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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I hope everyone has fun today

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Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

Are you wearing green OP? If not I'm gonna pinch you!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Thicc coins on that leprechaun

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I'm making beefed corn and it's hosed up

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I'm making beefed corn and it's hosed up

That's why the hash is supposed to come at the end

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Pinching is illegal. I will call the police

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Just lol if you aren’t drunk already

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Just like to point out that corned beef hash is not and never has been a traditional Irish dish.

Pedant mode over.

Slainte Maith, mo chairde, agus bíodh lá maith agat!!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
It's an irish american tradition and really does anything else matter?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Waterbed Wendy posted:

It's an irish american tradition and really does anything else matter?

I did admit to being a pedant, didn't I?

And yes, it's true. Paddy's day is a much bigger event in america than it is in Ireland.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
You've heard of corned beef but what about corned peef?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Frank Frank posted:

You've heard of corned beef but what about corned peef?

In my country the tradition is Porned Queef

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Anyone want my recipe for Irish stew? Or soda bread, beef and stout stew?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1372116959303757825?s=19

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
St Patrick stole my snakes

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Time for the yearly black and tans :cheers:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Time for the yearly black and tans :cheers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvtZIwh4Bs

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Time for the yearly black and tans :cheers:

irish people love black and tans, it is known. Also irish carbombs, so make sure if you are ever in ireland to order one!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

irish people love black and tans, it is known. Also irish carbombs, so make sure if you are ever in ireland to order one!

The irish just call it adding cream to their coffee

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Happy St Patrick's Day! I'm going to do the most American thing possible and drink irish carbombs and black and tans at home because poo poo's still sketchy out there!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think I'm staying sober today

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Blessed be thee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I’m going to have some Irish breakfast tea.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

True story:

I was out walking the country backroads one day and a German couple pulled up next to me to ask for directions.

"Excuse me... uhm... Cookstown?"

:sigh:

"Cookstown?" "Okay, you're going to want to turn around and go back into town. It'll be the third right past the chapel, take a right at Tiger Lily. Go out that road for a couple of miles and you'll come to a little town called XXXX. Take a left and then the next right. Drive straight through the village of XXXX, and head into XXXX. Keep going straight past the roundabout until you come to a T-junction. You should be facing a town hall with a clock on it. Take a right and keep going, it'll take you onto the dual carriageway and on into Cookstown."

Germans: :stare:

Valko: :)

An uncomfortable moment of silence later and the three of us bust out laughing. German guy said "Okay, we go into town and look at de map."

Posted that story because it's relevant to this video. A Kerryman gives directions.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Waterbed Wendy posted:

irish people love black and tans, it is known. Also irish carbombs, so make sure if you are ever in ireland to order one!

Mrs. Genesplicer and I were touring Ireland a few years back. We stopped in a pub in a little town on the Ring of Kerry, but off the beaten path. Since we both like Guinness, we ordered Guinness. The barmaid offered to add currant juice to Mrs. Genesplicer's "to sweeten it a bit, if you're not used to it." Mrs. Genesplicer was affronted that anyone would do that to Guinness. We are assuming that lots of tourists order Guinness, never having had it before. No self-respecting Irish person would do this to their drink.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbWcNJQts78

I'm going to celebrate today by still not talking to you-know-who.

They know what they did.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Genesplicer posted:

Mrs. Genesplicer and I were touring Ireland a few years back. We stopped in a pub in a little town on the Ring of Kerry, but off the beaten path. Since we both like Guinness, we ordered Guinness. The barmaid offered to add currant juice to Mrs. Genesplicer's "to sweeten it a bit, if you're not used to it." Mrs. Genesplicer was affronted that anyone would do that to Guinness. We are assuming that lots of tourists order Guinness, never having had it before. No self-respecting Irish person would do this to their drink.

It's not common but it happens. My family owns a bar and we had 4-5 semi-regulars that did that. All women too.

If you ever come back try asking for a shot of port wine in your pint. Don't over do it though - deceptively strong.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oi guvnah, kiss me blarney stone. pip pip cheerio!

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I made a Dublin Coddle. Been cooking it since Monday.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Mozi posted:

oi guvnah, kiss me blarney stone. pip pip cheerio!

Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma is é ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!

Póg mo thóin.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Alcohol is Haram OP.

Allah is the Light

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Chinatown posted:

Alcohol is Haram OP.

Allah is the Light

Wow, looks like someone interprets the Quran loosely, it specifies grape and date based alcohols. Therefore the Irish are halal as gently caress son.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Valko posted:

Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma is é ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!

Póg mo thóin.

Ghoid chav mo Irn-Bru

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Wow, looks like someone interprets the Quran loosely, it specifies grape and date based alcohols. Therefore the Irish are halal as gently caress son.

sorry i havent really read the quran :shrug:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Valko posted:

Póg mo thóin.

This is the only part of that I immediately understood, without having to thinka bout what the meaning could be, and never having seen those words before. Must be my Irish ancestry.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
I hate being this guy but Lol at needing to sweeten Guinness. It’s like one of the most non-threatening stouts there is. And I say this as someone who loves Guinness.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Waterbed Wendy posted:

irish people love black and tans, it is known. Also irish carbombs, so make sure if you are ever in ireland to order one!

*walks into a bar in New York*

I'll have a 9/11, thanks.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A proper 9/11 ought to feature 2 tall cans of beer, something spicy, and have enough ABV to make you crash after one or two.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Jet fuel can’t melt Steel Reserves

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