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i began my life as a pacifist but have had growing violent impulses towards powerful ghouls and also just annoying people with whom i have mundane interactions
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 20:34 |
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Olanphonia posted:itt wondering if war ever changes Olanphonia I have news for you. Fallout is bullshit. War... war always changes. From the earliest protozoan skirmishes to The War itself, war has been a constant cycle of changing ahead of your enemy. You summon.. the Dudercycle
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# ? Apr 4, 2021 01:19 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Olanphonia I have news for you. Fallout is bullshit. War... war always changes. From the earliest protozoan skirmishes to The War itself, war has been a constant cycle of changing ahead of your enemy. You summon.. the Dudercycle Two chicks at the same time
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# ? Apr 4, 2021 01:22 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Right now I'm waiting to hear back whether I will be approved to take a 3-month unpaid leave from work starting tomorrow to focus on my mental health, and also to develop a videogame, which would use many of these monsters as enemies (though probably re-drawn with more effort) so now that I need to start working on other art assets too I might not be updating this thread less frequently, but I'm still going to try to draw a minimum of 1-2 new monsters a day wishing you all the best in life, games, and The War, ddpm
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# ? Apr 4, 2021 02:14 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:spooky ghost summons the Benedictine Sisyphus. Eternally tugging his tower around, as soon as he gets it to a new monastery it is time to move it somewhere else Eerily relevant - thank you, O Great Summoning Portal!
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# ? Apr 4, 2021 14:59 |
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house of the dad posted:A cubicle that traps you inside of it for 8 hours and then when it does let you leave you have to rush to the dmv before they close in 20 minutes, but daylights saving time and it's already closed somehow house of the dad summons the next best thing, a Hall Monitor The Zombie Guy posted:Is it possible to summon the souls of dead monsters in order to re-animate their bodies and send them back into battle? Due to interfering with the laws of mortality, The Zombie Guy summoned a non-euclidean beauty pageant deadeyez posted:This looks like great fun and an excuse to lash out at the innocent deadeyez summoned a dead-eyed Sad Sack Straight White Shark posted:Those tiny hands aren't going to do this guy much good in The War. I call up my buddy Thing to give him a hand! Frank Frank posted:Posting to post.
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# ? Apr 4, 2021 18:10 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:
They are all gorgeous and I love them.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 07:47 |
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I cast summon monster.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 18:24 |
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Applewhite posted:I cast summon monster. Hey, what do you need?
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:53 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:PoptartsNinja can't help but do some weird ninja hopping thing while casting the summoning ritual and as an effect they have summoned The Pogo Man Pogo Man stats Constitution: Indomitable Gumption: Bouncy Favorite food: Stripper poles Friendliness: Yes please [REDACTED]: Would really like another Yaw control level: 2.5 Special ability: Pogo Man has been granted the strength and fortitude of two Pogo Men
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:45 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:spooky ghost summons the Benedictine Sisyphus. Eternally tugging his tower around, as soon as he gets it to a new monastery it is time to move it somewhere else Benedictine Sisyphus stats Cleric Spells: Healing Hand, Detect Elvis Gumption: Struggling Favorite food: Roadkill Friendliness: Will bore you to tears [REDACTED]: One more turn Yaw control level: 1.2 tons/sq inch Special ability: Immune to all faith-based insults
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:51 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Wow Rutibex you are a perfect fit for your creature the Space Odity because that's exactly what it is Space Odity stats Bacon Number: 3 Gumption: Spherical Favorite food: Swedish Eyeballs Friendliness: Can see into your soul (is not impressed) [REDACTED]: 12 G Yaw control level: 60 revolutions/minute Special ability: If you shake Space Odity like a snow globe, it will get really pissed
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:58 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:The Weed Vape gets your creative juices flowing and you don't even need to look at a reference book. SatansOnion summons a Tiger From Memory Tiger From Memory stats Alignment: Lawful Sneer Gumption: gently caress you Favorite food: Vegan kidneys Friendliness: Can't remember a time when it had friends [REDACTED]: no way Yaw control level: What's yaws with you? Special ability: Can make you forget how to ride a bicycle
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:05 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Xenocides summons a pesky Monorblin, it may not be the best diplomat but it's willing to give The Enemy a stern talking to Monorblin stats Birth place: Knife Crime Dungeon, Wales Gumption: 6 Favorite food: Pickled IKEA furniture Friendliness: World champion of intimidating hugs [REDACTED]: 12 times Yaw control level: No Special ability: Jorts of Great Power
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:11 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Sunswipe summons a Baseball Bat (from memory) Baseball Bat stats Denomination: Orthodox Ruthian Gumption: Whops! Favorite food: Stale hot dogs Friendliness: Like a battering ram [REDACTED]: Third base Yaw control level: Straight Special ability: Can bean a batter in the nuts
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:15 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:The Lipis Lazuli has been waiting for a radical summoner like you, Leos Klein Lipis Lazuli stats Wisdom: 97 Gumption: Eh, anyway Favorite food: Soup Friendliness: Kisses like no one is watching [REDACTED]: Decent Yaw control level: yawesome Special ability: I mean, like, those lips. Dude.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:19 |
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I like smoke weed and cummin in my pants. I would like my monster to reflect this please
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 00:11 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Baseball Bat stats Alternate special ability: Can batter a nut in the beans
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 00:22 |
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generally corny 50s american sales peep smokin a pipe means not a necromancer. generally.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 00:57 |
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Well I didn't get tiem off work but I did summon new monsters Uncle Enzo posted:You all are only guests of the War. I was raised by it. Molded by it. I didn't know peace until I was already a man, and then it was nothing to me. Uncle Enzo congratulations you are now a father, you are the proud father of an Island Colossus! yikes! posted:maybe we should make peace or love instead Because Yikes likes to hide from the fight their innermost desires materialized as a Sillhouwhale... or maybe that's just a weird shadow. Mr. Sunshine posted:gently caress yeah! I slather on corpse paint and use the hosed up bullshit logo for my death metal band as a summoning circle! Mr Sunshine's grim outlook on the summoning lifecycle leads to an avatar of dread springing forth from their noggin, it's a Pesky Shadow! big version
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 01:12 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Space Odity stats Alternate [REDACTED]: Past 100 thousand miles
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 01:31 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Well I didn't get tiem off work but I did summon new monsters deep dish peat moss posted:Mr Sunshine's grim outlook on the summoning lifecycle leads to an avatar of dread springing forth from their noggin, it's a Pesky Shadow! gently caress yeah, I love my non-distinct giant shadow thing!
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 23:15 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Dash Rendar is the Star Wars version of a sketchy hoodlum if I remember right. SRQ summons a Sketchy Hoodlum. Sketchy Hoodlum stats Stealth: Irreverent Gumption: Five-ish Favorite food: Sun-dried cockroaches Friendliness: 7 [REDACTED]: Wanted in five star systems Yaw control level: M Special ability: Exudes an aura of malevolent pettiness
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 23:21 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:HugeGrossBurrito the time is finally here, and as you float to the summoning circle the only thing on your mind is summoning a huge gross burrito except the tortilla is a monster and the adobo is its soul, and as a result you summon a Puppet Master Puppet Master stats Shameful secret: Has never heard of Eric Wanderbelt Gumption: The gumptiest Favorite food: Burritos (preferably non-gross, but he's not picky) Friendliness: Haha you thought i had no friends but i was just pretending [REDACTED]: Worrisome Yaw control level: Yaws boss Special ability: The ghost head can launch like a goddamn missile
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 23:27 |
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I get drunk, make a pentagram out of salt, cut my palm on a sharp piece of quartz, and summon:
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deep dish peat moss posted:nunsexmonkrock's summon is too dead to bite but it can make something for the rest of us to bite... it's a Head Chef w/ a side of Terracotta Cheese! Head Chef stats Signature dish: Coq au cognac Gumption: 5 Favorite food: Food is for plebs Friendliness: gently caress off [REDACTED]: Never Yaw control level: 8 Special ability: Knows the 12th secret way to cook a steak Terracotta Cheese stats Damage: 6d12 Bludgeoning Weight: 36 lbs Color: Rare
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 23:35 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Cobra Commander's failure is mostly due to being a scrawny nerd summoner mage who spends all their time with books, so of course they summon a Tome Raider Tome Raider stats Publisher: Extinct Gumption: You'd think so, wouldn't you? Favorite food: Flan Friendliness: 5.6 [REDACTED]: Gibson is a hack Yaw control level: Mulsh Special ability: Remember that cool thing in that one novel? Yeah, he can do that.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 23:40 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Lieutenant Dan's mirthy demeanor despite losing his legs in The Last War brings forth a being of pure joy, the Mirthworm! Mirthworm stats Mirth level: Exuberant Gumption: I guess Favorite food: Happy manure Friendliness: Annoyingly friendly [REDACTED]: I'm not crying, it's just my aquarium contact lens leaking Yaw control level: Alpha Romeo Special ability: You will be happy, or you will be dead
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 23:46 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:What's this? BigHead summoned a Smugbug?? Smugbug stats Confidence: Unfounded Gumption: 3d level Favorite food: Something complicated and expensive Friendliness: Will tolerate you [REDACTED]: Blue, but like, really blue Yaw control level: Special ability: Cannot be perturbed
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deep dish peat moss posted:The Lipis Lazuli has been waiting for a radical summoner like you, Leos Klein its always lipis isnt it
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:29 |
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Cheekily posting again in hope that no one notices I already summoned and am trying to double dip like a real rear end
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:35 |
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I think they all went off to The War and left us behind
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 00:13 |
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simplefish posted:I think they all went off to The War and left us behind war is hell
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 14:12 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 20:34 |
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My monster skipped the draft, he's a conscientious objector and a shame upon all monsterkind
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