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Gene Hackman Fan



gee golly, fellas, i wish this time would hurry up and go, i've got a lot of nothing to do when i get home

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


time to rush to the bathroom for my mandatory pooping on company time

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


time to spend three hours of my life travelling home

Gene Hackman Fan



spent all day working at the porn factory and i come home and what does the wife have waiting for me?

the fraiser boxset --she's so incredibly thoughtful and i am a very lucky man for having her in my life.

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PostsYouCanDanceTo



Taking papers to the photocopier one at a time. Taking a different path to the photocopier each trip.

Boss wants to see me? He'll have to hunt me down first.

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

spent all day working at the porn factory and i come home and what does the wife have waiting for me?

the fraiser boxset --she's so incredibly thoughtful and i am a very lucky man for having her in my life.

scrambled eggs ; )

all over my face 😋

what IS a boy to do?!

BALLS DILDO

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




takes phone off hook, puts feet up


thanku pot smoke phoenix

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Hey! Who didn't clean the coffee maker?

nut


do u know where ur kids are

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Gene Hackman Fan



it has been fifteen minutes since clocking in.

eh, it's a living.

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Ventral EggSac



I't fifteen minutes before clocking out somewhere

Gene Hackman Fan



believe it or not, i used to work at a factory that produced existential ennui.

hard to take pride in your work when you're dealing with producing ethereal concepts as opposed to physical things, but the hours were good.

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

believe it or not, i used to work at a factory that produced existential ennui.

hard to take pride in your work when you're dealing with producing ethereal concepts as opposed to physical things, but the hours were good.

No offense but I hate your product.

Jaguars!




Clocked in 30 minutes ago checked out 8 years ago

Luckily morning tea is only 90 minutes away.

Gene Hackman Fan



Escape From Noise posted:

No offense but I hate your product.

no offense taken but so did i

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




time to pick up a broom and kinda lean on it a bit


tyvm hbag

FutonForensic



sobbing that there's only 15 minutes left that i can do work for the World's Greatest Boss


by Khanstant

Jaguars!




5 minute to clocking out for Morning tea. I'm excited

Macnult


FutonForensic posted:

sobbing that there's only 15 minutes left that i can do work for the World's Greatest Boss

lol

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Working hard...OR HARDLY WORKING! Hahaha!

Charles Bukowski



-falls asleep in an empty classroom and gets woken up by the dispatcher hollering about where the gently caress you are over the radio-

Ventral EggSac



About to clock out when I realize I haven't been wearing pants or underwear for my whole shift. No one brought it up cause they didn't want me to feel embarrassed

Rinzla



About to clock out when I realise Id completely forgotten to clock in. To rectify this I clock in when I clock out so I can clock out when I clock in.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Fifteen minutes before I have to clock out and work a few more hours of unpaid overtime and lock up.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Clock out? I'm WFH, I've got nowhere else to go!

Gene Hackman Fan



Escape From Noise posted:

Fifteen minutes before I have to clock out and work a few more hours of unpaid overtime and lock up.

no job is unpaid if you steal enough office supplies.

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FutonForensic



Buttchocks posted:

Clock out? I'm WFH, I've got nowhere else to go!

sorry, rules are rules. you gotta find someplace else to stay or sleep on the streets, like a dirty dog.


by Khanstant

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


15 minutes before I clock this maroon right in the kisser!

Dumb Sex-Parrot

bird/bird


it's my favourite time of the day at work, when it's too late to start spinning up the machine for another production run but still too early to go home, so instead you tidy up your station - maybe do a little broom pushing - then go to the other guys' stations to see if they need help tidying up. just shooting the breeze and winding down before going home.

nut


one more dick to suck

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Jaguars!




Don't forget to punch the clock

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



nut posted:

one more dick to suck

Mandatory overtime tonight, buddy. Better do some stretches.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


does anyone else like to steal the longest things they can find at work?
i'm taking a pole

gleebster

Only a howler

Finally a moment to start work on that project that's due by EOD.

Gene Hackman Fan



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

it's my favourite time of the day at work, when it's too late to start spinning up the machine for another production run but still too early to go home, so instead you tidy up your station - maybe do a little broom pushing - then go to the other guys' stations to see if they need help tidying up. just shooting the breeze and winding down before going home.

realpost that time of day loving rules.

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Manifisto




Jaguars! posted:

Don't forget to punch the clock



gotta punch the clock before it punches me, otherwise I don't get paid

just waiting for the bell to signal the start of round 1


ty heather papps and luvcow

Gene Hackman Fan



some days the imposter syndrome kicks in and i can't help but picture a fat, sweaty goblin who was kicked through a wal-mart clothing rack and pretended to be human for a day.

customer: "yeah, so lightning hit the tree, which split the branch off and took the line with it. can you get a truck out here?"

me: "GAH BLORN FXNAR"

cust: "no, i don't think unplugging the modem and plugging it back in again will help right now."

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Apr 1, 2021

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Gene Hackman Fan



hey

hey fellas

fellas

hey






i know of something even cooler than fifteen minutes before clocking out.



get this: ten minutes before clocking out.

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nut


Teddy Thunders posted:

Mandatory overtime tonight, buddy. Better do some stretches.

sighs and re-wets my tongue with the sponge u use to wet ur fingers for coutning money

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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nut posted:

sighs and re-wets my tongue with the sponge u use to wet ur fingers for coutning money

What a glorious image

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