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Lol so a loving huge Taiwanese cargo freight ship ran aground hardcore in the Suez canal, and dozens of ships are blocked from passing: https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkdjzb/cargo-ship-suez-canal-dick-pic-ever-given Oh and it drew a sick dick pic via ocean GPS plotter while doing it!  Every single dot on this map are other cargo container ships waiting:  So far multiple tug boats have been unsuccessful in refloating the behemoth AEMINAL fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Mar 24, 2021 |
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I had a massive cargo ship block everything else in my suez canal once
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Mar 24, 2021 18:36
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Seems like they're attempting to dig it out: But then.. this is what a cargo ship looks like below the waterline:  So yeah, a massive loving chode is stuck in the side of the Suez Canal lmao
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Mar 24, 2021 18:38
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AEMINAL posted:Seems like they're attempting to dig it out: gonna need a bigger truck to unfuckle that mess
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Mar 24, 2021 18:39
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We have to massage it slowly up the sides of the bank unitl it gets to the headwaters. That's a lot of ships, what's the Suez canal's refractory period?
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Mar 24, 2021 18:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiQOCX9UbM
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https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1374684223852969990
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Mar 24, 2021 18:58
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is that the ship carrying your moms dildo OP
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Mar 24, 2021 19:01
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Supreme Allah posted:is that the ship carrying your moms dildo OP LOL!!!!
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Mar 24, 2021 19:04
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crates full of bigfoots
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Apparently this is the current state of maritime traffic in the area, which  I also read that apparently now ships are having to go around South Africa to get to Europe, which is historically a really awful place to have to sail and one of the main reasons the Suez was built in the first place 
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Mar 24, 2021 19:15
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1) how did this happen 2) what's on the ship
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Mar 24, 2021 19:17
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I'm the stuck cargo ship in the OP
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They should just load the ship up with explosives and blow it the gently caress out of the water.
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Mar 24, 2021 19:26
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:1) how did this happen Supreme Allah posted:is that the ship carrying your moms dildo OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
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Mar 24, 2021 19:29
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AEMINAL posted:Every single dot on this map are other cargo container ships waiting: I clicked on a bunch of them. Like 2/3rds seem to be oil or crude tankers.
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Mar 24, 2021 19:29
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Toot toot out of my loving way
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dads by the millions flocking to suez to stand around with their hands to their hips going "yup. that's a doozie you got yourself in there."
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holy poo poo lmao that voyage still sucks major rear end
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Mar 24, 2021 19:37
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Is there anywhere to see an actual manifest of what is in those containers or at least a ship like it?
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Mar 24, 2021 19:45
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Welp, that's what happens when you ship a whole lot of sand magnets that are attracted to sand
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AEMINAL posted:Every single dot on this map are other cargo container ships waiting: 
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AEMINAL posted:Lol so a loving huge Taiwanese cargo freight ship ran aground hardcore in the Suez canal, and dozens of ships are blocked from passing: Probably shouldn't have stacked the containers so high that it is blocking the view from the bridge lol.
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Psh just get to the Atlantic through the Panama canal instead, past India and Australia, can't miss it.
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Shinjobi posted:holy poo poo lmao that voyage still sucks major rear end Just due to time, or are there other factors?
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Mar 24, 2021 19:57
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I hope there is nothing on the ship except funko pops IMO
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Did they try rocking it back and forth to get it loose?
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Dandywalken posted:Just due to time, or are there other factors? Iirc It's the transition between the warm indian and the cold Atlantic oceans that can throw up wicked weather and waves and it just is generally rough to get through. For most of history it's been a dangerous voyage and there are a lot of ships that have made that area their permanent home I could be wrong but that's what I seem to remember EDIT: I might be thinking of Cape Horn, but regardless, it still sucks rear end Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Mar 24, 2021 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:crates full of bigfoots *bigfeet 
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Sorry bro, canal's closed. Gotta go the other way. Yeah just sail in that direction for about six weeks and follow the stuff that looks like land. You got an astrolabe right?
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Mar 24, 2021 20:13
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Having to go 'the long way' is also probably going to expose those ships to a poo poo load of piracy as well.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:*bigfeet 
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Mar 24, 2021 20:23
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I can’t believe they’re still making OG XBoxes
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Mar 24, 2021 20:25
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 I'm no boatologist but I feel as though this would actually make the situation worse
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Mar 24, 2021 20:26
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lubbers should have just went around the cape
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Mar 24, 2021 20:28
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The captain is probably one of those assholes that cuts across 3 lanes of highway traffic so he doesn't miss his exit
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containers full of $1 USB leads and fake airpods
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Mar 24, 2021 20:33
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Seems like if you’re a captain you should know how to keep your boat in the water but what do I know?
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Knormal posted:I have just the solution: whats the the simpsons fetish for things that dont fit into other things
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