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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004






Tonight the Bulls debut new superstar big man Nikola Vucevic acquired from the Orlando Magic for Wendell Carter Jr., the Remains of Otto Porter, and two tantalizing ASSETS in a bold trade telling vile GARPAX to get into the toilet because there are new sheriffs in town.

With Vucevic in tow, the main questions for the Bulls are will they win the NBA Championship this year or will long-suffering Bulls fans have to wait all the way until 2022 to hang a 7th banner from the rafters of the United Center?

The new era of the Bulls starts tonight in San Antonio.







VOOCHPOSTING

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Zach LaVine on new teammate The Vooch

quote:

Ive always wanted to play with a dominant big. Were obviously going to have to figure out our chemistry, but with a guy like that who is so talented offensively, dominant in the post, in the mid-range; he facilitates, he can pop for the three. I think a combination of us in pick-and-roll, pick-and-pops, is going to be (special), LaVine shared.

This post is also reserved for Troy Brown Jr. mixtapes and posting about the Montenegro National Basketball Team

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Vooooooooooooooch

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




no Theis tonight

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Stacey King is jacked and juiced

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




xbilkis posted:

Stacey King is jacked and juiced

i can't wait for him to come up with Vooch catchphrases

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Tfw one player can give you the hot sauce and take advantage of a mouse in the house

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




stacy just screaming VOOCH! THE VOOCH IS COMING

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




although i don't want it to happen it would be somewhat funny if the bulls get completely stomped tonight

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Pat44

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




VOOCH BUCKET

IT'S OVER FOR YOU HOs

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Stacey trying to mimic the Mazda zoom zoom voice VOO VOO

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




vucevic's head shape is incredible

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




with no theis and kornet and wendell gone, we might see some felicio minutes

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




lmao the bulls are a playing Literally No Defense

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


It might be hard to add a new center who isn't good at defense midseason to a team that isn't good at defense

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




xbilkis posted:

It might be hard to add a new center who isn't good at defense midseason to a team that isn't good at defense

they really should be starting Thad, you can't have vuc and lauri out there waving in ballhandlers like they are on an aircraft carrier landing planes

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




feel good about aminu since he's wearing boozer's number

e: oh what a move from Coby!

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



xbilkis posted:

It might be hard to add a new center who isn't good at defense midseason to a team that isn't good at defense
I believe the point of the game is to score as many points as possible :smug:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

No sense of smell? No problem! Just take one dose of Dr. Weinstein's miracle cure and you'll feel right as rain!



I've been reliably informed by chicago fans that this vucevic guy isn't as good as luc longley and will presumably be unable to do better than lucs 9/5 career with the bulls

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


(Faintly) Voo.....voooch.....

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




man this sucks

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009



there is good geometric synergy between vooch's chin and sato's eyebrows. i wish the bulls the best of luck.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




lauri markkanen make a single wide open three challenge

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends


Plaster Town Cop

Lauri's hair is getting dark

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




lol i was so excited for this


same old bulls

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




honestly i'm thinking of rage-closing this thread

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Good thing the Bulls got top-4 protection on their pick

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009



R.D. Mangles posted:

honestly i'm thinking of rage-closing this thread

wait until a bit into the third at least. There's a chance that the rim the bulls are shooting on is bent

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



Lmfao

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




MISS ME YET?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends


Plaster Town Cop

I dont think the bulls are very good

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



Katana_Warrior posted:

wait until a bit into the third at least. There's a chance that the rim the bulls are shooting on is bent

It doesnt matter, it looks like they'll bend the one on the other side too.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

No sense of smell? No problem! Just take one dose of Dr. Weinstein's miracle cure and you'll feel right as rain!



The bulls should get rid of their players who are all offense no defense but also can't score on teams who try to play defense

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch



mastershakeman posted:

The bulls should get rid of their players who are all offense no defense but also can't score on teams who try to play defense

so you're saying to contract the bulls

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009



hifi posted:

It doesnt matter, it looks like they'll bend the one on the other side too.

lmao

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

R.D. Mangles posted:

honestly i'm thinking of rage-closing this thread

Lol

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




lmao this is the one time bulls fans have had anything resembling hope in 3 years

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