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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I have all knowledge in the universe, and all the knowledge of several alternate universes. Ask me any question and I will answer with absolute certainty.

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pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Why me?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
where da cash at?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Because of that time you pee'd yourself in a Target.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
can you find calamari near me

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

20 Blunts posted:

where da cash at?

41°53'24.0"N 84°04'02.6"W

Plant MONSTER. posted:

can you find calamari near me

See above

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mozi posted:

what is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

Deez Nutz

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i knew it

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
If asses produced flowers instead of poo poo, would that affect the temperature of the core of the sun?

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Who What Now posted:

41°53'24.0"N 84°04'02.6"W


See above

that will take me 175 hours by foot!!!

better get started! yum! i love calamari! : )

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

EorayMel posted:

If asses produced flowers instead of poo poo, would that affect the temperature of the core of the sun?

Yes. Completely unsustainable.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
What will be my next paying job?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Press Secretary

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
What is love?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

pnumoman posted:

What is love?

Its what keeps me from hurting my baby more.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Does every closed curve in the plane contain four vertices of a square?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Hell naw

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Are we allowed to ask more than one question?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What do I look like, a cop? (Questions may be answered with questions)

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
okay just checking thanks

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

is there any way to fix this timeline or are most of us just best off having the most fun possible before our rampant stupidity kills us off?

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
What happens when you divide by zero?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

is there any way to fix this timeline or are most of us just best off having the most fun possible before our rampant stupidity kills us off?

Both.

Government Handjob posted:

What happens when you divide by zero?

Basically like a toilet in reverse.







The take out just got here so the answer to every question until I get back is "8 fresh softboiled eggs"

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
How do I get a girl to like me?

e:

Who What Now posted:

the answer to every question until I get back is "8 fresh softboiled eggs"

Oh, okay i'll try that. Thanks!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can you ask a question even you can't answer :agesilaus:

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
what is my mom's middle name?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
What will TSLA be in 2 weeks?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

What will be the best game in the PS5's catalog by the time it's considered "old tech?"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

So what do you like to stick up your rear end, OP?

Who What Now:  8 fresh softboiled eggs.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
where'd i put my keys??

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
When will I die?

Please be "soon".

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


What's the deal with airline food?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



What is a Juggalo?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
When's the upcoming Civil War going to happen?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Why did the Delorean only get iced up on its first time travel trip in back to the future 1, and then it never got iced up again on other times travels

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


How's NIcole doing?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

What's a good way to spend my upcoming lottery winnings?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

What's a good way to spend my upcoming lottery winnings?

Huh, a $2 ticket.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

What do I have in my pocket?

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