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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Geemer posted:

Today's moral is: no pants.

Can’t remove what’s never on

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
What are pants? Y'all weirdos!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Pants are a social construct.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pants? Like what dogs do?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


pants are prison for legs

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


My balls yearn for freedom

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Balls showing? At work? Verboten!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Assless chaps to the rescue!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Technically all chaps are assless

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Zil posted:

Technically all chaps are assless

especially the ones I wear

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Fart a hole through underwear

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I am on the toilet.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


dr.acula posted:

I am on the toilet.

godspeed to your anus OP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Crotchless chaps are the best

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Chaps are cowboy leg warmers.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Crotchless chaps are the best

so legs with a belt?

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Zil posted:

godspeed to your anus OP

Thanks, it turned out great.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Tactical pants, tactically poo poo yourself

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



PinheadSlim posted:

Tactical pants, tactically poo poo yourself

Tactical? Those are cargo pants.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


PinheadSlim posted:

Tactical pants, tactically poo poo yourself

Part of my daily carry

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Wallet, phone, keys, glock, diaper

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm wearing cargo shorts today.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm wearing cargo shorts today.

Surely you meant tactical shorts?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cargo shorts? No, cargo road.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
A comvy fleece dressing Gown.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



PinheadSlim posted:

Surely you meant tactical shorts?

I haven't been tactical lately.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Happy ferth day to you. :tipshat:

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Suck my dick you fuckman

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


It's going to hail here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I love probing GBS posters.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Like, so very very much.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That poster did deserve it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zil posted:

That poster did deserve it

What a total butt face.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Yeah, that guy really sucked.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Good job, Literally A Person!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Geemer posted:

Good job, Literally A Person!

I live to crush posters.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Literally A Person posted:

I live to crush posters.

I need sleep, crush me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Orange crush is best soda. :mamacita:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



No one here is innocent.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It can sense your intentions.

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