coffee and a minty quesadilla and had an altoid tbh but you can reach out the door and grab a ginger essenced club soda if you want. (No booze in the steam room)

Steam room sex without booze?!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Steam room sex without booze?!

I'd rather not, thank you

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Aye Am Gee Eh Why

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Lipstick Apathy

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

That post was very aggressive. Not Cool!

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Five words that break goons:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

The worst copypasta in history.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



gently caress! I forgot about Dre!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



I have lost the Game.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



pixaal posted:

Minty? are we making Mojitos?

This is me on Mojitos.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1379311313914978310

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Somebody call for an ant?



Nelson Mandingo posted:

I'm obsessed over Jurassic Park

I love that franchise too.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




the john galt speech here

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Fuckin' yikes! What a bloodbath!

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

What's up my goon friends?

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Spaghett posted:

What's up my goon friends?

Without punctuation this reads weird.

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