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I'm going to ask the reddit admins to SHUT THIS ThREAD DOWN!
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i'm a little embarrassed to say it, but here we are on page 9, and i just now noticed op's hidden messagequote:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > This place is far too intimidating. well done
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Apr 1, 2021 02:11
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I’m pray ing for the op to recover from his probe
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Apr 1, 2021 02:16
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Alan?? Alan Oox???
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Apr 1, 2021 02:24
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op should have just crunched on some croutons, as i suggested or ravaged some ritz or laid into some lays or dominated some doritos or trucked some triscuits maybe even cheesed some cheetos what a joke
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Apr 1, 2021 02:30
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op asks for a paper crown at the burger king
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Apr 1, 2021 02:37
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The lifeguard wearing women's shoes makes this tantalisingly extra gay.
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Apr 1, 2021 10:31
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rip san, thought of posting and died
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Apr 1, 2021 12:53
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rest in piss op i love you
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Apr 2, 2021 13:03
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:rest in piss op i love you He died in fear and agony just like Christ on the cross
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Apr 2, 2021 13:04
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May I reminisce on a post that was so pure in its simplicity that it is still in the top 3 of posts I laughed hardest at on these forums. It was a thread on Jesus or something and Chinatown popped in and literally only said "He died in agony" Still can't be topped. That so simple a post made me laugh until i ripped huge rear end and hacked up a lung
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Apr 2, 2021 13:06
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:rest in piss op i love you i dont and im glad theyre gone
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Apr 2, 2021 13:44
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OP I hope you post again, maybe in a different thread so you don't feel like you have to reply to everyone that said anything in this one, it's not expected I think or Post your gonad(s) in this thread
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Apr 2, 2021 18:20
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what the gently caress do you want OP a massage? gently caress off
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Apr 3, 2021 00:25
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Sjs00 posted:what the gently caress do you want OP a massage? gently caress off Yes, he does
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Apr 3, 2021 00:25
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Hey OP, I didn't read the thread but I came here with some advice for you, if you haven't already tried it I would recommend being very handsome, funny and charming.
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Apr 3, 2021 00:31
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Or, if lacking in all of these important qualifications, 
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Apr 3, 2021 01:11
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Is the OP another one of those with a humiliation fetish? That seems to be spreading faster than the furry fandom. Well, anyway, good luck!
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Apr 3, 2021 01:26
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Palpek posted:Is the OP another one of those with a humiliation fetish? That seems to be spreading faster than the furry fandom. Well, anyway, good luck! Is there a plague of furries I've been unaware of?
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Apr 3, 2021 01:37
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Meme Poker Party posted:Is there a plague of furries I've been unaware of? Yeah, that's the 7th Bowl of God's Wrath mentioned in the Book of Revelation. Looks like the apocalypse is a-comin'.
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Apr 3, 2021 01:54
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deep dish peat moss posted:Hey OP, I didn't read the thread but I came here with some advice for you, if you haven't already tried it I would recommend being very handsome, funny and charming. It's not cool to steal my shtick like that.
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Apr 3, 2021 04:11
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Literally A Person posted:It's not cool to steal my shtick like that. 
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Apr 3, 2021 04:15
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deep dish peat moss posted:very handsome, funny and charming. i'm sorrr what are thse
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Apr 3, 2021 05:01
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BigBadSteve posted:The lifeguard wearing women's shoes makes this tantalisingly extra gay. is he about to clock the broad? Or the Crab?
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Apr 3, 2021 05:16
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It's freaking me out how much this looks like an old friend of mine wearing a silly disguise. Like, really freaking me out.
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Apr 3, 2021 05:20
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I know this will be hard to accept but your friend has a secret life of being a stock photo model. You should reach out and pull him back from that abyss before it is too late
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Apr 3, 2021 05:55
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OP, come back and give us one more post, even if it's just to say goodbye. If this is to be the end, we will face it together.
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Apr 3, 2021 06:13
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blight rhino posted:is he about to clock the broad? Or the Crab? He's about to jerk off Abbott & Costello, who are just outside of the panel. Also, the crab kills the woman, and the guy in the water drowns, but is reincarnated as "The Mariner" in Waterworld.
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Apr 3, 2021 06:31
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Gutter Phoenix posted:He's about to jerk off Abbott & Costello, who are just outside of the panel. I accept this as canon. Someone drag the OP back. We need closure.
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Apr 3, 2021 07:22
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I havent read any posts, whats going on
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Apr 3, 2021 07:51
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Bismuth posted:I havent read any posts, whats going on This place is far too intimidating.
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Apr 3, 2021 15:13
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This place is fart. Oo, intimidating.
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Apr 3, 2021 17:36
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Bismuth posted:I havent read any posts, whats going on Talkin poo poo about poo poo
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Apr 3, 2021 21:52
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Bismuth posted:I havent read any posts, whats going on op called u names u gonna take that?
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Apr 3, 2021 22:07
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Yeah. That should give you an idea of my posting habits. It's been, what?... 8 months? I ALMOST stayed away longer. I figured, why not give it another 2 years... maybe 3? Or 5 at the very most. But then I figured "Well, if you go away for another five years and come back, chances are nobody will be around anymore who remember you". I mean, who remembered me from when I FIRST registered and posted a few times wayyyyy back in 2004?? I don't think anyone. So here's my bi (mmm... bi) yearly cameo. Look, guys...... girls? .... whoever reads this... ....this is a nice place. I feel it's a great place, even. It holds so much hidden potential (and not so much hidden potential). There is no doubt this place is grand and has very clever and witty banter, intelligent posters who often hide behind crude jokes and stale memes, and a very odd--yet strangely heartfelt---caring for fellow goons, I find. I just don't think I fit in here very well. I'm finding it hard to get into posting here, simply because I feel like an outsider. Look, I'm familiar with message boards. I was a 5 year moderator at the SDMB, if any of you know that board---and a near 20 year member there where I regularly posted for 15 years. I have potential too, yanno. I could post here regularly for 15 years (if I lasted that long--which I don't feel that I would).... but... ...again, I don't feel like I MESH well with others here. You all are smart and intelligent and all, yes... ...but I'm more;....technical. I'm wordy. gently caress, I'm VERY wordy, okay? There,.. I said it. Look at this reply here, even. Already I can feel and sense--like the Jedi traits I have--that people will be quoting this and responding with "TL;DR". Most of my posts, if I stayed and became a regular poster would be "TL;DR" posts. People here seem to like the IMMEDIATE. The HERE AND NOW. The poo poo OR GET OFF THE POT... i.e "make your loving point and make it in under 25 words" ... with 'pee pee' and 'poo poo' jokes and references to jacking off optional. And yet, AGAIN, there is a certain "INTELLIGENT" feel among you all, all of the posters here. Like you all possess the ability to be smart and have actual, long, logical conversation when you want to. That's how I'd be, quite often, in my posts here.................and I admit, that just doesn't fit in with the style here. I don't fit in. Here is what would probably happen if I stayed and every posted daily and regularly: 1. I'd post 90 percent of my posts just like this. "TL;DR" types, novel-length, very reasonable and logic based and technical, sure--like a writer might write a post (which---I am, by the way. A writer) 2. I'd get mocked for it, probably put on probation again.... and then toyed with by member and mod alike--being the butt and brunt of many jokes--- until you all tired of me and just eventually, outright banned me. 3. ??????? 4. PROFIT! And so... I prefer just just post periodically. Extremely periodically. And always trying to adhere to the old adage of "LURK MOAR!!!". After all, can one really LURK TOO MUCH?? I don't think so. This may be my last post for a few years. Or ever. Unless you can convince me to stay with dick pics, showing tits, free beer, comic books, and dank memes.
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Nov 27, 2021 02:04
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Nov 27, 2021 02:08
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You are a moron OP
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Nov 27, 2021 02:10
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:You are a moron OP Tell me something I don't know. Also, this is exactly what I was talking about 2 posts up. See? It's already started. I CALLED IT. BAM. CHECKMATE. I PREDICTED THIS TREATMENT, MANG. How do you feel now? Knowing all of your moves were already seen through my psychic blowhole?
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Nov 27, 2021 02:11
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SAN posted:Yeah. That should give you an idea of my posting habits. It's been, what?... 8 months? You can read my threads, friend. There are a lot of rear end holes here, but their threads suck. Mine are cool and good. Feel free to join in the fun.
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