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# ? Apr 22, 2021 03:57 |
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oh, i get it now
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it's because he's covered in small horns, you see
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mercenarynuker posted:it's because he's covered in small horns, you see he is also angry. mad, if you will
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Yeah the armor looks super intimidating but really the design is just to keep you from finding comfortable seating, just as soon as you get off work that poo poo hits the mofuggin ground it's an absolute war crime of a company uniform.
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Are the spikes on the inside, too? Might explain why the dude's so mad.
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War Gods remake looking... looking like War Gods![]()
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drat that looks so cool. Let's see what the genius suits came up with for the version they released in theaters... ![]() Wow, Skyrim movie lookin'...horny.
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Bogus Adventure posted:drat that looks so cool. Let's see what the genius suits came up with for the version they released in theaters... I thought Joss Whedon did the other ones
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poo poo, I was goofing. Hollywood already ate itself, huh?
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Royal Updog posted:poo poo, I was goofing. Hollywood already ate itself, huh? Not sure what you're referring to, but Hollywood will never not take the opportunity to jack itself off.
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See: the garbage movie Mank is gonna win Best Picture
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The Snyder Cut owned
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Bogus Adventure posted:Not sure what you're referring to, but Hollywood will never not take the opportunity to jack itself off. Whedon was drafted from Marvel to DC to save their lovely movie. 8 billion people on this earth, but gently caress it, call the Buffy guy
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*stares at the op for a good 10-15 seconds releasing a high pitched fart with a confused look on my face. Closes the window*
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why does this transformer have a racing spoiler on his head
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the superfriends have to defeat their most dangerous foe yet: hostile architecture
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darkseid:![]()
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he scraped his hand on a radioactive cheesegrater
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New Genesis will fear the power of the fractal that walks like a man!!
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luckily, the justice league was able to put the motherbox where he could never reach: a shelf above eye level
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okay but where are fire man, ice man, bomb man, elec man, and guts man
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that guy's hat
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You think he ever just shows up at Costco like that looking to pick up the last 2-3 things he needs to make dinner and the clerks see him walk in and like "Oh christ. Again?"
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Cease to Hope posted:okay but where are fire man, ice man, bomb man, elec man, and guts man I'm more of a legs man myself
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Royal Updog posted:Whedon was drafted from Marvel to DC to save their lovely movie. 8 billion people on this earth, but gently caress it, call the Buffy guy I love that Age of Ultron broke his brain and he felt he could use JL as a way to vindicate himself, lol
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The story Fisher told about how Whedon would constantly call Diana Natasha is the funniest poo poo
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It's like Zack saw Marvel's Adam X The X-Treme in the 90s and said "Nuh-Uh, I'll show them how EXTREME a blade guy SHOULD be!"
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Davros1 posted:It's like Zack saw Marvel's Adam X The X-Treme in the 90s and said "Nuh-Uh, I'll show them how EXTREME a blade guy SHOULD be!" Looks like Axl Low from Guilty Gear, except less 90s somehow
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To be fair, Whedon's Steppenwolf looks a bit more like the comic book version (the one with the helmet, not the hood).![]() But his version is so loving blah compared to even that.
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Four hours more like bore hours
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I have no knowledge of the character but why did the movies turn him into a grey thanos man instead of dude with a goatee?
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I have no knowledge of the character but why did the movies turn him into a grey thanos man instead of dude with a goatee? Probably to make him look more like Darkseid so it's more believable that he's Uxas' uncle. ![]()
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They were so sure that this was going to be a franchise that they started with Darkseid's least memorable lieutenant
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Cease to Hope posted:They were so sure that this was going to be a franchise that they started with Darkseid's least memorable lieutenant The little characterization scene he gets early on in Snyder's version added a lot I think. I fully blame Warner Bros for shooting themselves in the foot over this, and also Whedon for being a turd of a human being.
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Roth posted:The little characterization scene he gets early on in Snyder's version added a lot I think. I don't really want to turn this into SNYDERDOME or really get into the merits of either version of Justice League, I just think it's hilarious that they skipped past Desaad, Kalibak, Glorious Godfrey, Devilance, Granny Goodness and the Female Furies, and that goosestepping Nazi officer (whose name I can never remember) because they were so sure they were going to need more villains for a half-dozen movies. This movie was such a sure hit that they could afford to start with a weak villain, a guy whose original comics appearance is dying in Darkseid's backstory.
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Cease to Hope posted:I don't really want to turn this into SNYDERDOME or really get into the merits of either version of Justice League, I just think it's hilarious that they skipped past Desaad, Kalibak, Glorious Godfrey, Devilance, Granny Goodness and the Female Furies, and that goosestepping Nazi officer (whose name I can never remember) because they were so sure they were going to need more villains for a half-dozen movies. This movie was such a sure hit that they could afford to start with a weak villain, a guy whose original comics appearance is dying in Darkseid's backstory. Better show Virman Vundabar some got dang respect Steppenwolf looks like a punk BECAUSE he’s Darkseid shittiest lieutenant, but I know I know, Zack gotta have the Most Movie in his movie. So spike that mother up
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they should of had Big Barda in it because I'm horny for her
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 03:57 |
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indigi posted:they should of had Big Barda in it because I'm horny for her That’s not bad logic.
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