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The War is brewing and it is awful. There was a call to all summoners of monsters to go to The War. You are all Apprentice Conjurers who have one chance to summon an impressive monster to fight in The War, but you are not skilled enough to determine what you summon on your own. Post in this thread to find out what kind of monster you would summon to help fight The War. (Limit one summon per conjurer) This is a sequel to my last thread: The News You can see all of The Monsters for The War on Twitter here: http://twitter.com/monsters_war deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Mar 25, 2021 |
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I don't believe in The War, I only kill out of personal spite.
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Mar 22, 2021 21:51
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I'm summoning a monster girl???
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Mar 22, 2021 21:52
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Meme Poker Party posted:I'm summoning a monster girl??? Gross.
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Mar 22, 2021 21:54
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Dachshundofdoom posted:I don't believe in The War, I only kill out of personal spite. Malicious, and hateful... as the spell echoes from Dachsundofdoom's lips, a Jersey Laser Goblin springs forth from their fingertips  A spiteful goblin ejected from the all-star game for technical fouls, it now seeks to earn The Ring elsewhere; in The War Jersey # 07
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Mar 22, 2021 21:54
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::dusts off monster saddle, waits patiently in line::
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Mar 22, 2021 21:55
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Combo posted:Gross. You shouldn't call them gross, that's hurtful.
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Mar 22, 2021 21:55
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Oh I hope it's ever so big and thirsts for the blood of the unanointed. 
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Mar 22, 2021 21:56
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Meme Poker Party posted:I'm summoning a monster girl??? Meme Poker Party weaves their fingers through the air the same way a basketball player weaves the ball through the net and a Skeleton Girl jumps out of their hair.  The skeleton is sad because it has to go to The War..
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Mar 22, 2021 21:58
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Combo posted:Gross. Combo tries their hardest to summon a monster with their fists, but that's not how Monster Summoning works and so all they manage to do is reanimate some vegetables.  The Screambean is the reason we tell children to eat their vegetables. It's a dog eat veggies kind of world in the era of The War.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:00
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Carthago Delenda Est
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Mar 22, 2021 22:00
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I hope I get a cute one 
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Mar 22, 2021 22:02
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deep dish peat moss posted:The skeleton is sad because it has to go to The War.. Stay strong, Skeleton Girl. We'll get through this together, as we always have. Boku no darling...
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Mar 22, 2021 22:02
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Matlack Radio posted:::dusts off monster saddle, waits patiently in line:: Matlack Radio sings their spell like a moose call and coughs up feathers before the wondrous bard of nature the Harpee springs forth from their jaws  With an impressive wingspan of 8 meters it's a wonder you fit this one in your mouth.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:03
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deep dish peat moss posted:Combo tries their hardest to summon a monster with their fists, but that's not how Monster Summoning works and so all they manage to do is reanimate some vegetables. gently caress yeah Screambean lets win this The War.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:03
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh I hope it's ever so big and thirsts for the blood of the unanointed. Funky see Funky Do almost summoned a legendary Godzilla but they forgot to say their prayers...  The Secularzilla is almost as good but it does not have Divine powers or the ability to bestow blessings like Godzilla does.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:05
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The War cannot fail you, only you can fail The War.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:05
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Can I summon a monster using only farts? This is the question I would like to answer
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Mar 22, 2021 22:07
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Animal-Mother posted:Carthago Delenda Est Animal-Mother's edurite vernacular tore the summoning portal asunder and their summoning spell beam shot out of their bellybutton like a sausage machine and hit a nearby abstract painting  The beast immediately ran to build a base of operations in a nearby art museum.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:09
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I hope I get something with tentacles. Not for personal reasons; just, you know, tentacles.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:14
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Summoning things all willy nilly is pretty irresponsible
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Mar 22, 2021 22:25
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I shotgun a beer and then focus hard on summoning
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Mar 22, 2021 22:26
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ive been charging up my monster summon move for like 4 1/2 episodes now op, just waiting for u to make the thread, right now im in the back 3rd of the episode and im dripping sweat and grunting with every slight movement "NNNNNNGGGRRRRR, I... GGGRRRR... SUMMON YOU FOR... NNGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHH... THE WAAAAR!!!!!!"
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Mar 22, 2021 22:26
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I shall conjure an animeated shotgun to blast other monsters with lead
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Mar 22, 2021 22:27
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*scribes a lovely pentagram and puts moms votive candles on the corners* "Yooo Satan! Hook this poo poo up!"
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Mar 22, 2021 22:27
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Oooo neat Love this Gimme a sexy one please
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Mar 22, 2021 22:27
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I got a D in summoning 101. Do I still get to try? Edit: I also dropped out before finishing my magick degree
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Mar 22, 2021 22:28
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:"NNNNNNGGGRRRRR, I... GGGRRRR... SUMMON YOU FOR... NNGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHH... This seems like very unfortunate onomatopoeia Moss I don't think I want to summon next to this guy
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Mar 22, 2021 22:29
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Hazo posted:I hope I get a cute one Hazo threw in a bunch of japanese words at the end of their spell and it made their monster cute  It stole a Egg that it's bringing to The War
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Mar 22, 2021 22:29
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EorayMel posted:The War cannot fail you, only you can fail The War. EorayMel's cinematic blend of aggressive war-summoning with a dazzling hoopdancing routine was phenomenal. One of their fingers fell off and transformed into this athletic hunk,  Jersey # 00110110 00111001
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Mar 22, 2021 22:32
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Play posted:Can I summon a monster using only farts? This is the question I would like to answer Come on, Play, we all know that's the the classic summoning spell we all learned first. You summoned  Not much to say, just a classic Orc Soldier.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:33
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deep dish peat moss posted:A spiteful goblin ejected from the all-star game for technical fouls, it now seeks to earn The Ring elsewhere; in The War This is way better than the Jersey Crossbow Devil I had in the last War.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:33
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Hey guys! Summoning monsters for The War, huh? Heh, alright... Welp. See ya later! Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Mar 22, 2021 |
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Mar 22, 2021 22:33
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I wipe my cheeto-dusted fingers on my piss-stained robes and prepare my summoning incantation
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Mar 22, 2021 22:34
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deep dish peat moss posted:Come on, Play, we all know that's the the classic summoning spell we all learned first. You summoned I'm gonna summon one with legs, I believe legs are a good advantage in battle
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Mar 22, 2021 22:43
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A drunk dwarf with a hammer Edit: me irl Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Mar 22, 2021 |
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Mar 22, 2021 22:45
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COME FORTH GREAT AND TERRIBLE CREATION! MwahahahahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Mar 22, 2021 22:50
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I bet it would be something really cool
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Mar 22, 2021 22:52
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The War must happen. Let us go.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:53
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Can't go wrong with a big cat!
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