Throwing out the baby with the bathwater

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Escape From Noise

Look, I don't have the time to sort everything right now. I threw out the bathwater and I guess the baby went with it! Why was I throwing bathwater out the window instead of using the drain? I don't have time for all these questions! Look! Here's my card! Go buy another baby! Geeze!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:03

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:33

Ventral EggSac

I'm the baby! Whoa! Hey pal, I'm still in here, in the bath! HEY! Whaoooaoaa, you threw me out too, now I'm slippin and sliding down this hill with all the bathwatah!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:52

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

The bathwater corrupted the baby, it turned glassy and dark like obsidian and a dull fire raged within so they had to get rid of it. The water smelled like oil afterwards, they think something went wrong with the transmission

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:54

nut

we've detected baby in the town's only water supply

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:55

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I heard a voice coming from a sewer drain and I looked in the drain and saw a baby and the baby looked at me

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:57

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Well of course you throw baby out with the old bathwater, even if it is not yet defective; because the cost of new baby is not that high it just makes sense to do at the same time and save on the work costs

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

For sale: bathwater, never used

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:46

FutonForensic

baby got wrecked lol

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:14

Ventral EggSac

I'm at the bottom of the hill with the other babies, they've built a mud city here, the economy is based on selling your bathwater online.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:22

Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

baby got wrecked lol

straight up owned lmao

# ? Mar 23, 2021 21:47

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

The babies only have access to Madden NFL 2k12

# ? Mar 23, 2021 21:53

take the moon: by sebmojo

Escape From Noise posted:

Look, I don't have the time to sort everything right now. I threw out the bathwater and I guess the baby went with it! Why was I throwing bathwater out the window instead of using the drain? I don't have time for all these questions! Look! Here's my card! Go buy another baby! Geeze!

looks like throwing out the baby caused a bit of a probe-lem.... lol

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

don't tell anyone, i was actually trying to get rid of the baby. the bathwater was just a perfect excuse.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:16

nut

so at what point is it really more babywater than

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

so at what point is it really more babywater than

you can tell when it's crossed the threshold by the color

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

you can tell when it's crossed the threshold by the color

brown/yellow

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:24

google THIS

My nosy coworker all like "Um excuse me, that's the bathwater bin, the baby bin is the green one."

Like whatever lady, you know they probably empty it all in the same dumpster anyway.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 01:56

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

hey has anyone seen my baby? i left him in the bath and went for a smoke (of weed cigarettes)

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 02:03

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

Having a at-home water birth seemed like a good idea at the time

# ? Mar 24, 2021 02:22

Escape From Noise

I'm the baby! Gotta ~~love me!~~ throw me out with the bathwater!

# ? Mar 24, 2021 02:52

Escape From Noise

Myth Busters attempting to confirm or bust the baby with the bathwater myth.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 06:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

It's almost impossible to get a baby down the drain

# ? Mar 24, 2021 13:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I strain the bathwater through a collider to avoid this. A few tiny babies might slip through, but it catches most of them.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:09

alnilam

Escape From Noise posted:

Myth Busters attempting to confirm or bust the baby with the bathwater myth.

Everyone on set barely able to lift a tub with 8 gallons of water and a baby inside, certainly not able to casually toss the contents out the window. But they bring in a strongman who barely manages to do it.

PLAUSIBLE

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:16

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Buttchocks posted:

For sale: bathwater, never used

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:13

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

dunno how its over the lake, but here in europe most towns have treatment plants able to separate babies from the bathwater, so its nbd

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:17

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

paris was the first to implement it after the fateful babywash of 1747

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:18

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

sorry guys but new environmental regulations say it's illegal to throw your baby out with the bathwater. Instead, you have to call me, Barco Fiesta, to take the baby and put it in my famous all-baby symphony orchestra.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 07:34

A CRAB IRL: If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

In some areas of the country u have to use filters to remove baby and stop the bathwater ruining your kettle. I think it's got something to do with limestone

# ? Mar 26, 2021 08:39

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm the baby! Gotta ~~love me!~~ throw me out with the bathwater!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 08:52

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

https://www.thecut.com/2018/08/are-baths-too-hot-for-testicles.html :nws:

# ? Mar 26, 2021 10:46

xcheopis

Buttchocks posted:

I strain the bathwater through a collider to avoid this. A few tiny babies might slip through, but it catches most of them.

Are you using the large collider?

# ? Mar 26, 2021 16:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Carefully remove the baby, drain the water and then chuck the bathtub out the window

# ? Mar 26, 2021 16:49

FutonForensic

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Carefully remove the baby, drain the water and then chuck the bathtub out the window

too complex could not follow... i drained water FROM baby and threw baby out window and now i have bathtub and no baby..... how do i fix.... thx....

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:04

Escape From Noise

Baby and bathwater are part of a set. They cannot be broken up!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:07

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

"It's such a shame that you don't have the original matching baby! As a set the two are worth at LEAST $20,000, but the bath by itself? Probably not more than $50."

your friend sk fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 28, 2021

# ? Mar 27, 2021 22:20

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i tell ya, i�m so absentminded that after giving the baby a bath i realized that i had wrapped up the bathwater and thrown out the baby!

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 22:25

Twenty Four

Making two trips to throw out the bath water, then coming back for the baby, because it was too heavy to do in one trip.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 01:05

Robot Made of Meat

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It's almost impossible to get a baby down the drain

Mr. Rogers assured us of this very fact.

Up until that time, I had never been terrified of such a concept.

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:33

take the moon: by sebmojo

confused, looking at my two options as to which i should throw out

the baby... the bathwater? the baby... the bathwater?

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:22

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