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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Colonel Cancer posted:

You could make a lot of money if you were a young rapper who came out with a single about ascending to heaven and giving Jesus a tasteful blowjob.

I think they're only allowed over-the-clothes in Heaven. Maybe a rub 'til completion?

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Khanstant posted:

I like the song too but it's kind of stretch to say it's about gay sex just because you can take the lyrics out of or in context to make it seem sexual. Plenty of songs don't use sexual language but are still talking about sex. Likewise, Montero uses sexual language but really it's talking about non-sexual things.

I wanna feel on your rear end in Hawaii
I want that jet lag from fuckin' and flyin'
Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin'

Like, if you're a 14 year old you might think this was some horny thing to say, but through a more mature lens you can see the real commentary

edit: Just sayin, you could say all that in church if you bleeped out the f-bomb and everyone would nod and get it, wouldnt take it the wrong way

I've said that at church. Maybe that's why I'm not welcome any more.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Yeah ben shapino and stunt_enby are basically the same poster. What's with the meltdown in this thread? Read most of it but can't quite figure out why weirdos are mad.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

ben shapino posted:

there is something very wrong with your brain

Don't brain shame me

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