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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

LanceHunter posted:

Ah, the eternal dilemma of the modern internet atheist: Trying to decide what you hate more...evangelicals or a successful black man.

:hmmyes:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
As a rational unbeliever , let me just drag my disgusting soulless bulk right in here and proclaim how much I hate narcissists

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

ben shapino posted:

i hope he does "find jesus" in a year and then that ends up being a big hoax culminating in an even gayer music video

Are you saying that he'll have a foursome with Jesus, the father and the Holy ghost in the next music video?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just imagine how much money you could make reselling devil shoes to some fundie pastor to burn at 1000% markup

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

sweet thursday posted:

For sale: Satan's shoes, never worn

Duh Satan's got hooves, if you want used Satan shoes you oughta look for horseshoes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

hbag posted:

this implies satan is a bottom

gently caress

Satan is verse :devil:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
So how does making GBS threads your pants in public lead to the lucrative employment as a right wing spokesperson anyhow

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lmao gently caress

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think this is pretty strong evidence towards the world being an absurd simulation

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Please don't murder Satan, they're just doing their divinely assigned job

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODnZv80pzKU

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

its all nice on rice posted:

And here I totally forgot Lordi existed.

They've been going down the drain since 2006 lol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You could make a lot of money if you were a young rapper who came out with a single about ascending to heaven and giving Jesus a tasteful blowjob.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just imagine actually having a Twitter :rolleyes:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I only get pms from crazy people

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lol if you feel even a smidgeon of embarrassment over anything instead of :justpost:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just because your dad bombed the wtc don't mean you have to hate all Muslims :colbert:

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