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bleh! I vant to smoke some veed!
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Mar 28, 2021 14:21
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Apr 25, 2024 23:29
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bleh! my psychiatrist vants me to take Vellbutrin!
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Mar 28, 2021 14:22
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I am the mighty Count Dracula and I will sweep, sweep, sweep the thralls that are humanity from the face of the globe.
But first we must spray, spray, spray the deodorizer so my mom doesn't get suspicious. And pour some Visine in my eyes.
Lol
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Mar 28, 2021 21:40
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Drugula: experiences coffin-lock, the munchies
Drunkula: turns into a bat with a human dick at the office Christmas party
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Mar 28, 2021 21:41
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I vant to do some vippets! ah ah ah!
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Mar 29, 2021 01:58
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Dracula: [hypnotically] Sublime was an underrated band.
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Mar 29, 2021 03:22
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*ice-t on law and order voice* kids are out here shoving cloves of garlic into their noses, call that poo poo the transylvania express.
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Mar 29, 2021 09:16
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dracula on drugs, listening to this: cool.
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Mar 30, 2021 16:37
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"I vant to smoke ur veed!" Bro shut the gently caress up you still owe me for two full zips, I'm not fronting you any more. I don't give a gently caress if you're the king of the damned.
Night after night Dracula flies into ur room and steals a nug until you are dry as a Texas gulch in July
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Mar 30, 2021 23:21
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Apr 1, 2021 02:42
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Apr 3, 2021 20:58
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Dracula has high blood pressure, for which he takes drugs
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Apr 3, 2021 23:34
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Apr 25, 2024 23:29
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Dracula voice: Wiagra
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Apr 3, 2021 23:34
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