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*looks at the somethingawful dot com forums* No... I can't. I'm not worthy of posting there. I can't desecrate this holy place with my posting
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Sjs00 posted:Jesus. Well I do that all the time except its skateboards down overpasses. gonna take out the Italian steel single speed bike in a bit
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Mar 27, 2021 17:21
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Chinatown posted:gonna take out the Italian steel single speed bike in a bit hell yeah I'd tell you to wear a helmet but thatd be hypocrisy
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Mar 27, 2021 17:41
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Chinatown posted:i fuckin ripped it up dude. hit some black super steep runs from the tippy top yeah ripped the seat of your pants and got laughed at fuckin nerd
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Mar 27, 2021 17:48
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I think op was scared away by the probe. Good going guys, lost another goon
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Mar 27, 2021 17:48
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hes probably just gonna lurk for another 15 years
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Mar 27, 2021 17:59
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Derpies posted:This but lizard tits 
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Mar 27, 2021 18:14
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gently caress SNEEP posted:classic I can respect it.
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Mar 27, 2021 18:27
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Coward !!!
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Mar 27, 2021 18:31
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Derpies posted:Coward !!!  
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Mar 27, 2021 19:14
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Upon the giant black grenade there are etched words. "This is not a place of honor. No good posting happens here."
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Mar 27, 2021 20:31
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You just made the biggest mistake of ur life OP. You just incurred my noob crushing wrath. You've exposed your greatest weaknesses before me. prepare to get TROLLED n00b
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Mar 27, 2021 20:38
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While you've been studying our posting, I've been studying the BLADE, op
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Mar 27, 2021 21:23
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Mar 27, 2021 22:06
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Bad Purchase posted:this is the worst post and worst op i've ever seen I'm trying as hard as I can.
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Mar 27, 2021 22:38
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you will never conquer my sweet sweet rear end
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Mar 28, 2021 02:16
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this is a cute one
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Mar 28, 2021 02:23
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:you will never conquer my sweet sweet rear end is that a challenge?
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Mar 28, 2021 02:29
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the key to good posting is to find a funny poster and then wait 10 pages and just copy/paste what they said because nobody actually reads old posts so they will think it's an original and funny post.
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Mar 28, 2021 02:45
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the key to good posting is to find a funny poster and then wait 10 pages and just copy/paste what they said because nobody actually reads old posts so they will think it's an original and funny post.
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Mar 28, 2021 02:46
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the key to good posting is to find a funny poster and then wait 10 pages and just copy/paste what they said because nobody actually reads old posts so they will think it's an original and funny post.
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Mar 28, 2021 02:58
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I've been a member here for about 16 years now. My last post was five years ago. I rarely post, however.... I try to follow the old adage of LURK MOAR. I prefer to remain in the darkness, behind the curtain,... like some creepy, pervy voyeur...watching all that goes on here but rarely participating. The reason for this is simple, though... I fear having my rear end completely handed to me. You all are an extremely frightening bunch. You're masters of insults, kings of laying waste to someone's topics, professionals in newbie bashing.... it's all quite traumatic. So I stay away. Even though I know a lot of the history, and I know the types of personalities here, and yes, even though I am protected with stairs in my house (is that even still a thing?), I know the rules.... I was told to ask myself "Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?". I figured, well, yes...perhaps this may be interesting to a few, but a lot of you all appear to be harsh judges.....I fear for my sensitive, emotional feelings. That if I make ANY new post or topic, extreme hellfire will rain down on me in the form of words and becoming the forum's plaything at least until the mods decide it's been played with as a toy enough to finally be put out of its misery and move it to the Toxic Waste Dump. In fact, this is probably where you're reading this thread right now. How can I change? How can I become a member of that inner group? How can I be accepted? What does it take to become a goon and admired, accepted, and maybe even LIKED among other fellow goons? I mean, I've read the rules... I've lurked tons (16 years)..... I've only made 18 posts (now 19 with this topic) in that time..... If anyone is a lurker, it's me, trust me. And yet, I still have no idea how to be a goon or what it takes to become one. Teach me! I'm a willing student. I want to become one. I'm willing to go through any initiation you might have. You want I should be a pledge, of sorts? Teach me the goon ways. Tell me the goon secrets. Does anything involve a live chicken?
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Mar 28, 2021 03:03
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the best time to start posting was 16 years ago. the second best time is now.
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Mar 28, 2021 03:07
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16 years ago i was a babbling toddler playing flash games on the cbeebies website my posts would've been great
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Mar 28, 2021 03:09
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i made my best posts on the inside of my mother's womb
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Mar 28, 2021 03:53
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^ that's a good setup, somebody use it
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Mar 28, 2021 03:56
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Bad Purchase posted:^ that's a good setup, somebody use it yeah i made a good post on the inside of your mother's womb too HEYOOOOOOO
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Mar 28, 2021 03:59
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Op went back into hibernation.
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Mar 28, 2021 04:03
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he just stepped out a minute to get some taco bell he'll be back right? he'll be back right?
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Mar 28, 2021 04:04
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he told me he was going to the store for some cigarettes
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Mar 28, 2021 04:05
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hbag posted:yeah i made a good post on the inside of your mother's womb too HEYOOOOOOO l-o-l
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Mar 28, 2021 04:16
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hbag posted:he told me he was going to the store for some cigarettes He?
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Mar 28, 2021 04:44
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Spinz posted:He? smh at this shameful misgendering of an OP who quite clearly identified as a porpoise on their profile.
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Mar 28, 2021 04:48
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Mar 28, 2021 04:55
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the key to good posting is to find a funny poster and then wait 10 posts and just copy/paste what they said because , because, because uh, because..... gently caress
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Mar 28, 2021 05:05
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Lmbo op is so afraid to post that it caused them enough anxiety to write that poo poo
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Mar 28, 2021 05:16
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currently in the process of writing a letter to ofcom to request permission to post on somethingawful
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Mar 28, 2021 05:18
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Op tell us what you think about doob shack and caro
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The first step on the road to enlightenment involves accepting that you will never be a good poster namaste
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