basket ball players need to stop doing that shit

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wimsy

hey nice basketball, what are you going to do? dribble it? like a baby? get real, idiot

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:38

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh look at me, i can bounce the ball between my legs. get a real loving job!

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# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:41

wimsy

Heather Papps posted:

oh look at me, i can bounce the ball between my legs. get a real loving job!

this

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:44

wimsy

frankly, its embarrassing, how you put the ball in the hoop

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:46

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

They have the squeakiest loving shoes. Not that damned hard to walk around without squeaking-billions of people manage to do it every single day but basketball players? Can�t do it.

Idiots

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# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:50

Good Sphere

Good for you. You can repeatedly predict where the ball will be after it deflects off the floor and then slap it back down again. Have you ever thought of getting good at something else more useful, like doing your taxes?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

how about this; i'll run around with my friends bouncing a ball all day, and you watch the kids

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:56

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

they're just showing off how strong their parquet floor is

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:58

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

being tall and strong is for baby dummies

# ? Mar 17, 2021 20:23

wimsy

Bo-Pepper posted:

being tall and strong is for baby dummies

if you ask me they're compensating for something

# ? Mar 17, 2021 20:28

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

wimsy posted:

if you ask me they're compensating for something

I�ve always thought the transition from short shorts to gigantic shorts for basketball players was very suspect

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 21:18

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

rappers sing a lot about "baller poo poo," but you know what's really "baller poo poo"? The gospel of Jesus Christ. :angel:

# ? Mar 17, 2021 21:57

nut

never shoulda poked a hole in that peach basket

# ? Mar 17, 2021 21:58

Trying

just ain't right putting your ball in the hole unless you're wed IMO

# ? Mar 17, 2021 22:24

FutonForensic

i keep motioning them to pass me the ball when im in the stands, but they wont loving do it

# ? Mar 17, 2021 23:38

nut

alley oops more like it

# ? Mar 17, 2021 23:40

FutonForensic

oh the little girl is allowed to do the free throw but i can't??? this is prejudice. let me hold the loving ball

# ? Mar 18, 2021 00:07

Trying

that one didn't count. note the gold fringe. hang the correct flags and I'll make my real attempt

# ? Mar 18, 2021 00:19

google THIS

Uh, yeah, I'm carrying this ladder so I can climb up and reach the basket. Because I have a real job so I don't have to do that jumpy crap.

# ? Mar 18, 2021 04:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Overinflating my Nike Airs with more helium than the market can bear so I can just float over the goal inverted like a human dirigible and drop the ball straight down unimpeded, instead of running around like a dickhead

# ? Mar 18, 2021 04:59

alnilam

Royal Updog posted:

that one didn't count. note the gold fringe. hang the correct flags and I'll make my real attempt

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 18, 2021 05:15

alnilam

poor fruitmonger guy still needs his baskets back after all this time

# ? Mar 18, 2021 05:17

Macnult

normal person: i got these rings to symbolize the everlasting love between my partner and i

idiot basketball player: slam dunk baby!

# ? Mar 18, 2021 19:29

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*carted away by the ref for brandishing a cross-bow on the court*
hey what gives, I'm just trying to snipe a peach here

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# ? Mar 18, 2021 19:32

take the moon: by sebmojo

dont these players ever need a vape break i mean cmon

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# ? Mar 18, 2021 19:42

nut

imo let them travel... far away!

# ? Mar 18, 2021 19:43

deep dish peat moss

Wow, big man over here - point guard, huh? What do you do? Guard one point? Grow up, I guard a whole loving mall with three entry points

# ? Mar 19, 2021 04:04

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

from downtown? what are you doing there, games in here idiot

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 19, 2021 04:11

deep dish peat moss

It takes a special kind of idiot to not stop, drop and roll when you're On Fire.

# ? Mar 19, 2021 04:17

deep dish peat moss

hookshot? why not try to hook something useful to society, like a job, or a fish

# ? Mar 19, 2021 04:18

deep dish peat moss

Oh, that's right, you can't be a fisher because you keep coming up Nothing But Net. I can't believe how little you can accomplish

# ? Mar 19, 2021 04:20

google THIS

Oh now what, this guy gets a free shot just
because someone bumped into him a little? Yeah, that'll help prepare him for the real world.

# ? Mar 19, 2021 04:23

take the moon: by sebmojo

chaos dunks that destroy all of tokyo

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# ? Mar 19, 2021 04:24

biosterous

deep dish peat moss posted:

Oh, that's right, you can't be a fisher because you keep coming up Nothing But Net. I can't believe how little you can accomplish

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he/him

# ? Mar 19, 2021 05:14

alnilam

deep dish peat moss posted:

Oh, that's right, you can't be a fisher because you keep coming up Nothing But Net. I can't believe how little you can accomplish

# ? Mar 19, 2021 05:37

FutonForensic

deep dish peat moss posted:

Oh, that's right, you can't be a fisher because you keep coming up Nothing But Net. I can't believe how little you can accomplish

lmao

# ? Mar 19, 2021 05:46

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

you're hard in the paint? nice boner nerd

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 19, 2021 06:21

vanisher

deep dish peat moss posted:

Oh, that's right, you can't be a fisher because you keep coming up Nothing But Net. I can't believe how little you can accomplish

just the whole thread really

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# ? Mar 19, 2021 06:28

Twenty Four

deep dish peat moss posted:

Oh, that's right, you can't be a fisher because you keep coming up Nothing But Net. I can't believe how little you can accomplish

lol

# ? Mar 19, 2021 11:00

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:07

Twenty Four

Tonight's ESPN Top 10!

#10. A golfer uses a club to chip a 2 inch ball into a 4 1/2 inch hole from a sand trap that is at a lower elevation so he can't even see his target, factors in the slope of the green and how it will affect the curve his ball will take, and makes it in from 30 yards away.

#9-1. A 7 foot tall guy reaches up and jumps half a foot to place a ball in a hoop with his hands.

# ? Mar 19, 2021 11:10

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