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So, I pull up a Youtube of someone playing a video game for my eight-year-old kids and up pops an ad that starts, "there is a strain of bacteria that will make your balls bigger!" Thanks, rear end in a top hat. So this turd-in-a-skinsuit has a company making garbage remedies for ailments that do not exist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syy5MsTyZtU The thing is I believe his claims: He clearly has about 150 pounds of poop inside of him. Their own website has this as the FIRST review they list for their own product: I have a sensitive stomach, so this was too much for me. I used it for 3 days and by the end of day 3, I was going #2 every 15minutes or so. It was waking me up at night and I really couldn't function throughout the day. Despite my drinking tons of water, I was super dehydrated and lethargic. It took me two days to bounce back. I would recommend this product as a supplemental laxative if you have guts of steel. The product did what it advertised, but was just too strong for me. Anyway, what are your experiences with fake remedies and/or people talking about testicles in front of your kids? Also, I was assured, repeatedly, that this was NOT an Arby's drive-thru. Fuckers lied to me!
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Mar 28, 2021 19:43
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little tiny beans will make the hog look bigger, count me out of this one
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Mar 28, 2021 20:14
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Love to poo poo and have huge balls.
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Mar 28, 2021 20:59
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if there's one thing that all men secretly desire, it's uncomfortably large balls
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Mar 28, 2021 21:04
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I get this ad too How did they know
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Mar 28, 2021 21:07
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I'm still not sure what a probiotic is. Every time I see that word my eyes glaze over and I get mass effect flashbacks.
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Mar 28, 2021 21:12
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Do you have an affiliate link op?
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Mar 28, 2021 21:15
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Dear Watson posted:I get this ad too So is it making you’re balls bigger then or.. 
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Mar 28, 2021 21:17
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I took a huge poo poo this morning and had to use the plunger.
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Mar 28, 2021 21:17
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Mozi posted:if there's one thing that all men secretly desire, it's uncomfortably large balls I secretly desire uncomfortably large dolls, is there a supplement for that?
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Mar 28, 2021 21:45
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Drunk Nerds posted:So, I pull up a Youtube of someone playing a video game for my eight-year-old kids and up pops an ad that starts, "there is a strain of bacteria that will make your balls bigger!" Thanks, rear end in a top hat. That bacteria is in the women's probiotic I take lol
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Mar 28, 2021 21:55
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I have lovely tinnitus and so before I resorted to being on a med I'd rather not to make it more tolerable I spent about four years trying every supplement some random rear end in a top hat claimed to have success with, provided it was something you could either get at a conventional place like GNC, or some weird nootropic that I had a specific reason for being interested in (like Fasoracetam, a super disappointing experiment that I was so sketched out about that I got two different samples from different vendors and had them GC/MS'd....) Anyway, here's my takeaway: * Some supplements that get hocked for tinnitus get hocked for almost anything you can think of. I'm talking about stuff like fish oil, DHA, etc * There's a ton of recent science about the gut biome which is poorly if at all understood, but this absolutely hasn't stopped probiotic manufactures etc from making very dubious claims like "this strain of bacteria will make you calmer!" (that specific claim was actually made about the same species listed in OP as a Ball Intensifier, based on a study showing an increase in GABA receptor density in the brains of rats that were forcefed tons of it. None of the claims being made about probiotics or gut biome profiling withstand real scrutiny * anything that says "these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA" is more likely to hurt your wallet than help you. May or may not be more likely to hurt your wallet than your body. * there do exist a large number of legitimately psychoactive plants and chemicals that are sold as supplements, from valerian to melatonin. However, plant extracts are going to be subject to massive variations in quality / concentration / etc. * after five years of wasting time and money loving around with this bullshit I gave up and just took the god drat script from my doctor, so now I'm dependent on a drug I'd rather not be but it actually helps the problem unlike all this bullshit so if anyone wants a closet full of every god drat supplement you can think of shipped to them, you pay postage!! Joan posted:That bacteria is in the women's probiotic I take lol Lactobactillus strains are in basically every yogurt I eat, too, though I'd have to look to see if it's that exact one. I think the one linked to anxiety in rats was l. rhamosus or something like that. e: yea: https://www.pnas.org/content/108/38/16050 That study is both super interesting and also about five steps away from saying anything at all about what happens when a human consumes this. Cabbages and Kings fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Mar 28, 2021 |
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Mar 28, 2021 21:56
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Use newpipe on mobile for ad-free YT experience OP
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Mar 28, 2021 23:08
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Joan posted:That bacteria is in the women's probiotic I take lol But did it make your balls bigger? Also, is there really a market share that wants bigger balls? They are already uncomfortable.
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Mar 28, 2021 23:33
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Yeah any guy who cares about the size of their balls is weird. Like there's a reason microballs aren't even a thing
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Mar 28, 2021 23:47
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I was with one 40 yr old guy who had like childish balls. They were small and pale, almost hairless and you could see the little red vein micro capillary deltas very clearly. They were giant turn off but I also didn't really care. It's It's not like balls ever turn me on 
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Mar 28, 2021 23:50
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I think balls used to be bigger, in the past
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Mar 28, 2021 23:52
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My kids stopped peeing themselves when I started giving them a daily supplement of laxative. Bodies are super weird
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Mar 28, 2021 23:52
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What if the man driving the cart was leading the pig to the market in order to have his balls turned into supplements? Is he grinning because the balls are huge, or because of the profit to come??
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Mar 29, 2021 00:41
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Was the Balldo invented to aid in this process???
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Mar 29, 2021 00:45
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im more into the shape of the balls. im eating the bacteria that grows on the bottom of my fridge after i saw on reddit it would make my balls cuboidal. if anyone can recommend other supplements for different shapes i would really appreciate it
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Mar 29, 2021 02:05
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I've lost a ton of weight and am getting into a form of "shape" and it's making my dick and balls look normal instead of shriveled and sad. 
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Mar 29, 2021 02:23
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I think balls used to be bigger, in the past "there were giants [balls] on the earth in those days" - Genesis 6:4
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Mar 29, 2021 02:25
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I've lost a ton of weight and am getting into a form of "shape" and it's making my dick and balls look normal instead of shriveled and sad. Nice! Great job. Most people, me included, have gone the other way this year.
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Mar 29, 2021 02:36
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The bacteria this guy is talking about is commonly found in pig pens
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Mar 29, 2021 02:40
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Cabbages and Kings posted:* after five years of wasting time and money loving around with this bullshit I gave up and just took the god drat script from my doctor, so now I'm dependent on a drug I'd rather not be but it actually helps the problem unlike all this bullshit so if anyone wants a closet full of every god drat supplement you can think of shipped to them, you pay postage!! What drug worked for tinnitus for you?
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Mar 29, 2021 02:55
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Cabbages and Kings posted:* there do exist a large number of legitimately psychoactive plants and chemicals that are sold as supplements, from valerian to melatonin. However, plant extracts are going to be subject to massive variations in quality / concentration / etc. Not if you do it properly. Supercritical CO2 extraction should be able to isolate I guess most compounds giving you over 99% purity of whatever. Spinz posted:I was with one 40 yr old guy who had like childish balls. They were small and pale, almost hairless and you could see the little red vein micro capillary deltas very clearly. They were giant turn off but I also didn't really care. It's It's not like balls ever turn me on It's sweet of you to tell us these lies but even when trying to profess how little it matters you can't help but mention how small balls are a giant turn off.
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Mar 29, 2021 03:12
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Weka posted:It's sweet of you to tell us these lies but even when trying to profess how little it matters you can't help but mention how small balls are a giant turn off. Eh, you make a good point. But, "They were giant turn off but I also didn't really care" is everybody in a singles bar at closing time.
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Mar 29, 2021 03:15
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Weka posted:Not if you do it properly. Supercritical CO2 extraction should be able to isolate I guess most compounds giving you over 99% purity of whatever. Small, pale, hairless All 3 And as I've said many times I'm not really a fan of balls. I do realize that's not nice to say because I mean if any guy said you know I really don't like vulvas I'd be kind of offended so I get it. I'm honest though I'm not lying when I post. All guys come with balls though and guys are great. We are all a package deal. 
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Mar 29, 2021 03:15
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Cabbages and Kings posted:[url]https://www.pnas.org/content/108/38/16050[/url] Lmao 
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Mar 29, 2021 03:16
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Spinz posted:Small, pale, hairless I'm googling around, and barfing, but not finding anything about hairless testicles. Did he shave them? Seems super weird. Edit: I don't mean to body shame, just in case this is some common characteristic. Just not finding more than 1 post on the internet about hairless balls. Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Mar 29, 2021 |
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Mar 29, 2021 03:18
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she said he had childish balls, have you'd tried googling for those?
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Mar 29, 2021 03:22
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imagine having such small, hairless balls all your life. you'd probably feel pretty teste
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Mar 29, 2021 03:24
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Bad Purchase posted:she said he had childish balls, have you'd tried googling for those? gently caress. No. Like the best case scenario I'd get this:  Again, that's best case scenario
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Mar 29, 2021 03:27
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A tastefully sized scrotum, hairless, pristine, and fair. Red and blue veins dancing atop the milky facade. Hardly a wrinkle interrupting the smoothness of its modest expanse. A beanbag of impeccable provenance.
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Mar 29, 2021 03:37
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suck on my giant nuts, op
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Mar 29, 2021 03:50
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Love to poo poo and have huge balls. 
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Mar 29, 2021 03:51
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Hell Yeah posted:suck on my giant nuts, op So that poo poo works? Or like are you saying that figuratively?
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Mar 29, 2021 03:53
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Drunk Nerds posted:I'm googling around, and barfing, but not finding anything about hairless testicles. Did he shave them? Seems super weird. I don't know he was an alcoholic Filipino and he was like early forties
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I told this story before. He got a friend and I really baked and we were all sitting and bullshitting in his kitchen on a hot day. He was going to go play tennis later and he crossed his legs and this little hairless ball was clearly visible hanging out of his shorts because it was stuck to his thigh. We couldn't stop giggling and we just couldn't say anything I couldn't say anything I just couldn't.
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