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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

pixaal posted:

They call me Doctor Worm

Are you an actual doctor?

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Tunicate posted:

Are you an actual doctor?

I am an actual worm

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

pixaal posted:

I am an actual worm

So you're a fake doctor?

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

So you're a fake doctor?

But call me doctor worm

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

pixaal posted:

But call me doctor worm

Doctor worm it is then.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

pixaal posted:

But call me doctor, worm!
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 My balls really fuckin itch.

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 sorry butt doctor not scrotal

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Infidel Castro posted:

My balls really fuckin itch.

Sorry about the crabs, man

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

Infidel Castro posted:

My balls really fuckin itch.

The remedy is at hand.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Midjack posted:

The remedy is at hand.

That just made it worse.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 Your JO crystal is detuned.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Please may I borrow cum

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 Cum should be given freely.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Please may I borrow cum

stick a finger in me

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

 Blowing endless loads for eternity

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Poke a prostate? That's great!

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

 One small spurt for man

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

 One giant load for mankind

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


 Gonna step on them wieners

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 Feed me a stray cat.

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muffler
Feb 12, 2021

by sebmojo
You're no more worthwhile, now

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

 Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson!

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 I am not an animal!

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

 I am not a number

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

 I am a free man!

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 I shitpost, therefore I am.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I poo poo while I post

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
 Wasted life reading poo poo posts

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

Wasted life reading poo poo posts

I really feel this one.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 gently caress you, shitposts 4 lyfe!

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

 gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
just grabbed 80 lbs firewood

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
it was heavy as gently caress

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Gotta get down on Friday

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



 Taking an Easter weekend trip.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

Geemer posted:

Taking an Easter weekend trip.

So, back in 3 days?

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

So, back in 3 days?

I'll still shitpost from phone.

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

 Thank god son sleeping soundly

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Almost time to get drinkin

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