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wimsy



bleh! I vant to smoke some veed!

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wimsy



bleh! my psychiatrist vants me to take Vellbutrin!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

MTV




Dracula and the Rum Tum Tugger doing poppers

Stoner Sloth



Drugula


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


Getting drugs prescribed by Dr. Acula



ty blaise rascal

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

I am the mighty Count Dracula and I will sweep, sweep, sweep the thralls that are humanity from the face of the globe.

But first we must spray, spray, spray the deodorizer so my mom doesn't get suspicious. And pour some Visine in my eyes.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

The blood of a sativa smoker is energizing and the blood of an indica smoker is relaxing. They say it's all hybrids now and the distinction never made sense anyways but I know how I feel after I feed, don't I?

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Bright Bart posted:

The blood of a sativa smoker is energizing and the blood of an indica smoker is relaxing. They say it's all hybrids now and the distinction never made sense anyways but I know how I feel after I feed, don't I?

Not a big fan of indica smoker blood. Gives me coffin-lock.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Drugula vs. Drunkula

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Why does the pharmacist always laugh when I ask for more vitamin-D? I have a serious deficiency!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

It's Let the Right One In but the tween is tripping balls giving explanations having forgot if he mentioned the whole thing is a fun game he and his classmates played, while nonplussed parents look on worried.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

dank-wing duck-ula

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??



Pretty sure this is the only correct answer on this test question so far

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




His son, Alugurd

wimsy



Bright Bart posted:

I am the mighty Count Dracula and I will sweep, sweep, sweep the thralls that are humanity from the face of the globe.

But first we must spray, spray, spray the deodorizer so my mom doesn't get suspicious. And pour some Visine in my eyes.

Lol

wimsy



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Drugula vs. Drunkula

Drugula: experiences coffin-lock, the munchies

Drunkula: turns into a bat with a human dick at the office Christmas party

PostsYouCanDanceTo



What is a man? [flings bong aside] A miserable little bowl that's been cached!

Nosfereefer



smackula

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Mar 28, 2021


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

wimsy



I vant to do some vippets! ah ah ah!

google THIS




There's a Rob Zombie parody somewhere in here but I don't know how to extract it

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



wimsy posted:

I vant to do some vippets! ah ah ah!

wimsy



Dracula: [hypnotically] Sublime was an underrated band.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Bright Bart posted:

It's Let the Right One In but the tween is tripping balls giving explanations having forgot if he mentioned the whole thing is a fun game he and his classmates played, while nonplussed parents look on worried.


https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

Spring 2021 sig brought to you by Pot Smoke Phoenix
Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

take the moon



dracula the most trusted to handle street level deals

cuz he never fucks up the count lol



sig by heather papps

sig gob by khanstant

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dracula huffing paint from a paper bag because it's sucking on something other than your neck and he's trying to turn over a new leaf, ok?

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*ice-t on law and order voice* kids are out here shoving cloves of garlic into their noses, call that poo poo the transylvania express.


https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

Spring 2021 sig brought to you by Pot Smoke Phoenix
Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

take the moon



magic cactus posted:

*ice-t on law and order voice* kids are out here shoving cloves of garlic into their noses, call that poo poo the transylvania express.

lol



sig by heather papps

sig gob by khanstant

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Getting my man drac a mcgriddle.

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



drawing blood from your victim but sending it to a lab first to see if it's really worth drinking


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

wimsy



magic cactus posted:

*ice-t on law and order voice* kids are out here shoving cloves of garlic into their noses, call that poo poo the transylvania express.

super sweet best pal



google THIS posted:

There's a Rob Zombie parody somewhere in here but I don't know how to extract it

We need Weird Al

Twenty Four




take the moon posted:

dracula the most trusted to handle street level deals

cuz he never fucks up the count lol

lol Sesame Street vibes while someone is getting impatient for their stuff while "The Count" slowly measures something out going "One, ah hah! Two, ah hah!"

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


EMTs constantly breaking into his crypt while he's asleep and giving him narcan.

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


Buttchocks posted:

EMTs constantly breaking into his crypt while he's asleep and giving him narcan.

You need the one with the silver needle



ty blaise rascal

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



alnilam posted:

You need the one with the silver needle

No man, that's werewolves, I keep telling you!
Vampires you gotta use the wooden one, in the heart like an adrenaline shot.

Vei


Buttchocks posted:

EMTs constantly breaking into his crypt while he's asleep and giving him narcan.

lmfao

Slumpy




*wolfman OD's, gets slammed into the back of my dragula*


Ventral EggSac



Twilight but it's 121 minutes of Kristen Stewart getting sooper dooper high

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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Drack taking LSD and jumping out windows, but he's absolutely fine and also smoke now

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