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Gramps

how ya doin there sport? Did you win your little vidyagame? i'm gonna go fire up the grill, don't touch the thermostat while i'm out there ok?

# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:23

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:14

Prof. Crocodile

brb need to deckbrush the garage floor with soapy water then spray the soapy residue off with a garden hose.

# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

*slams on breaks* Someone's throwing away a perfectly good tree stump there. I'm gonna bring that home. That gonna be a good endtable after I lathe it up. Go spread the tarp out in the back seat.

# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:54

Gramps

yes, we can have ice cream for breakfast. Don't tell your mother

# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:55

The Voice of Labor

hold on. you want a hug because you fell down? nah, if anything you get a hug for not falling down

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:15

The Voice of Labor

*wakes up not mildly hungover

something is very wrong with my body

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:22

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

My dad had his legs amputated a few years ago for pretty depressing reasons but I still have the strong impulse to buy him Darn Tough socks every bday and Christmas before remembering, because I believe all dads radiate an immensely strong Darn Tough socks energy. I think in fact they should branch out and make Darn Tough mittens specifically for this kind of situation.

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

my father is currently in my house driving me nuts ama

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 01:43

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

Heather Papps posted:

my father is currently in my house driving me nuts ama

something about that old pirate joke

# ? Mar 22, 2021 01:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

fps_nug posted:

something about that old pirate joke

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 01:56

biosterous

Heather Papps posted:

my father is currently in my house driving me nuts ama

can you draw a dragon

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he/him

# ? Mar 22, 2021 03:40

Gramps

biosterous posted:

can you draw a dragon

can YOU draw a dragon? maybe the BYOB poster you've been looking for is in the mirror

# ? Mar 22, 2021 03:43

biosterous

Gramps posted:

can YOU draw a dragon? maybe the BYOB poster you've been looking for is in the mirror

i can draw a dragon yes! lemme see if it's on my computer or my phone

but in the meantime, while we're talking, gramps can you draw a dragon?

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he/him

# ? Mar 22, 2021 03:51

biosterous

here is a dragon i drew! as you can read from the info box, this was for inktober 2019. i drew link 4 or 5 things, because i kept forgetting, because adhd :buddy:

i am still happy with how i made the wing look vaguely leathery despite having no clue what i was doing

(you can also see the name of my-pretty-much defunct twitter, there is not much there worth seeing!)

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he/him

# ? Mar 22, 2021 03:58

Gramps

biosterous posted:

i can draw a dragon yes! lemme see if it's on my computer or my phone

but in the meantime, while we're talking, gramps can you draw a dragon?

# ? Mar 22, 2021 04:03

Prof. Crocodile

crossposting from Trashed Crew because it is doubly relevant to this thread

Prof. Crocodile posted:

# ? Mar 22, 2021 04:35

biosterous

some excellent dragons going on here

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 04:52

Gramps

biosterous posted:

some excellent dragons going on here

technically Prof Croc's is a drake or possibly a wyvern

# ? Mar 22, 2021 04:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Gramps posted:

technically Prof Croc's is a drake or possibly a wyvern

t'was but a wyrm

# ? Mar 22, 2021 04:56

Stoner Sloth

playing a game of d&d: dads and dragons

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 09:05

Twenty Four

my dad could beat up your dad

# ? Mar 22, 2021 10:33

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I could totally re-shingle the roof myself. It'd save a ton of money, and you kids need a summer project.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 15:53

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Woh nice thread ya got here, been meaning to fix up a thread in the basement myself; for the kids of course.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 18:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

biosterous posted:

can you draw a dragon

yes i will need a minute

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 18:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay maybe i actually can't draw a dragon. what is this?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 18:57

Gramps

Heather Papps posted:

okay maybe i actually can't draw a dragon. what is this?

Majestic.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:02

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Heather Papps posted:

okay maybe i actually can't draw a dragon. what is this?

My 1980s time-life book of dragons suggests this could be it

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

RickRogers posted:

My 1980s time-life book of dragons suggests this could be it

i gave the wyvern little t rex arms, so he can pick up sheep or cows to carry home for dinner

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:22

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Heather Papps posted:

i gave the wyvern little t rex arms, so he can pick up sheep or cows to carry home for dinner

Yeah it must be a wyvern, but with arms instead of legs....the book has no record of such a magnificent dragon.

I inherited this dragon book from my nerd dad and it has much powerful dragon-dad energy.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:38

google THIS

A dadgon

Which can refer to either a dad dragon or a two-dimensional shape with dad sides

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:58

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

A dadgon

Which can refer to either a dad dragon or a two-dimensional shape with dad sides

it can also be a mild curse

or what happens when ur dad says he's just going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back :cry:

# ? Mar 23, 2021 02:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Which one of you is my dad

# ? Mar 23, 2021 03:10

Derpies: by sebmojo

Does the internet have a dad ?

# ? Mar 23, 2021 03:52

Stoner Sloth

Derpies posted:

Does the internet have a dad ?

my god, it's full of dads

# ? Mar 23, 2021 05:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Teddy Thunders posted:

Which one of you is my dad

It's me. Sorry I haven't been around much, but it is taking an excessively long time to buy these cigarettes.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 14:55

nut

you did good, sportsfan

-me, alone in my room

# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:26

Prof. Crocodile

Derpies posted:

Does the internet have a dad ?

It's either Tim Berners-Lee, Al Gore, Goku, or a cat. Depends on which forum you ask the question in.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:19

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Dad for hire here.

Services I offer:

*Mild encouragement

*Authentic after-work odour

*Hobbies you have no interest in

*Tales as old as time

*Mild disappointment

*A comfy knee for story time

*Beard

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:09