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Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

who here loves pepperettes

# ? Mar 21, 2021 22:50

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 09:56

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

mods change the thread tag to something yummy didnt meant to do poo poo post.

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# ? Mar 21, 2021 22:52

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

MMM PEPPERETTES

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# ? Mar 21, 2021 22:52

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

pep pep pep pep pepperette

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:17

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

is she cool is she lame is she pepperette
pepperette pepperette nanananananananaa
pepperette pepperette in a MILLION

to the tune of pepper-ann

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# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:27

biosterous

they're pretty good op

they remind me of canoe trips, since that's usually the context for eating them

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# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:28

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

pepperettes in a canoe, much joy you'll accrue
pepperettes in a kayak, you will soon yack

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# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:35

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

canadian proverb

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# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:35

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

put the cured meat in my mouth please

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:31

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

going to the eglise but instead of getting pain de vie u get cut pepperette slices

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:32

Gramps

yet another part of Canadian culture that just makes me want to move there

# ? Mar 22, 2021 02:42

alnilam: Posting in the springtime

not much what's a pepperette with you

# ? Mar 22, 2021 04:25

Twenty Four

At first i thought maybe this was like a peppermint but I guess it is just like a beef stick or slim jim or whatever? I can get behind that!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 09:26

Finger Prince: "I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)

I never really considered that a pepperette was a Canadian thing, since slim jims are American and I figured they must have the artisanal equivalent there.
Strange to think that people would be amazed that you can walk into any small town gas station or convenience store or grocery and choose from a variety of locally made wrinkled up shelf stable meat sticks from a jar on the counter, just pull one out with your hands or maybe tongs if you're fancy (don't worry, germs cannot survive on a pepperette).
Perhaps I will get some and share with the thread.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 12:25

sk: (ヤイケス!)

I'm ready to SNAP INTO A PEPPERETTE tbh

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:02

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

Finger Prince posted:

I never really considered that a pepperette was a Canadian thing, since slim jims are American and I figured they must have the artisanal equivalent there.
Strange to think that people would be amazed that you can walk into any small town gas station or convenience store or grocery and choose from a variety of locally made wrinkled up shelf stable meat sticks from a jar on the counter, just pull one out with your hands or maybe tongs if you're fancy (don't worry, germs cannot survive on a pepperette).
Perhaps I will get some and share with the thread.

I actually only learned that pepperettes were a canadian phenomenon. Our slim jims are called hotrods btw

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 14:57

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

when the queen came to canada we tried stuffing her with pepperettes and she did not like it

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 22, 2021 18:03

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 18:15

Ventral EggSac

I came in here thinking this is what canada called banana perppers or pepperoncinis

I am vegetarian

# ? Mar 22, 2021 18:41

Gramps

to be fair

I only know about pepperettes because of Letterkenny. Obviously I've had them in various forms but it sure sounds like the canadian variety is superior

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:08

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:34

Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

is she cool is she lame is she pepperette
pepperette pepperette nanananananananaa
pepperette pepperette in a MILLION

to the tune of pepper-ann

is she weird, is she white, does she snack on pepperettes
and her mouth has no room

ty heather papps and luvcow

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:37

hot cocoa on the couch

for a long time i worked in a food distribution warehouse and i got product at cost, and i would buy these 4 kg cases of pillars pepperettes for like $25-$30, and eat them regularly as my post-work beer + meat/cheese snack. now tho i go up to the st. jacobs farmers market instead and buy these dope rear end landjaegers which, while more expensive, are the best pepperette i've ever had (honorary pepperette status, doesn't matter that they're tyrolean or w/e)

i fuckin love shriveled up dried meat

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:23

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

My friend says I have to try a brand called Grimms

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

for a long time i worked in a food distribution warehouse and i got product at cost, and i would buy these 4 kg cases of pillars pepperettes for like $25-$30, and eat them regularly as my post-work beer + meat/cheese snack. now tho i go up to the st. jacobs farmers market instead and buy these dope rear end landjaegers which, while more expensive, are the best pepperette i've ever had (honorary pepperette status, doesn't matter that they're tyrolean or w/e)

i fuckin love shriveled up dried meat

heartwarming, like two pepperettes connected at their tips.

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:30

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

if you ever see hewitt farms jerky or pepperrettes while buying gas, i highly recommend them.

also please check out the website for the services they offer: https://hewittcountrymeats.ca/

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Mar 22, 2021

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 22, 2021 21:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I did not know about pepperettes until this thread. Byob is a place of learning

# ? Mar 22, 2021 21:04

Finger Prince: "I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)

I went to the market and took pictures of many of the different pepperettes available there.

Long regular and turkey pepperettes (mild and hot) from the deli!

Artisinal Stickini™ (pepperettes)!

Pepperette selection from one of the butchers!

Exotic meat pepperettes!

Home made pepperettes from the Ukrainian deli!

I bought a honey garlic Pepperette from the tiny sad looking Ukrainian lady. I don't know why she looks sad, I think I may have caught her mid-sneeze. In hindsight this may have not been a good decision but I did not notice this until I looked at the picture. It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.
The pepperette is a little dry tbh, but it's pretty tasty and snaps like a twig.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 19:02

Finger Prince: "I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)

https://i.imgur.com/jcxRkFa.gifv

# ? Mar 31, 2021 19:04

take the moon

and ive never heard of a pepperette

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 01:58

cruft

Ventral EggSac posted:

I came in here thinking this is what canada called banana perppers or pepperoncinis

I am vegetarian

100% same

# ? Apr 1, 2021 02:09

cruft

Gotta say though, this is the best use of this thread tag that I have ever seen.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 02:11

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

Heather Papps posted:

put the cured meat in my mouth please

Heather Pepps

# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

So maybe one of the first times I've tried jerky was at the gift shop of a Native American museum village. It was superb! Then I tried various commercial jerkies over the years trying to chase that dragon but they are nowhere near as flavorful. Such a disappointment. But I guess it's good I don't have ready access to that delicious stuff since it's likely not very healthy.

On that note: My ethnicity's cuisine can be quite unhealthy as well. I mean there is probably a way to eat it without killing yourself but the standards are not exactly the Mediterranean Diet. And yet I feel like I'm somehow not being authentic when I try eating Med. Being neurotic is weird.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 1, 2021

# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:34

biosterous

take the moon posted:

im and ive never heard of a pepperette

ttm eat the pepperette

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# ? Apr 2, 2021 00:47

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
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Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
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Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

The pepperent is too drat high!

# ? Apr 2, 2021 11:40

nut

biosterous posted:

ttm eat the pepperette

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# ? Apr 2, 2021 11:41

im freaking the heck out: It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?

I had those here in Arizona, really good! They called them pork sticks though...and you get them from a place called the pork shop.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 13:22

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

What if I'm a pipette enthusiast? Is that close enough?

# ? Apr 2, 2021 13:46

Ventral EggSac

Plant MONSTER. posted:

is she cool is she lame is she pepperette
pepperette pepperette nanananananananaa
pepperette pepperette in a MILLION

to the tune of pepper-ann

Every time I see this thread I get the Pepper Ann theme song stuck in my head now

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 09:56

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

So they're kind of spicy, skinny landjäger?

# ? Apr 2, 2021 14:14

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