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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



You've heard of Blade, now how about Blazed. Blazde. Lol Blazede. Man I'm fuckin Blaked.

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Joey McChrist







*rises up from coffin but instead of standing straight up continues falling forward* haha wheee


spring sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

google THIS



Edward: (staring at his hands, pupils as wide as saucers) Duuuuuude check it out. My skin like, sparkles in the sun! (giggles)

Bella: I'm sure it does.

nut


Buttchocks posted:

EMTs constantly breaking into his crypt while he's asleep and giving him narcan.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

hbag


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7iX3s67Zps



bottom sig by Heather Papps, pretty based

wimsy




dracula on drugs, listening to this: cool.

Macnult



good song & band and iím not even dracula

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



"I vant to smoke ur veed!" Bro shut the gently caress up you still owe me for two full zips, I'm not fronting you any more. I don't give a gently caress if you're the king of the damned.

wimsy



Teddy Thunders posted:

"I vant to smoke ur veed!" Bro shut the gently caress up you still owe me for two full zips, I'm not fronting you any more. I don't give a gently caress if you're the king of the damned.

Night after night Dracula flies into ur room and steals a nug until you are dry as a Texas gulch in July

Twenty Four




Hugula gets his fix from the embrace of friends and loved ones

take the moon



count dankula



sig by heather papps

sig gob by khanstant

Nosfereefer



vlad the inhaler

Twenty Four




Nosfereefer posted:

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lol

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Nosfereefer posted:

vlad the inhaler

Shut it down this is the funniest one and the combo is

wimsy



Nosfereefer posted:

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Stoner Sloth



Nosfereefer posted:

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Entropic

patriarchy sucks


The Vampire LSDat

wimsy



Entropic posted:

The Vampire LSDat

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




draculas never have trouble finding a vein


tyvm hbag

wimsy



Dracula has high blood pressure, for which he takes drugs

wimsy



Dracula voice: Wiagra

Nosfereefer



children of the night, what abusives they take

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Apr 3, 2021

Joey McChrist







instead of taking out a knife to sample the goods drac just drives both fangs into the key of coke and starts suckin


spring sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

The Klowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

Nosfereefer posted:

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Riotgrrill



limbless count dracula selling his story to vice in order to support his krokodil addiction vs. blue chipper hipster who flew out to st. petersburg only to find out that the drac only appears as a blur during the edit

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sk

(ヤイケス!)




Nosfereefer posted:

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