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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

suck or be sucked world

# ? Apr 8, 2021 20:48

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:06

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Spit cup = protein shakes later

# ? Apr 8, 2021 21:22

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Swallowing is ten bucks extra

# ? Apr 8, 2021 21:23

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I am so wet now.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 21:58

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

marshmallow creep posted:

I am so wet now.

fell in the cum pool

# ? Apr 8, 2021 22:05

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

PinheadSlim posted:

fell in the cum pool

I will die in here

# ? Apr 8, 2021 22:05

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

It is a good death.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 22:06

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

PinheadSlim posted:

fell in the cum pool

gently caress it's in my hair

# ? Apr 8, 2021 22:06

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

pixaal posted:

Spit cup = protein shakes later

How is = not a word

# ? Apr 8, 2021 23:38

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Little Canal + Big Boat = Lmao

# ? Apr 8, 2021 23:50

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Zil posted:

gently caress it's in my hair

It's good for the texture.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 23:59

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

pixaal posted:

Spit cup = protein shakes later

Grossest post of the day

# ? Apr 9, 2021 00:19

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

PinheadSlim posted:

Little Canal + Big Boat = Lmao

my sex arse held captive

# ? Apr 9, 2021 00:47

atomicpile: Nov 7, 2009

How this thread still alive?

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:00

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Would you call this living?

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:01

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

atomicpile posted:

How this thread still alive?

Only by sheer force alone.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:04

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I told you my name

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:15

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

You told me your name

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:16

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

It was a good conversation

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:16

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Armitag3 posted:

It was a good conversation

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:30

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Jake, kill a dragon
-Dog

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:31

spouse: Nov 10, 2008; When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

This thread is pretty okay.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:33

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

spouse posted:

This thread is pretty okay.

This is a gross exaggeration.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:33

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I haven�t posted here lately.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:46

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

are you cheating on thread

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:56

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

so is there somewhere else?!

# ? Apr 9, 2021 01:56

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Sorry boss, dicks going unsucked

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:02

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Sorry boss, dicks going unsucked

Yeah, I'LL SAY! OVER HERE!
*Points at groin*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:07

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

*points at balls* they big

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:08

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

I cumt in your order

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:10

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

did you wash your hands

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:13

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Sjs00 posted:

so is there somewhere else?!

Nah, I�ve just been busy

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:13

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

BUSY WITH SOMEWHERE ELSE, OH!

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:14

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

You Are A Elf posted:

Nah, I’ve just been busy

Its Middle Earth isn't it

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:15

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Yes. I like Hobbits, okay?

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:16

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Vietnamwees posted:

Yeah, I'LL SAY! OVER HERE!
*Points at groin*

Sorry, first serve first come

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:19

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Something here smells like feet.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:21

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

spouse posted:

This thread is pretty okay.

for a clown to wear!

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:28

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I think it's your feet

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:29

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Zil posted:

Sorry boss, dicks going unsucked

You have one job here

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:36

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