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Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

i am the bruce of the willis


oh, i get it now

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

i am the bruce of the willis


it's because he's covered in small horns, you see

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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mercenarynuker posted:

it's because he's covered in small horns, you see

he is also angry. mad, if you will

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Yeah the armor looks super intimidating but really the design is just to keep you from finding comfortable seating, just as soon as you get off work that poo poo hits the mofuggin ground it's an absolute war crime of a company uniform.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




Are the spikes on the inside, too? Might explain why the dude's so mad.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



War Gods remake looking... looking like War Gods

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


drat that looks so cool. Let's see what the genius suits came up with for the version they released in theaters...



Wow, Skyrim movie lookin'...horny.

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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Bogus Adventure posted:

drat that looks so cool. Let's see what the genius suits came up with for the version they released in theaters...



Wow, Skyrim movie lookin'...horny.

I thought Joss Whedon did the other ones

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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poo poo, I was goofing. Hollywood already ate itself, huh?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Royal Updog posted:

poo poo, I was goofing. Hollywood already ate itself, huh?

Not sure what you're referring to, but Hollywood will never not take the opportunity to jack itself off.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



See: the garbage movie Mank is gonna win Best Picture

Roth
Jul 9, 2016


The Snyder Cut owned

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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Bogus Adventure posted:

Not sure what you're referring to, but Hollywood will never not take the opportunity to jack itself off.

Whedon was drafted from Marvel to DC to save their lovely movie. 8 billion people on this earth, but gently caress it, call the Buffy guy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




*stares at the op for a good 10-15 seconds releasing a high pitched fart with a confused look on my face. Closes the window*

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol


why does this transformer have a racing spoiler on his head

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

the superfriends have to defeat their most dangerous foe yet: hostile architecture

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

darkseid:

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

he scraped his hand on a radioactive cheesegrater

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

New Genesis will fear the power of the fractal that walks like a man!!

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

luckily, the justice league was able to put the motherbox where he could never reach: a shelf above eye level

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

okay but where are fire man, ice man, bomb man, elec man, and guts man

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

that guy's hat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




You think he ever just shows up at Costco like that looking to pick up the last 2-3 things he needs to make dinner and the clerks see him walk in and like "Oh christ. Again?"

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

She's delusional,
"where's god", etc.
Completely suicidal.
One day she snaps.
She wants to kill herself
but she realizes that
teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.


Cease to Hope posted:

okay but where are fire man, ice man, bomb man, elec man, and guts man

I'm more of a legs man myself

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Royal Updog posted:

Whedon was drafted from Marvel to DC to save their lovely movie. 8 billion people on this earth, but gently caress it, call the Buffy guy

I love that Age of Ultron broke his brain and he felt he could use JL as a way to vindicate himself, lol

Roth
Jul 9, 2016


The story Fisher told about how Whedon would constantly call Diana Natasha is the funniest poo poo

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





It's like Zack saw Marvel's Adam X The X-Treme in the 90s and said "Nuh-Uh, I'll show them how EXTREME a blade guy SHOULD be!"

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

i am the bruce of the willis


Davros1 posted:

It's like Zack saw Marvel's Adam X The X-Treme in the 90s and said "Nuh-Uh, I'll show them how EXTREME a blade guy SHOULD be!"



Looks like Axl Low from Guilty Gear, except less 90s somehow

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

To be fair, Whedon's Steppenwolf looks a bit more like the comic book version (the one with the helmet, not the hood).



But his version is so loving blah compared to even that.

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013


Four hours more like bore hours

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



I have no knowledge of the character but why did the movies turn him into a grey thanos man instead of dude with a goatee?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I have no knowledge of the character but why did the movies turn him into a grey thanos man instead of dude with a goatee?

Probably to make him look more like Darkseid so it's more believable that he's Uxas' uncle.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

They were so sure that this was going to be a franchise that they started with Darkseid's least memorable lieutenant

Roth
Jul 9, 2016


Cease to Hope posted:

They were so sure that this was going to be a franchise that they started with Darkseid's least memorable lieutenant

The little characterization scene he gets early on in Snyder's version added a lot I think.

I fully blame Warner Bros for shooting themselves in the foot over this, and also Whedon for being a turd of a human being.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

Roth posted:

The little characterization scene he gets early on in Snyder's version added a lot I think.

I fully blame Warner Bros for shooting themselves in the foot over this, and also Whedon for being a turd of a human being.

I don't really want to turn this into SNYDERDOME or really get into the merits of either version of Justice League, I just think it's hilarious that they skipped past Desaad, Kalibak, Glorious Godfrey, Devilance, Granny Goodness and the Female Furies, and that goosestepping Nazi officer (whose name I can never remember) because they were so sure they were going to need more villains for a half-dozen movies. This movie was such a sure hit that they could afford to start with a weak villain, a guy whose original comics appearance is dying in Darkseid's backstory.

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell


Cease to Hope posted:

I don't really want to turn this into SNYDERDOME or really get into the merits of either version of Justice League, I just think it's hilarious that they skipped past Desaad, Kalibak, Glorious Godfrey, Devilance, Granny Goodness and the Female Furies, and that goosestepping Nazi officer (whose name I can never remember) because they were so sure they were going to need more villains for a half-dozen movies. This movie was such a sure hit that they could afford to start with a weak villain, a guy whose original comics appearance is dying in Darkseid's backstory.

Better show Virman Vundabar some got dang respect

Steppenwolf looks like a punk BECAUSE heís Darkseid shittiest lieutenant, but I know I know, Zack gotta have the Most Movie in his movie. So spike that mother up

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

they should of had Big Barda in it because I'm horny for her

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Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020

...big ol' thick pumpernickel...


indigi posted:

they should of had Big Barda in it because I'm horny for her

Thatís not bad logic.

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