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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



lol

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/bhangbhangducx/status/1374629944953692160?s=20

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
this is the dumbest thing

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I'm currently amazed at the structural integrity of the ship and the conditions in which she ran aground that there's no torsion or other warping forces that could threaten to tear the hull apart

that it's just a big pointy thing on the front of the ship is lmao

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?
This may be the funniest thing to happen in the Suez Canal to date

commielingus
Jan 23, 2021

by Athanatos

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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RBC posted:

this is the dumbest thing

If this isn't empty quoted every page till boaty allahface is unstuck you should all be shamed.

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

Just stating the obvious that if your global system can be shattered by a sideways boat it was probably pretty lovely anyway

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Just in Time Crisis

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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BF2142 | SUEZ CANAL 24/7 | NO CHOKEPOINTS SPAWNCAMPS

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1375115719231336461?s=20

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
That excavator seems to be making some good progress. Maybe if another excavator started digging it could speed things up?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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human garbage bag posted:

That excavator seems to be making some good progress. Maybe if another excavator started digging it could speed things up?

you know this ends one way

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

human garbage bag posted:

That excavator seems to be making some good progress. Maybe if another excavator started digging it could speed things up?

Thats the only excavator in town.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
have they tried sending a bigger boat into the canal to plow the first one through?

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Plank Walker posted:

have they tried sending a bigger boat into the canal to plow the first one through?

This is the biggest boat.

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

they should just keep sending more and more boats to unstuck the big one

eventually the built up pressure will shoot all of em out of the canal

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


extremely embarrassing for the whole
world imo

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

they could also build a second, better, canal alongside the 1st one

leave the Evergreen there as a monument to man's hubris

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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or ya know, end up making boattown being they're all stuck together. Worth it for an exchange of....5 billion dollars a year for Egypt?

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?

Plank Walker posted:

have they tried sending a bigger boat into the canal to plow the first one through?

No. Everyone in charge of this rescue operation is a coward and a dolt

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

RBC posted:

this is the dumbest thing

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
they should get some of those nano wires from Three Body and dice that motherfucking boat up

commielingus
Jan 23, 2021

by Athanatos

E Depois do Adeus posted:

Just stating the obvious that if your global system can be shattered by a sideways boat it was probably pretty lovely anyway

The covid and boat economic apocalypse

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

RBC posted:

this is the dumbest thing

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

just build another canal around it.
The boat has claimed that one

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

incoherent posted:

or ya know, end up making boattown being they're all stuck together. Worth it for an exchange of....5 billion dollars a year for Egypt?

this is the most movement that the seasteading thread has seen in years

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

im gonna lol so hard if this has a domino effect that kicks off the coming economic disaster for america

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

That's a big fuckin boat

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

godspeed you stuck boat

pls destroy capitalism tia

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


did anyone predict this in the march thread? cause it's a good one

commielingus
Jan 23, 2021

by Athanatos

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

im gonna lol so hard if this has a domino effect that kicks off the coming economic disaster for america

sideways boat accomplished what bin laden and the ussr could not

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

im gonna lol so hard if this has a domino effect that kicks off the coming economic disaster for america

This only hurts Europe cause Chinese goods reach america over the pacific. This actually helps america because europe will now buy fewer chinese goods since the shipping costs will go up, so there will be more supply for the US, and hence lower prices

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

human garbage bag posted:

This only hurts Europe cause Chinese goods reach america over the pacific. This actually helps america because europe will now buy fewer chinese goods since the shipping costs will go up, so there will be more supply for the US, and hence lower prices

goddamnit

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

it rules op, it rules. nothing we do can stop this ride now

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

human garbage bag posted:

This only hurts Europe cause Chinese goods reach america over the pacific. This actually helps america because europe will now buy fewer chinese goods since the shipping costs will go up, so there will be more supply for the US, and hence lower prices

This is good for the silk road rail route

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i wonder if some number cruncher is putting together a power point to just bomb this into pieces or something

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

arent the container ships from asia to america also experiencing blockages

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ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

smarxist posted:

i wonder if some number cruncher is putting together a power point to just bomb this into pieces or something

its one tomahawk missile michael, how much could it cost?

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