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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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you know, I go home every night, turn on the news, see these congressmen and women getting out of their limousines with their law degrees. but you know for me, on main street, I'm still getting a nine dollar haircut, and you know, I drive a pretty nice van and for that i'm fortunate. but what I hate is that I'm becoming the one with the draconian policies. i'm becoming the vilified, you know? i manage a Quiznos and uh, these punk kids come in and uh, they expect a free bag of chips as our deal used to be. but you know times have changed and I've got to say - you want those doritos? well cool fuckin' ranch kid
     
 
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'll have a large chicken carbonara on white, hold the mushrooms 
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it's a free country u pervs
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do they still let you gently caress the oven like in that one quiznos commercial or have "times changed" from that, huh
 
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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I feel guilty, because I forgot to buy bagels and now the breakfast bagels I promised my family will be very disappointing.
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I once took a nap on the conveyor belt oven and when I woke up I was in bed next to a Chiptole Turkey Sub. I quickly got my pants on and was at the door, shirt in hand, when I heard her say
"Oh, you're leaving? I was hoping you would stay for breakfast. I ... had a great time last night"
"I... had a good time last night too. Uh, I have to get to work now but, uh, we should do this again sometime."
Lettuce flapping as she spoke, tangy chipotle mayo dripping slightly on the sheets, she said
"Call me after work?"
"Yeah, call you later"
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I lie awake in bed at night, thinking of the chance I had to gently caress an industrial toaster oven at Quiznos. But I threw it away. Because I couldn't read the signs.
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wow thought these was a QUIZno's but its sounding a lot more like a TESTy's
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I'm ready to suck down some Quiznos like I'm John Cougar Mellencamp suxking the freak out of some chili dogs at the Tastee Freez
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I once took a nap on the conveyor belt oven and when I woke up I was in bed next to a Chiptole Turkey Sub. I quickly got my pants on and was at the door, shirt in hand, when I heard her say
"Oh, you're leaving? I was hoping you would stay for breakfast. I ... had a great time last night"
"I... had a good time last night too. Uh, I have to get to work now but, uh, we should do this again sometime."
Lettuce flapping as she spoke, tangy chipotle mayo dripping slightly on the sheets, she said
"Call me after work?"
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