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Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Meme Poker Party posted:

It's a well done video. Very powerful horny energy. However, an inherent aspect of lamia is that they are exclusively female, so that creature is just a horny snake man. Perhaps a naga.

Uhhhhhhh

1) it's 2021 bitch
2) read a book

Aristophanes - The Wasps posted:

the unwashed balls of a Lamia

# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 00:29

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:13

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LanceHunter posted:

I mean, yeah. That is gradually. Roman times were several thousand years after the development of religion and myths like the punishment of Sisyphus in the afterlife (for being an especially wicked person/ruler) was already ancient by the time Rome Christianized.

While a particularly bad fellow might get a particularly bad punishment, the common view in the classical Greek world seems to have been that most people ended up in hades. For example see the Odyssey, where heroes specifically called out as being particularly good are there. Mostly the new testament uses the word "hades" where it's translated to hell and the intended audience was significantly helenized so probably had a fair understanding of the idea.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 20:51

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

I'm a straight rural dwelling Christian and I want to gently caress him so yeah seems to be working.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 09:44

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Dang I wish I could eat my own rear end in a top hat and also that the rear end surrounding it looked as good as lil nas x

# ¿ Apr 8, 2021 23:40

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Vince MechMahon posted:

There's no distinction between most country and just lovely southern rock at this point, and hasn't been since the rise of New Country with Garth Brooks. Hank III is right about it being mostly trash now. Johnny's hurt was absolutely real, good country though. So was old Town road. The real part, not the old part. It's got the spirit.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 08:08

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great big cardboard tube posted:

Gay country music you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdT_BygNBZs

This isn't working for me, what was it?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:47

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

its a beautiful country song about fellatio

What's the name of the song, I need more gay country for when I do my country and western DJ thing.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 12:03

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Its called I sucked another dick last night by wheeler walker jr

Thanks pal.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 22:21

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teardrop posted:

Satan definitely got played by him. Had Satan thinking it was just a lap dance then all of sudden lil nas x breaks his neck.

That's probably how satan gets off.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 05:15

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Can you two arseholes shut up so we can go back to talking about which music genres should get way gayer? I'd suggest metal but for all I know they're just growling about huffing dong already.

Weka fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Apr 14, 2021

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 10:08

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Royal Updog posted:

Nothing gay 'bout the Dolly Parton genre

Western? I think I finally understand the difference between both types of music now.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 12:27

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

It's nice he's selling shirts for both major American religious denominations.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 21:43

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CPL593H posted:

Let me tell you something about gay porn. There is every goddamn niche available but try to find a video where short guy fucks a tall guy and you will NEVER loving find it. This is why everyone thinks that there are no short tops.

WELL WE loving EXIST AND IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME THE CULTURE CAUGHT UP WITH US!

Anyway I'd recommend searching for videos with terms or phrases like these: "a man having sexual intercourse with another man" or "two gentleman intimately enjoy each other's company" or "nasty pig gets fist hosed".

I saw like two or three on xvideos when I searched for "short guy fucks tall guy". Maybe the algorithms of whatever site/s you're using thinks that's what you're into. Definitely more results the other way though.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2021 08:46

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

It may surprise you to learn those religions are not monoliths.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2021 11:23

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Countdown to finding out stunt enby and Ben Shapino are alt accounts.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 10:57

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

I think it's a lovely brain. All grey and glisteny.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 23:12

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Conrad_Birdie posted:

Y�all seen Lil Nas X�s most recent Instagram post? He�s looking hot as hell!

Post that poo poo please, I'm too old and cantankerous for Instagrams and whatnot.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 00:18

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CPL593H posted:

When was this ever a question at all?

Since somebody tried to figure out what other jobs there could be.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 11:43

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hbag posted:

someone better tell this guy he isn't the only person in the world with his first name

Nas's first name is Nasir, Lil Nas X's name is Montero. He can call himself ugly george bush for all I care though, I still like his work.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 05:50

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Whose fart!?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 07:53

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

It's posters like LNX that make me want to join Twitter, it looks like a pretty good platform to use for shitposting.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 09:52

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

That is EXACTLY what I'm mad about.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 09:08

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Amarcarts posted:

It's all good fun but there's a kind of sad undercurrent to all this in that he's still a one hit wonder and the more he goes crazy with the sideshow stuff the more awkward it becomes. None of his other stuff is anything close to Old Town Road.

Y'know I like his music and all, and I don't like much hip hop, but every post of his I've seen has been a hit. Posting is the highest artform known to man, and if the above quoted is any indication, you suck at it.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 05:15

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Amarcarts posted:

It's all good fun but there's a kind of sad undercurrent to all this in that he's still a one hit wonder and the more he goes crazy with the sideshow stuff the more awkward it becomes. None of his other stuff is anything close to Old Town Road.

Sexy naked men gyrating isn't sideshow stuff imo.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 11:01

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Meme Poker Party posted:

Lil Nas X should invite Sonic Fox to appear in one of his videos for maximum Gay Black Energy. And because Fox also has a penchant for publicly trash talking dumbass conservatives. Put that guy on camera with him right in his fur suit.

Why do you want to ruin everything?

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 23:29

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Posted too close to the sun is my guess.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 10:38

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CPL593H posted:

This isn't a knock against Lil Nas X but that's a pretty low bar. He is hilarious though.

I'm going to be charitable and interpret that as meaning if there was a sort of comedy IQ and you added up the numbers for all the snl fellows it would still be less than LNX's.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 05:05

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Three Olives posted:

God I hope that is his bathroom, I want to believe that he lives in a home full of tasteful porcelain and fine finishing that you would expect of some 45 year old UES trustfunder.

I love that this is what you're focusing on, it's extremely on brand.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 19:25

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:13

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Age comes for us all friend.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2022 08:58

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